My Grandfather 😂😂😂

3 years ago

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When I newly went to my maternal village, one of the first warnings I received was to avoid provoking my grandfather.

In my mind, I was like, what can this old man do, can he even run?

My grandfather's bank was under his carpet, that was the only place he keeps his money.

One day, while he was sleeping, I went and lifted the carpet and took some money.

Before I could tiptoe out of his room he woke up.

And to test my theory of him not doing anything or being able to run, I took off running.

Before I could get to the gate, I heard tawaiiii at the back of my neck.

I fell like a member of man O war.

Face flat!

I thought I had died!

I saw my spirit walk away from my body.

By the time my spirit reunited with my body and I stood up, I saw him putting another stone in the catapult he used to shoot me.

I started walking toward him with my hands above my head like a thief.

Crying like I lost my child.

I quietly handed his money back to him and wrote down the lesson I learned the hard way.

I planned to steal the catapult but realized the old dude has many others.

I respected myself.

And left the house.

Papa, I have forgiven you but I won't forget.

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