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Comedy
JustJokes
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Jokes For Accountants Part 1
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Q: Why don’t accountants make good comedians?
A: They get too caught up in the gross income!
Q: Why did the accountant break up with their calculator?
A: Because they feel like they’re just going through the motions!
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost!
Q: Why did the banker switch careers?
A: He lost interest!
Q: Why don’t accountants ever tell jokes?
A: They don’t want to risk an audit!
Q: Why did the financial planner get kicked out of the zoo?
A: He tried to balance the books!
Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance?
A: A very late night!
Q: Why did the accountant get excited at the weekend? A: Because he could finally wear casual clothes to “work”!
Q: Why did the auditor cross the road?
A: Because that’s what they did last year!
Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at!
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Barbers Jokes
~1.3 mins read
I couldn’t stand my boy’s long hair any longer, so I dragged him with me and ordered,
“Give him a crew cut.” The barber did just that, and so help me, I found I’d been bringing up somebody else’s son!
I’ve got a 16-year-old son who was 6' 3'' until he got a haircut. Now he is 5' 8''.
The customer settled himself and let the barber put the towel around him. Then he told the barber, “Before we start, I know the weather’s awful. I don’t care who wins the next big fight, and I don’t bet on the horse races. I know I’m getting thin on top, but I don’t mind. Now get on with it.”
“Well, sir, if you don’t mind,” said the barber, “I’ll be able to concentrate better if you don’t talk so much!”
A man entered a barber shop and said, “I am tired of looking like everyone else! I want a change! Part my hair from ear to ear!”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes!” said the man.
The barber did as he was told and a satisfied customer left the shop.
Three hours passed and the man reentered the shop. “Put it back the way it was,” he said.
“What’s the matter?” asked the barber. “Are you tired of being a nonconformist already?”
“No,” he replied, “I’m tired of people whispering in my nose!”
Customer (twice nicked by the barber’s razor):
Hey, barber, gimme a glass of water.
Barber: What’s wrong, sir? Hair in your mouth?
Customer: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.
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