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DON'T LOOK AT NAKED WOMAN!: Top 3 Funniest Little Johnny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud😂
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1.
 
Akpos bought a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: …  
Akpos : Son where were you today during school hours?  
SON : At school (robot slaps the Son and he immediately changes his mind) Okay I went to the movies! 
Akpos : Which one?  
SON : Harry Potter (robot slaps Son again!) Okay I was watching p*rn.  
Akpos : What? When I was your age I didn’t even know p*rn! (robot slaps Akpos)  
MUM : hahahahaha! After all he is your Son! (robot gives Mum a hot slap)

(Akpos fainted)🙄

                                                     2.

A Concerned mother warns her little boy, "dont look at naked women or youll turn to stone." Johnny loved his mother, and as such decided not to look at naked women. But one day johhny and his friend were walking along a beach, and saw a woman sunbathing naked. Johnny remembered what his mother said, and turned and ran away from the woman. his friend finally catches up to him and asks why he ran. Johnny told his friend what his mother said, and then added, "and it must be true, because when i saw that woman I felt myself going rock hard in my trousers.  Haha😂


                                                      3.

A second grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was, and he replied, "I'm too smart for the second grade, my sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than her too."
 
The teacher took him to the principal's office and explained the situation to him.
 
The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question, he would go back to the second grade and be quiet.
 
The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
 
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
 
Johnny: "9."
 
Principal: "6 x 6?"
 
Johnny: "36."
 
So, it went on like this. The principal asked him every question a third grader should know. Finally, after about an hour, he told the teacher, "I see no reason why Johnny can't go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right."
 
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agreed.
 
Teacher: "What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?"
 
Johnny: "Legs."
 
Teacher: "What do you have in your pants that I don't have?" The principal gasped, but before he could stop him from answering, Johnny answered.
 
Johnny: "Pockets."
 
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
 
Johnny: "Pants."
 
Teacher: What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?"
 
Johnny: "Firetruck."
 
The principal breathed a big sigh of relief and said: "Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself."🙄

Which of the jokes is the funniest? Oya don't kill the vibe start commenting!
 
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Starting a food truck business in Nigeria can be a lucrative and exciting venture. It is a mobile business that allows you change location based on timing and demand.

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Starting a food truck business in Nigeria requires hard work, dedication, and a willingness to take risks. With proper planning, research, and execution, you can turn your passion for food into a successful business.

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