So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS’s office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and we wanted to know if you knew anything about it. The man says yes I do, I’m a gambler. 

   The agent says you gamble with that much money. He man says yes, I’ll give you an example. Alright I bet you 5,000$ that I can bite my left eye. Agent says alright deal. The man takes out his fake eye and bites it. 

    Then the agents says that not fair. The man says I’ll let you get your money back or even more, I bet you 7,500$ I can bite my right eye. He agents thinking I didn’t see him come in with a guide dog or a stick so the agent says deal. The man takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. The agent then says that’s not fair. The man replies alright I have another one, your down 12,500$ I’ll bet you 15,000$ if you put that waste basket on the other side of the room I can stand by your desk and piss across the room into the waste basket and not get a drop anywhere. 

       The agent says that’s impossible you’ve got a deal. The man starts peeing and pees all over his desk and the agent says I got you, he’s laughing and happy that he final beat him, but then the lawyer has his hand on his face and the agent asked what’s wrong with you and the lawyer replies the man bet me 100,000$ he could piss on your desk and you’d just love it.

As a woman 

What do you want in life?

To be a house wife? 

Is that all you dream of? 

Why can't you achieve your goals by yourself ?

Or your goals is to have children and do the house chores?

Don't limit yourself to just being a house wife 

Read, travel and see the world 

Why limit yourself to a queen 

When you can be the king of your life. 

Ken 

"20

● BELIEVE – while others are doubting.

● PLAN – while others are playing.

● STUDY – while others are sleeping.

● DECIDE – while others are delaying.

● PREPARE – while others are daydreaming.

● BEGIN – while others are procrastinating.

● WORK – while others are wishing.

● INVEST – while others are wasting.

● LISTEN – while others are talking.

● SMILE – while others are frowning.

● COMMEND – while others are criticizing.

● PERSIST – while others are quitting.