EMEKA: You are a f00l Akpors! You don't know anything!

Akpors : Haha Emeka! It's a lie!

EMEKA: It's true! I will prove it. If you see two rays of light on the road at night, what will you call it?

Akpors : A car!

EMEKA: Ehen, but which kind of car? A Benz, A Peugeot or A Lexus?

Akpors : I don't know that one oh!

EMEKA: You see! Anyway, second proof. If you see a ray of light on the road at night, what will you call it?

Akpors : An okada (motorbike)!

EMEKA: Ehen! Which one? A Suzuki, A Yamaha or A Kawasaki?

Akpors : Haha! How I'm I suppose to know?

EMEKA: You see! I've shown you that you are a f00l.

Akpors : Na wa o! This your question self. Let me ask you my own question. If you see a woman on the roadside with miniskirt, big bwess, red lips and a big a$$, what will you call her?

EMEKA: A pr0$titute!

Akpors : Ehen, but which one? Your mother, your sister or your daughter?

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1. Putting Africa kids to bed always looks like a robbery attack.

"oya!! Lie down,close ur eyes,face the bed,don’t move your legs.if I hear pimmm,u will hear wiiinnn!!! ".

Nigerian mothers why?🙆 

😂😂

2. Benjamin wey get money is called Ben,

The one wey no get na benji,if you like argue with your shadow🙆🤣

3. I KNEW I WAS BORN WITH SILVER SPOON, BUT THE NURSES TOOK IT FROM ME AND GAVE ME TURNING-GARRI 😫😌

4. DURING CHURCH SERVICE

Pastor said to the congregation:”turn to your left and tell your neighbor ‘ it shall be permanent in your life’ “.

A young boy turns to his left and saw a cripple. He became confused ,he stared for some minutes and he told the cripple ” don’t mind the pastor”.

The cripple said “na God save u”

😂😂😂 

5. 3 reasons you should take a girl for swimming on first date

1. The water will wash away her makeup and reveal her natural face…

2. You can ascertain her true assets, no push-up bras or booty pads… And the most important

3. From the way she reacts to the water, you can tell if she has a marine spirit.

Thank me later, what are friends for

😂🤣

6. Some Girls🙍🏽 will watch you removing their top👚, remove their trousers👖 and as you are about to draw their pants👙, they will be like *Wait, what are you trying to do?*

My sister👩🏻‍🦰……I want to wash it.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

7. Why is it that babies can Play with there Mother’s Breast but cannot Play with the Dads Ball’s??😂😂😂😂😂

8. If you know what some people use to say before they pick up your calls eehn, my broda you won't call them again in this life😒🙆🤣🤣

9. Dating an insecure boy isnt easy .

BF : babe where are u?

GF : I’m frying plantain

BF : Oya fry one lemme hear🙆 😂😂😂😂

10. I’m thinking, since the United Kingdom is ruled by a Queen, it should be called “United Queendom”

11. At the age of 35 to 40 you are still fixing eyelashes. my dear sister’ you beta remove it so that you can see your husband😒

12. I hate when somebody ask to use my phone then start walking around with it.

NWOKEM STAND RIGHT HERE‼️

13. It is only in Nigeria you will visit a girl and still give her money for transport🙆

😂😂😂

14. In Nigeria.. once your phone rings in the church, everybody will start looking at you as if Satan is the one calling you.😔😏

15. This Life is simple but we always want to make it hard for us.

My broda if ur broke, tell her ur broke. Which one is let me see wat I can do. U cannot do anything 🙄

16. Breaking news!!!That girl that use to say one minute remaining on MTN is pregnant😂😂😂😂

17. Please anybody with Chinese Gospel song??

I want to surprise and confuse the Devil today

😂😂😂😂😂

18. I don’t have time to be Googling spelling.I write what I can pronounce.You are the one who will suffer the consikwentsis 🙆😜🤣

19. My mom is as soft as anything now😒

No, papa emeka beat am wit dat refrigerator door the way u tk do me oo🙆🤣🤣🤣

20. Shawarma has come and gone,pizza will soon go too, but you see that thing called Garri

It’s going nowhere 🤣🤣

21. When you have eight tribal marks with stretch marks scattered all over your body and you still want to add tattoos to it. What are you? A zebra?😒🙄

22. When you keep taking pictures inside various cars and you expect your man to believe you are not cheating. Who exactly are you, a mechanic?😂😂😂

23. When you are stuck with an engagement ring for five years what is your mission? To become lords of the rings?🙆🤣

24. If your name is "JOY" and your boyfriend ask you to come this night,tell him that your Bible made it clear that JOY cometh in the morning. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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If you buy from other non family members such as Peter, Crisben, Andy and the rest you're on your own. Contact me directly for account details to start paying. Mind you, it is first come first serve no partiality.

Thanks.

Gale2626 on behalf of the Nigerian family.