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JustJokes

Jokes For Accountants Part 1
~0.9 mins read
Q: Why don’t accountants make good comedians? 
A: They get too caught up in the gross income!

Q: Why did the accountant break up with their calculator? 
A: Because they feel like they’re just going through the motions!

Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? 
A: Lost!

Q: Why did the banker switch careers? 
A: He lost interest!

Q: Why don’t accountants ever tell jokes? 
A: They don’t want to risk an audit!

Q: Why did the financial planner get kicked out of the zoo? 
A: He tried to balance the books!

Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance? 
A: A very late night!

Q: Why did the accountant get excited at the weekend? A: Because he could finally wear casual clothes to “work”!

Q: Why did the auditor cross the road? 
A: Because that’s what they did last year!

Q: Why do economists exist? 
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at!

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Rambo

The Brave Priest
~2.2 mins read
In a remote village nestled deep within a dense forest, a sinister presence lurked. A bloodthirsty demon, shrouded in darkness, preyed upon the unsuspecting villagers. It took the form of a beautiful young woman, enchanting and alluring, drawing in young men with promises of passion.

But beneath her captivating facade lay a heart as black as night. She would seduce these men, luring them into her grasp with promises of ecstasy. Yet, once ensnared, she would reveal her true form, a monstrous creature hungry for their flesh and souls.

For years, the village suffered under her reign of terror. Families mourned the loss of their sons, and fear gripped the hearts of all who dwelled there. 

This caused an exodus of many young men to the city. Only those who couldn't afford to move to the city were left behind. Their farms and cattles were shriking in numbers by each passing year. Food shortage was soon becoming the new norm. Now an impending famine was looking at the village. And there was not much the villagers could do but to pray to God.

Hope seemed distant until an old wise priest, with eyes that had witnessed the passage of time, arrived in the village. He sensed the evil that plagued the land and knew he must act swiftly to end the suffering.

Armed with ancient scriptures and holy relics, the priest embarked on a perilous journey to confront the demonic spirit. With unwavering faith and determination, he ventured into the depths of the forest, guided only by the light of his convictions.

As he neared the demom's lair, he felt the malevolent energy grow stronger, but he pressed on undeterred. With a prayer on his lips, he faced the demon, his resolve unshakable.

In a fierce battle of wills, the priest invoked the power of divine light, forcing the demon to reveal its true form. A dark spirit of young woman, who was betrayed and burned to death by her lover after impregnating her. Since then had been consumed by hatred and been stuck in this realm. She had vowed to take revenge and kill all the young men living in the village. 

With each incantation, the darkness that consumed the creature weakened, until at last, it lay vanquished before him.

With a final exorcism, the priest freed the spirit from the darkness that consumed it. Setting it free to embark on the journey to the other word. At last, the village was set free from grip of its own sinister past. As dawn broke over the horizon, the villagers emerged from their homes, their faces aglow with newfound hope.

Grateful tears flowed freely as they gathered around the old wise priest, their savior. And though the scars of past would linger, they knew that with his guidance, they would rebuild their lives, stronger than before. News spread and those who were forced to leave to city returned to their lands and to their loved ones. They lived without fear and with renewed faith in God, and they vowed to live a clean live.








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Rambo

One Night Of Pain And Pleasure..
~2.4 mins read
In the quiet confines of my small, devout community, I was known as the epitome of innocence and purity. Raised with strong religious values and a belief in the sanctity of marriage, I never imagined that my life would take such a tumultuous turn.

 The night before my wedding, as I made final preparations, a devastating revelation shattered my world. I discovered my fiance entangled in a scandalous affair with my elder, married sister. The betrayal cut deep, slicing through the very fabric of my faith and trust.

Heartbroken and disillusioned, I fled into the night, seeking solace in the darkness that enveloped me. Lost and adrift, I found myself drawn to a dimly lit bar, the neon lights casting long shadows acros floor. worn wooden floor. 

As I nursed my broken heart with a glass of wine, a stranger approached, his presence both commanding and comforting. He listened as I poured out my anguish, his eyes filled with empathy and understanding.

In his arms, I found refuge from the pain that threatened to consume me. His touch was tender yet passionate, igniting a fire within me that I had never known before. In that moment of vulnerability, he became my anchor, grounding me in a sea of uncertainty.

With each caress, he whispered words of solace and reassurance, his voice a soothing melody that eased the ache in my soul. In the heat of the moment, we surrendered to the primal desire that pulsed between us, our bodies moving in perfect harmony.

But it was not just physical pleasure that he offered me; it was a sense of liberation, a release from the shackles of heartache that bound me. With each kiss, he helped to mend the shattered pieces of my broken heart, his love a healing balm that soothed my wounded spirit.

As the first light of dawn filtered through the curtains, I lay entwined with him, my heart lighter than it had been in weeks. But as the sun rose in the sky, he disappeared without a trace, leaving me alone once more.

Days turned into weeks, and I searched in vain for any sign of him, my heart heavy with longing and regret. The memory of our brief encounter haunted me, taunting me with what could have been.

And then, just when I had resigned myself to a life of loneliness and despair, he reappeared, his eyes filled with remorse and regret. He explained the reasons for his sudden departure, his words a mixture of apology and explanation.

With tears of relief and gratitude, I welcomed him back into my life, knowing that despite the pain of the past, there was still hope for a future filled with love and redemption.

Together, we embarked on a journey of healing and forgiveness, our bond stronger than ever before. And as we stood side by side, facing the challenges that lay ahead, I knew that with his love by my side, I could overcome anything.

In the end, our love was a testament to the power of redemption and second chances, a beacon of hope in a world filled with darkness. And as we walked hand in hand into the future, I knew that our love story was just beginning, filled with promise and possibility.





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Rambo

Two Sisters Named Hana And Yumi...
~1.5 mins read
Once upon a time, in the tranquil countryside of Japan, there lived two little sisters named Hana and Yumi. They adored their home surrounded by lush forests and shimmering streams, but lately, their hearts were heavy with worry.

Their mother had fallen ill, and their father, a hardworking teacher, spent long hours at school, leaving the girls feeling lonely and overwhelmed.

One day, as they wandered through the woods, their spirits low, they stumbled upon a tiny, mischievous spirit named Kaze. Kaze was a spirit of nature, with shimmering wings and a playful demeanor."

Hello, little ones! Why the long faces?" Kaze chirped, twirling around them.

Hana and Yumi poured out their troubles to Kaze, explaining their mother's illness and their father's absence.

Kaze listened intently, his eyes sparkling with empathy. "Fear not, dear sisters! For I am here to help.

"With a mischievous grin, Kaze whisked the girls away on a whirlwind adventure through the forest. They climbed towering trees, danced with butterflies, and splashed in sparkling streams.

With each passing moment, Hana and Yumi's worries melted away, replaced by laughter and joy.

As the sun began to set, Kaze led the girls back home, their hearts lighter than before.From that day on, Kaze became their loyal companion, filling their days with wonder and magic. And though their mother's illness persisted, Hana and Yumi found strength and solace in the bond they shared with each other and with Kaze.

Months passed, and with the love and support of their family and the guidance of Kaze, Hana and Yumi's mother began to recover. And as she emerged stronger than ever, the family celebrated with tears of joy and gratitude.

Their father, inspired by his daughters' resilience and the magic of the natural world, vowed to cherish every moment with his family, knowing that together, they could overcome any obstacle.

And so, with hearts full of love and hope, Hana, Yumi, and their family embraced each new day, knowing that with the spirit of nature by their side, anything was possible.
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Rambo

A Chance Encounter
~1.9 mins read
Once upon a time, in a bustling city filled with laughter and love, there lived a man named Alex. Alex was a bit of a klutz, always finding himself in the most absurd situations. One fateful day, as he rushed to catch his train, he collided with a woman, spilling his coffee all over her pristine white shirt.

"Oops! I'm so sorry!" Alex exclaimed, flustered and embarrassed.

The woman laughed, her eyes sparkling with amusement. "No worries! It's just coffee, after all."

They shared a moment of awkward laughter, and Alex couldn't help but notice how her smile lit up the entire train station.

"I'm Sarah," she introduced herself, extending her hand.

"I'm Alex," he replied, shaking her hand with a goofy grin.

As fate would have it, they ended up on the same train, sitting across from each other. They struck up a conversation that flowed effortlessly, as if they had known each other for years. Sarah was witty and charming, and Alex found himself falling for her quirky sense of humor.

They exchanged numbers before parting ways, and Alex couldn't stop smiling as he replayed their encounter in his mind.

Days turned into weeks, and Alex couldn't shake the feeling that Sarah was someone special. He mustered up the courage to ask her out on a date, and to his delight, she agreed.

Their first date was a whirlwind of laughter and inside jokes, and Alex knew he had found someone truly remarkable. They quickly fell head over heels in love, their connection growing stronger with each passing day.

As they planned their future together, Alex couldn't wait to propose to Sarah and spend the rest of his life with her. He meticulously planned the perfect proposal, complete with roses and candlelit dinner.

But just as he was about to pop the question, Sarah burst into laughter, tears streaming down her cheeks.

"What's so funny?" Alex asked, confused.

Sarah composed herself, still giggling. "Oh, Alex, I have something to confess. Remember the day we met? Well, I actually orchestrated that 'coffee spill' so we would have an excuse to talk!"

Alex's jaw dropped in disbelief, but before he could respond, Sarah continued, "I couldn't resist your clumsy charm! I've been in love with you since the moment I laid eyes on you."

With tears of joy in his eyes, Alex realized that sometimes, love has a funny way of finding us when we least expect it. And as he embraced Sarah, he knew that their love story was just beginning, filled with laughter, love, and a few clumsy mishaps along the way.
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Ajibola33

IPhone Vs Tablet: Which Is Easier To Maintain?
~0.1 mins read
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