1. Imagine person wey tell me say love na sçam dey do wedding on Saturday...

What a wickëd world 🥲😩😂😂

2. No matter how smäll it is, learn how to use it to satisfy your Wïfe...

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I mean your salary bros 🙄😂😂

3. My neighbour’s daughter is pregnänt, I’m leaving that house cuz that girl can lïe ehn 🚶‍♀️🙄😂

4. I can’t forget the day a Yahoö boy told me that the full meaning of SCAM is =>

S= Success

C= Comes

A= as

M= Miracle

😳😂😂🙆

5. Welcome to Nigeria, where someone will lost his phone of 70k, and be like

“it’s not the phone that is painïng me, but my sim çard” 😩.

Bros are you OK at all ? Sim çard of how much ? 🙄😂😂

6. I saw a lady cryïng yesterday at ShopRite because she lost her 15k;

I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor 🥲

Too much caring no go kïll me one day 🤭😂😂

7. I can’t believe that I’m related to Bill Gates 🤭...

His mother and my mother are both MOTHERS 😳😇😂😂🏃‍♀️

8. Who else noticed that English mostly runs äway when you’re in a serious argument ?? 🥲😂

9. When they say study Maths, you deny.

See you now you’re pregnänt because you’re unable to calculate your perïod 🙄😒😂

Precious I no mention your name oo 😕😂

10. Imagine dating a girl who can break sugarcane with her legs 😩🙆😂

You already know what I’m to say... if you know you know 😕😂😂

11. It is only in Nigeria you will hear “Madam please, How much is that Hundred Naira Bread” this country sef 🤭😂😂

12. No matter the amount of gunshøt firëd in the market, an Igbo man must close his shop before rünning äway. 🏃‍♀️😂😂

13. Welcome to Nigeria whereby when you dodge your mum släp, she go say “you don join cultïst” abi 😏😳😂😂

14. Work hard and get møney, make your child no go dey dial *606# 🙄😂😂

If you don’t get it, forget about it 🤭😂

15. Dearie, why are you always ignoring me 😥, even after I made you smile, you just Read and leave 😟... Abi I no dey try 🙏

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Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.

"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.

Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."