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Intellectual Jokes For The Smart. Part Three
~1.0 mins read
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh.
Q: What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
A: They can all do splits.
Q: What’s a frog’s favorite game?
A: Hopscotch.
Q: What dies but never lives?
A: A battery.
Q: What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
A: Fry-day.
Q: What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A: A bagel.
Q: What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
A: Neck-tarines.
Q: What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
A: Neck-tarines.
Q: What does a skeleton order for dinner?
A: Spare ribs.
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Intellectual Jokes For The Smart. Part Sixteen
~1.1 mins read
Q: Why do eggs hate jokes?
A: Because they crack up.
Q: What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
A: A shampoodle.
Q: What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?
A: Hay fever.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
There’s nobel, that’s why I’m knocking.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q: What’s the smartest insect around?
A: The spelling bee.
Q: Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
A: Because it was a-head.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone please, I’m thinking.
Q: Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
A: They would quack up!
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Intellectual Jokes For The Smart. Part Four
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Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Ice Scream.
Q: How do monsters tell their fortunes?
A: They read their horror-scopes.
Q: Where does the witch park her vehicle?
A: In the broom closet.
Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling.
Q: Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?
A: Because they were trans-parents.
Q: What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?
A: You join his fang club.
Q: Where do ghosts go for a swim?
A: The Dead Sea.
Q: Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
A: His mummy.
Q: What makes a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
A: Lots of blood tests.
Culled from 200 kid-friendly Joke from the classroom
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