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Ramsy
Jokes
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SOME PEOPLE πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Me : Sir excuse me, I want to ask something if at all you don't mind.πŸ™

Peter: Alright ask, I don't mind.πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Me : You live around here right?πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

Peter: Yes, is there any problem?πŸ™„

Me : No, I'm coming matero and I'm looking for someone who stays around here, he's my colleague and told me he lives here.😩

Peter : Give a description.

Me : His name is Patrick Mwansa, He's tall, dark in complexion and he's very slim.πŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Peter: Wait, does he drive in a BMW X5 blue car?πŸš–

Me : Yes sir he does.βœ”οΈ

Peter : He has twins a boy and girl?πŸ‘¦πŸ‘©

Me : Yes sir I remember he once told me about having twins.βœ”οΈ

Peter: Does he stammer when speaking?πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Me: Oh my God sir you are right, yes he stammers when speaking.😱

Peter : I'm so sorry, I don't know him.πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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Ramsy
Jokes
~1.6 mins read
jokes for u πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1. I'm just imagining the kind of hunger that hooked the person that discovered coconut could be eaten *πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. My mum be like "I'm talking and you are quiet"
Me: but mummy.....
Mum: Keep quiet I'm talking and you are talking...πŸƒπŸƒ

3. Girls that takes their
boyfriends out and give them
money... Where do you live? Please I need one😀😀😀

4. ATTENTION ATTENTION
Anyone who wants to leave the group should leave during day time, if you leave at night and get raped it's your problem o, don't come and blame us...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. It pains me when am coming back from shop rite with bags and non of my Neighbors are outside to see meπŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6. Nigerian parents will say they are working because of children and yet they give us one meat and take two😏

7. be shouting smal body no be sickness, until they start sharing drinks in an event, and dey got to ur turn & give u boboπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. If not for the love I have for
Nokia touch light how much is iPhone 11 that someone cannot buyπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸƒπŸƒ

9. Bro if she opens her leg for u , close it At least surprise God for one dayπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

10. eating suya with the person who bought it is stressful you will be asking de holy spirit when next to pick oneπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11. you came to kidnap me with benz and you expect me to shout for help are you OK??...Abeg shift small make i balance wellπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜Œ

12. short girls are cute until it's time to say goodnight and she hug your legπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13. In this our hard economy, someone wants to buy a foreign dog of 500k* *If you give me that money, I'll stand at your door and bark for you...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14. Sister!!..if you have flat boobs, flat yansh, and even flat chest.....congr atulations, your three bedroom flat is now completeπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15. Some naija guyz sha, If U don't have anything to say, just end the Chat with her .πŸ™„πŸ™„ Which one is "What is Ur favorite age?"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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Ramsy
Jokes
~1.9 mins read
1. I was ShΓΈcked when I heard A fat girl
singing I believe I Can Fly " My sister, have
you Ever seen an Elephant Flying Before?πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. Women will always tell you that men can
chΔ“at and tell lΔ«es, but they seem to fΓΈrgeting
that "What a man can do, a woman can do
better"... Guys are you with me??πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. My friend fΓΈrgot his apple laptop on the floor
in my room. My grandma thought it was a scale.
CONCLUSION: My grandma now weighs
250,500nairaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

4. She told me she was coming to
my place by 9pm, But
she came by 7 pm & caught me
with another
woman...How can I forgive her for
lyΔ«ng to me??πŸ˜©πŸ˜²πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. Last night I had a dream and I was kΔ«ssing my
neighbour's daughter but this morning she saw
me
and pretΔ“nded like nothing happened
Girls can prΔ“tend oohπŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

6. Some people will come to the ATM,
see others on queue and still ask
"is it paying"?
No, we came to vote for Buhari Again.. Please
shift jΓΈor!
πŸ˜ πŸ˜ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. I don't no why people who Sits in front of
a commercial Bus always Feel as if they
Have made it in life
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8. I will be naming my daughter *'Pregnant''* so
when a guy meets her:
Guy: Hi, am *lucky*
Her: Hi, am *Pregnant.*
*case ClΓΈsed*
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. When you are not fasting you
can stay till afternoon without
feeling hΕ«ngry.
But when you are fasting, even Tv
remote will be looking like gala in
your eyes... Is that not wΔ«tchcraft??πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. My girlfriend just caΕ«ght my side chick n I in
bed, she went straight to the kitchen to boil hot
water .. Think she's getting us some tea
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11. De most patience customers in de world are
those buying CΓΈndΓΈm. Dey will like, serve him
first i will wait
πŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

12. I never knew the power of w££d until I saw a
90years old man telling me he wants to be a
lawyer when he grows....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Preshiouzjay
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Isiaq93
DON'T LOOK AT NAKED WOMAN!: Top 3 Funniest Little Johnny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out LoudπŸ˜‚
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1.
 
Akpos bought a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: …  
Akpos : Son where were you today during school hours?  
SON : At school (robot slaps the Son and he immediately changes his mind) Okay I went to the movies! 
Akpos : Which one?  
SON : Harry Potter (robot slaps Son again!) Okay I was watching p*rn.  
Akpos : What? When I was your age I didn’t even know p*rn! (robot slaps Akpos)  
MUM : hahahahaha! After all he is your Son! (robot gives Mum a hot slap)

(Akpos fainted)πŸ™„

                                                     2.

A Concerned mother warns her little boy, "dont look at naked women or youll turn to stone." Johnny loved his mother, and as such decided not to look at naked women. But one day johhny and his friend were walking along a beach, and saw a woman sunbathing naked. Johnny remembered what his mother said, and turned and ran away from the woman. his friend finally catches up to him and asks why he ran. Johnny told his friend what his mother said, and then added, "and it must be true, because when i saw that woman I felt myself going rock hard in my trousers.  HahaπŸ˜‚


                                                      3.

A second grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was, and he replied, "I'm too smart for the second grade, my sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than her too."
 
The teacher took him to the principal's office and explained the situation to him.
 
The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question, he would go back to the second grade and be quiet.
 
The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
 
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
 
Johnny: "9."
 
Principal: "6 x 6?"
 
Johnny: "36."
 
So, it went on like this. The principal asked him every question a third grader should know. Finally, after about an hour, he told the teacher, "I see no reason why Johnny can't go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right."
 
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agreed.
 
Teacher: "What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?"
 
Johnny: "Legs."
 
Teacher: "What do you have in your pants that I don't have?" The principal gasped, but before he could stop him from answering, Johnny answered.
 
Johnny: "Pockets."
 
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
 
Johnny: "Pants."
 
Teacher: What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?"
 
Johnny: "Firetruck."
 
The principal breathed a big sigh of relief and said: "Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself."πŸ™„

Which of the jokes is the funniest? Oya don't kill the vibe start commenting!
 

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