Wahala No Dey Finish Part 1
Indeed You alone know Yourself by Your internal potency O Supreme Person Origin of all Lord of all beings God of Gods Lord of the universe The Supersoul You are the Supreme Primal Objective You are the ultimate resting place of the universe You are inexhaustible and You are the oldest You are the maintainer of the eternal religion, the Personality of Godhead Oh master of the senses Oh Primal Lord O Limitless One God of Gods Refuge of the universe You are the invincible source The cause of all causes You are the knower of everything and all that is knowable You are the supreme refuge above the material modes O limitless form This whole cosmic manifestation is pervaded by You O unbounded power You are the master of limitless might You are all-pervading and thus You are everything Omniscient The ancient The Ruler of the whole world Minuter than the atom The supporter of all Of form inconceivable Effulgent like the Sun and Beyond the darkness There is nothing whatsoever higher than you You are the Sapidity in Water The Light in the Moon and the Sun You are the syllable OM in all the Vedas Sound in ether You are the Virility in men You are the sweet fragrance in earth and the brilliance in fire You are the life in all beings The austerity in the austere You are the eternal seed of all beings The intelligence of the intelligent You are the Splendor of the Splendid You are the Strength of the Strong Guest

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Wahala No Dey Finish Part 1

Wahala No Dey Finish Part 1

3 years ago

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Oga Benji my neighbor entered the compound with a lady, he seemed all cheerful, I knew instantly he was going to do bad thing with her, he's just changing women like clothes. Everyone knows him to be a womanizer. 
I was sitting under a shade with my music box listening to latest jams when he passed by to his room with the lady.
 
Few minutes later, I sneaked to his window and changed the music to a gospel song; ' BOOK OF LIFE', by Nathaniel Bassey;To the highest volume, then I sat cross-legged on a stool.
 
The lady is seen leaving almost immediately.
 
"Me I don't support evil oo". I said to myself after seeing the lady leaving in a hurry.
 
Oga Benji came trolling after her, begging her to come back to the, yet she won't heed.
I could see streams of sweat protruding all over my guy....
 
I had started giggling almost immediately, just then he came ranting towards me.
 
"Wetin be all this one na, u dey craze.
 
He was really fuming with anger and drawing closer, I had to pause the music and feign innocence.
 
"Ahhh oga Benji, good afternoon oo". Bows as I greet pretending not to know what is up.
 
"Na thunder go fire that your useless mouth wey u take greet!!!"....
 
"Oga Benji wetin I do na, I even dey greet you, you no......
 
"Waka, u dey mad, cross to me, I will comot ur teeth just now!!"; This time he was shouting and Calling for a fight already.
 
Neighbors had gathered to the scene to intervene, and everyone seem to be talking at the same time.
 
"Wetin happen na"?
 
"Why una wan fight for this neighborhood eh"!?
 
"Make una talk, make we settle the matter bikonu"......
 
"Oga Benji wetin happen na, why una wan fight for my compound"...
 that was our landlord, he had strolled out after hearing noises and now he wants to know what transpired between us.
 
Oga Benji cannot talk, he was just fuming and staring angrily at me, he was held to a still from fighting at me.
 
"Oga landlord I greet you oo,, I just say make ah come outside con collect fresh breeze as heat wan kill me inside room ni oo,, na so oga Benji just come dey insult me, dey para para para for me, I even......
 
"Na ogun go kill you!!...
 
he was struggling to free himself to pounce on me like an angry lion.
 
"Edu make una leave me, this boy na idiot"... 
 
Everyone now confused to why he's really so angry and yet can't say.
 
"Andy!!".  
 
      "Sir!..
 
"Wetin u do oga Benji, tell us".
 
      "Sir, no mind am jorr, I no do am anything oo, maybe he don go smoke again.....
 
Wtf! I wish I had never added that.
 
Punches were raining down on me.
 
Gbas gbos!!
Gbos gbas gbass!!
 
I could feel my soul leaving my body, I became deaf and dead.
 
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I woke up the next year, I have been in a coma.
 
Oga Benji is in 'kirikiri' (a prison ) he's been imprisoned and charged for murder....
 
Wahala be like bicycle!
 
Na since wey dah matter happen ah learn to dey mind my business oo...
 
Am still at the hospital Sha, will be discharged tomorrow.
 
 
"Andy!!!...
 
That was my girlfriend Tiana, she just stood like she's seen a ghost she wasn't smiling nor happy, she was teary.
 
 
"She's married now"...
 
 Hamza had whispered to me breaking the silence that has engulfed everyone.
 
I could feel it hitting me so hard,, my legs becoming so stiff and my hands shrinking, yes, that was it, yes it is, " A Heart Break"
 
I fainted.
 
Doctor!!!!!.......
_______________ (to be continued)
©️ Andy...✍️