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Chronicles Of Sapa Pt1

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"Guy,Amaka is coming over with her roomie oo...

"Huh,omorr, nothing dey oo,wetin u go give them na? I asked dropping my phone to face him.

We just finished our second semester Examination and still battling with the 'Injury time' (Sapa mode).

My Roommate just announced the coming of Amaka and her roommate,such a wrong timing,we could barely feed a day and now two girls are coming over to our lodge.

I could see streams of sweat on my roomie's face,he was confused and helpless,he's been begging Amaka for months now to come visiting,and she's been postponing and giving all sort of Excuses for her coming over untill now when things are hard. Omorr💔.

"Don't worry bro,we go just collect soft drinks and snacks from Mama Ebuka". I suggested, tapping him gently.

"Guy!!!,I dey owe that Woman 1k oo,where do u think all the Garri and sugar been coming from,na 'buy and promise to pay later scheme'....

"Ahhhh,bro!!!", I shouted cutting him off.

"Shit!,bro she's calling oo,guess they are here already,I will go pick them up",with that he washed his face and went to get them.

In a speed of light,I ran to the bathroom,took a quick shower and soon I was looking all fresh and cool.

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"Hey girls,meet my roommate Andy...Bro meet Amaka and Dija"

We all exchanged pleasantries,I must say the girls were super cute and had all stuffs endowed .🥰😋.

Once,my mind was made up,I was going to buy stuffs using our normal scope,"buy and promise to pay later" but this time,I changed plug, instead of Mama Ebuka,I went to Mummy Ade's shop.

In no time,I returned,"hey beautiful ladies,here", I teased handing the drinks and snacks to them.

Once I signaled my Roomie and he followed me leaving the two girls in the room.

Right in the kitchen,my Roomie started,"bro you are a champ,how did u do it?he asked smiling as he gave a light hug.

"Normal thing guy,na from mummy Ade side shaa", I snapped.

"Sharp guy,how u see those fish na,set ba?😋

"Damn!over make sense jorr,see full package na guy!

We both smiled silently and shook hands.

"How far,make we soak Garri chop, take see front na" he suggested.

"Ohh yea"... I agreed.

We soaked the last Garri without Sugar before joining the girls in the room.

"nice one Sapa". I cursed silently upon seeing the girls enjoying themselves.

#Fiction

©ANDY

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Chronicles Of SAPA (The Unveiling)

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Hey Fam, Greetings from the desk of ,the Minister of Heart Affairs.

I have been cooking something nice for us and now it's ready to be served,I bring to y'all,'the chronicles of SAPA',a record of events (diary) of how students strives and survives in times of 'Brokeness' (SAPA).

The word SAPA is a popular Nigerian slangy Expression to mean, totally broke,to be without funds, sometimes could mean hard times;no food, no money.😩💔

SAPA respects no one,he humbles you and renders one helpless when it strikes.🤣

So stay close,follow me as I drop hot episodes of the 'Chronicles of SAPA',time of posting isn't defined,I will be posting at will, could be anytime.🤝

So let's roll!

Don't forget to press the 'follow button' to get more updates from the dear of the Minister of Heart Affairs.✨🔥

©ANDY

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Moi Moi Gone Wrong🤣

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For weeks now,I have been craving for Moi Moi,so today I decided to finally make my craving for dinner but that didn't end well..🤣💔

So I went to my roommate,"guy how fa na,I wan cook Moi Moi oo,u dey game ba?.

"Sure na,the thing sef dey hungry me"

"Oya bring money na,make we buy eggs and pepper"..

I got everything ready, grounded the beans,mixed everything and soon I left the Moi Moi boiling.

After 25 Minutes,I went to check my sweet Moi Moi but found out that the gas has finished.

"Ahhhh omorrr!. I shouted.

My roommate came out,"guy wetin happen na?

"Gas don finish and Moi Moi never don oo"...

It was past 8pm,there was no way we could fill the gas by that time.

To cut the long story short,we decided to eat the Moi Moi like that oo.🤣💔.

Well,that didn't end well,for hours now,we ve been purging and vomiting..😩💔.

My tummy is as hard as a Rock,I can't even sleep.

Now I hate Moi Moi 😭😫💔

©ANDY.

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Old Times (Shameless Kid)

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I can't forget those days as a Kid, During the days of hunger, my crush once caught me chewing garri which I was sent to get for the family. I chewed it because I needed strength to take me back home (like a 1000 metre away).

I was chewing the garri regardless of prying eyes all around,it filled my mouth that I couldn't talk.

She crossed over to the other side of the road and handed me a sachet water and left. 😭

It all happened in all flash,I didn't see her coming so I was just dumbfounded,a bit embarrassed tho .

Omorr childhood memories ehh😅.

Mehn, I drank the Water and continued chewing the Garri,make eyes for clear oo 🤣💔

It's not my fault na...abii?

Na person wey dey alive dey crush on woman.

Hahahaha 🤣

🤫

©ANDY

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Happy Sunday ❣️

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Hey Famz!

Happy Sunday to y'all ✨❤️.

For the Christians,I hope y'all went to church,huh??

Well I didn't go tho,my body aches so badly from yesterday's Fun and activities.

God forgive me!😩

So you? Why didn't you go to church ?🙄

And those that went,how was the service?

Hope you prayed for Pejoweb ✨🙏

Guess what guys!

Some of my friends came around today and insisted on seeing the 'Green sea'...lol.

Well i took them there and ended being the photographer 😂💔.

Who else wanna visit the Green sea?

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Fun Saturday (the Green Sea)

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Today is Saturday!

My Friends and I decided to Jog up to the Mountains,it wasn't fun until we stumbled upon an open Pond right in between the Mountains.

First it felt all creepy because the water was stagnant and green coloured.

Omorr this one na green Sea oo, I shouted.

Soon we were joined by some kids and their Mothers who came by to wash clothes, the kids started swimming and we joined in the Fun.

This wasn't planned but we ended up having so much fun,took pictures and felt the warmth of Nature out there.

As the kids were swimming and enjoying their moments,I concluded in my mind that indeed 'happiness isn't about money or luxury but enjoying and savouring every moment with our loved Ones'.

I hope you having fun too☺️.

©ANDY

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Heart Affairs: Painful Joy (Mysteries)

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The tears have dried, but my eyes are WET,

The fear is gone, but my body still SWEAT,

My pain is gone, but my wound is DEEP,

I want to speak, but secrets are to KEEP,

I have closed my eyes, but I am SLEEPLESS,

I may have cleaned up everything, but my life is a big MESS!!

©ANDY

Min. Of Heart Affairs 🤝

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Hunger,a Friend Of No One

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What do you do when you are hungry??😅

Omorr if I am hungry eh,it shows on my face,I just can't hide it.

Most times it changes my mood,that is,I would be prone to Mood swings,I become aggressive and quiet.😣

But it all depends on d situation,if I am in school and I am hungry,I will just be staring at nothing,that is when I will start thinking about how unfair life is..😫

Imagine one human will just pass by with varieties of snacks and then mistakenly steps on my foot,omorrr I go just look am with one red eye dey swear for am... that's so uncalled for na,no respect faa😏

When i am really Hungry,I hate everything and everyone around becomes annoying,that is when I will start finding Fault with everything.

There's something I haven't tried doing when I am hungry,that is, Writing....I haven't tried that,how I wan take dey think when belle dey pain me? E no go work naa😄💔

©ANDY.

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Chronicles Of Sapa Pt1

Chronicles Of SAPA (The Unveiling)

Moi Moi Gone Wrong🤣

Old Times (Shameless Kid)

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Fun Saturday (the Green Sea)

Heart Affairs: Painful Joy (Mysteries)

Hunger,a Friend Of No One

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