Just in to wish us all,a HAPPY NEW MONTH.✨🤗

 

  I have been off for a while now,been down tho,am better and stronger now!😊.

Thanks to everyone who took out time to check up on me,it really helped me in getting myself back together,the feeling that people actually loves and cares for you!

@Hamzwrites,@Elina_Elin,@Nnenna,@Bettie @Nifemi,@Victor21,@EmpressUdok,@Youngancient, @Zeena. U guys are awesome,thanks for checking up on me. Can't heart you less✨❤️.

 

Who missed me ooh?...🤗

I missed u all,for real.🙈.

 

A quick revelation,this is my birth month oo.✨👌.

11days count!...let's all anticipate!🥰🥰

 

What did I miss? Oh yeah,missed my boss' birthday celebration? How did it go? 😊

 

My office is dusty fa,these boys are just so stubborn fa,where is Victor,Crisben,Lamii and Xamani...sweep and arrange my office now!!!!🙄😏.

 

Am back now,fully active...let's get back to work!✨🤝.

I think my exam was on a Thursday. I travelled on Monday. Prepared. 

A little past eight, Thursday morning, I was in the faculty with like a thousand others. 

After hours of disorganization, KSU (Kogi State University) threw a handful of us into one classroom and gave us sheets. 

The questions were cheap.

 I was swift.

 Was done in no time.

 They wouldn’t allow me submit so I took it upon myself to calculate the kind of score I was expecting. 80.

 Bad as e bad, 75. Not a mark less, abeg.

 

In a fortnight’s, Mom called to tell me results were out. I rushed over to a cafe, told the operator to check my result and faced the other way.

Click. Click. Click.

“Na 15 you get.”

 

“Eh?”????

He pointed to the screen. I looked. 15. With my mouth agape.

I shook my head. “I no understand.”

 

“Na 15 you get na bros”

 

Now I was confused. I asked, “Wait, na 15 be d final score of d exam?”  

“Okay, you wan add your own? Guy, na 15 you get.”

 

“See,” I said, “check am again, abeg.”

 

“Guy, you no dey hear exam result for morning? Na 15 you get.” He was trying hard not to laugh. I swear down I could see it.

 

"Print am come au-side," I told him. He did. Where I come from, you don’t pay any computer operator idiot when you fail an exam (yes, it’s their fault you failed), so I told him I had to make a quick call outside before I came back to give him money. That was the last he saw of me.

 

I called my guy. “Onojaaa, you don check?”

“Post UME stuff?”

“Yes. Wetin you get?”

He paused. “You wey dey ask me wetin I get, you, wetin you yourself get?” ???????? 

After arguing who should say it first, I told him I got 15.

“Over 100?”

I said yes.

 

He laughed out loud so I concluded he had passed and said in my heart, “So, this buffalo go first me enter school!” But no, I hadn’t heard his own yet. 

“Your own good nah,” he said. “You pass me with 3.”

Oh, what joy in my heart! It feels good when your friends pass with you- or fail with you. ????????????????

 

Dad came home that evening and asked about my result. 

A missing script was more honourable than that cursed score, 15, so I told him I had missing script, that in fact the five of us who came to check all had missing scripts, that “the site” gave us N/As (not available) for results.

 

“Not available? 

Not available?” 

 

He kept repeating “Not available” like he just learnt the words.

 

“Not available?”

I kept saying, gravely, “As in eh!”

Something told me he didn’t believe me but I ignored it.

 

“Bring your reg number.”

 

I stood, unmoving, sullen, suddenly mad.

I gave it to him and walked away. 

I knew he had sent it over to be checked and had gotten to know my score, for when he stormed into my room, his glare told me I wouldhave no peace in that house till the day I left it. ????????????????.

 

So, I was at my uncle's place some weeks back while he was scolding his last born for scoring a measly 182 in JAMB, brandishing him a disgrace to the family. Haq haq haq????

 

And here is me recalling how I failed woofly in my first attempt at Post UTME. ????????

 

"Yeah, once upon a Dullard!

Well, am now a graduate from one of the best schools, with a second class upper (BSC).