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Mourinho Ban Halved And Fine Reduced After Appeal

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Jose Mourinho has had his four-match suspension halved by the Turkish Football Federation following a successful appeal by his club Fenerbahce. The 62-year-old Portuguese manager has also seen his fine reduced from 1.6m Turkish lira (£35,000) to 558,000 (£12,200). Mourinho's club said on Thursday that it would appeal against the penalties after he was punished for two separate disciplinary matters following Monday's 0-0 draw against local rivals Galatasaray. The TFF said it would penalise him for "his derogatory and offensive statements towards the Turkish referee" and because he "accused Turkish football of chaos and disorder with insulting and offensive statements towards both the Turkish football community and all Turkish referees". The match against Galatasaray was refereed by Slovenian Slavko Vincic after both clubs requested a foreign official take charge of the fixture. But the fourth official was Turkish and Mourinho repeated his criticism of Turkish referees during his post-match news conference. Mourinho will miss Sunday's match against Antalyaspor, having already sat out a Turkish Cup game against Gaziantep FK. The fallout from Monday's game continued on Friday when Mourinho filed a lawsuit against Galatasaray for 1,907,000 Turkish Lira - about £41,000 - after the club accused him of making racist statements. Mourinho, who had said the Galatasaray bench had been "jumping like monkeys", said their claims were "completely taken out of context". Mourinho's Fenerbahce are second in Turkey's Super Lig, six points behind fellow Istanbul side Galatasaray.

All thanks to BBC Sport

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Funke Akindeles "Omo Ghetto" Becomes Highest Grossing Nollywood Movie

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Omo Ghettoâ€ ( The Saga), a movie by Actress Funke Akindele-Bello, popularly known as Jenifa has been declared Nollywoodâ€™s highest-grossing movie of all time.

Reports have it that the 2020 comedy film has broken a four-year record formally held by Kemi Adetibaâ€™s â€˜The Wedding Partyâ€™.

In a statement released by Cinema Exhibitors Association of Nigeria (CEAN), the 2020 comedy film has so far grossed N468,036,300 after holding the number one spot for its third week in a row.

â€œOmo Ghettoâ€™ has officially broken a four years record by knocking off Kemi Adetibaâ€™s 2016 Comedy movieâ€ The Wedding Partyâ€.

The movie had been Nollywood Highest Grossing Movie with N453,000,000, in the third place in â€˜The Wedding Party 2 with N433,197,377,â€ the statement said.

Also read: Naira Marley, others were in my house before lockdown, Funke Akindele reacts

NAN also report that the Akindele-Bellosâ€™ latest feat is probably the most shocking news in recent times, as it comes amidst a pandemic that crippled the film industry for months.

The comedy movie was released on Christmas day 2020 and is a sequel to 2010 trilogy â€˜Omo Ghettoâ€™, follows the chaotic life of Shalewa aka Lefty (Funke Akindele)

Lefty (Funke Akindele) struggled between living a life of wealth and comfort provided by her adopted mother or returning to her ghetto lifestyle.

The comedy stars Funke Akindele in the dual role of Ayomide and Lefty, Tina Mba, Adebayo Salami aka Oga Bello, Chioma Akpotha, Bimbo Thomas.

Other were Eniola Badmus, Deyemi Okanlawon, Zubby Michael, Mercy Aigbe, Timini Egbuson, Alex Ekubo among others.

Vanguard News Nigeria

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Smartest Man In The World.

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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute and yelled to the passengers that they better jump, and he himself bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said “I’m a doctor, I save lives, so I must live,” and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, “I’m a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live.” He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, “My son, I’ve lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace.”

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, “Not to worry Father. The smartest man in the world just took off with my back pack.”

LESSON;

Your job doesn’t always define you, but being a Good Human being Does.

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Stitches

The Commissioner Son...

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🎀The commissioner son💕

And I🎀 {why me!}

Chapter 13

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"What the hell are you doing?"John asked with his eyes raised.

"I also want to eat it."

What!

Is this girl okay?😧

"This girl Needs to be checked!"

"You want to eat and you are twisting your hand?"James asked and started laughing.

"Am following your steps now.she pouted out and continued twisting her hand.

Now I get so she has been watching the way John and James have been eating since.

They will cut from the Eba and steal it together with their hand robbing it then now touch the soup and swallow it.

That is what Kelly wanted to t

do and started twisting her hand.

"You don't need to twist your hand, just cut from it straight and use it to torch the soup and put it inside your mouth and swell it ."John said, making her shout.

"What!

You wanna kill me?"she asked shouting.😧

"No just...."

"Don't teach me!

I will soon get it."she said and continued twisting her hand without putting anything. They all started laughing and I had no choice but to join them.

This is very funny.

"1,2,3,4,5.

Ready,ready,ready...

....."she shouted, cutting from the Eba, then eating and touching the soup ready to it in her mouth.

All because of Eba😧

She is now counting numbers just to eat only Eba and egusi soup.

"You are practicing just to eat Eba?

Wahala dey ooo."James said in between laughs.

"Should I put it in my mouth now?"she asked, ignoring James.

"No your noise!"James said again, pissing her off.

"Short up and tell me how I am going to eat this weirdest food I have ever seen."

This is serious😦

She was holding Eba and did not know where to put it.

"Don't mind him put it inside your mouth."I try my best not to laugh.

"Daniella, if this girl dies here i no dey ooo."john said moving away from her.

"Ready ready!

Kelly you can do it."she told herself, closing her eyes.

She put it inside her mouth then opened her eyes.

"Swallow it now."I told her while she nodded.

Then next things shocks me😧

"Papper.........papper!"she shouted.

"Papper?"we said at once.

"There is no paper in it now."john said.

"Short up........

My throat......."she shouted, holding her neck now.

Oh boy😧

"What happened?

Are you okay?"I asked , standing up and walking up to her.

"Pap..p.er......my throat."she shouted this time rolling on the flow while John and James sat confused as while.

"The Ebo is not going...down......

My throat...."she shouted crying.

Egba Mi🙉

{Save me}

Small Eba she can not swallow😧

"Do something!!

Am di.e....."she yelled tearfully.

Immediately James and John move closer to her holding her up.

"Calm down Kelly.."

"Idiot.....

You gave me Ebo to eat!"she shouted angrily at them.

"Spit it out,"John said.

"I can't....please"she cried out holding her neck.

Daniella you don enter😨

"Daniella, I told you..this children are not strong.

You can't compare those worms they are eating to Eba."James scolded me and I just stared at him.

So is it now my fault?

No be small Eba she chop?😧

Pikin wey never reach 6month go swallow a bow of Eba😫

I stood there watching James and John trying their best while she continued crying.

I dash inside the kitchen and take two tables of water and rush back to them.

"Open your mouth Kelly."I said holding. She did.

I pour the water inside her mouth and she drinks it immediately pushing the Eba down.

"I want more....the Ebo is going down."she said catching her breath.

All because of Eba😥

I give her the second table water to drink and immediately she calms down.

"Is gone."she said, cleaning her eyes while James and John went and sat down.

I breathe out in relief.

"Are you guys okay?"she asked, suddenly making us confused.

"Why?"James and John asked.

"You eat the Ebo and nothing happens to you guys or is it because I'm a girl?''she asked curiously waiting for an answer while James and John started laughing.

This girl no know anything😪

The thing you are calling Ebo is my best food mumu.

"What's funny?"

"You of course!

Have you ever wonder the reason behind why she is called miss garri?"James asked pointing at me

Here they come again😠

At least it is better with them calling me miss garri and didn't know the meaning except from this crazy two creature.

"If Una try am i go break Una head!"😕

I said to them while they smirked at me.

Gosh...i clenched my fist😡

"Miss gagari stop that weird language of yours?"Kelly yelled at me to keep quiet.

"Threatening does not work on us Daniella."James said, smirking at me.

"We won't on one condition!"

"Say whatever you want!"

"Go in there and prepare another Eba."James said, making me chuckle.

Conditions that favour me😏

Me that is hungry before😜

I dash into the kitchen leaving the three of them inside.

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I came out holding a big bow filled with Eba and placed it in the middle.

Me,James and John sat round it ready to eat while Kelly just stared at us with her mouth hanging open.

I was about to put my hand in when Kelly shouted rushing to us, making me stop.

Wetin be dis girl problem😠

"What did you think you are doing?"

"I want to eat now."I answer , frowning.

My stomach is itching me now let her not try nonsense.😕

"You saw what I went through a while ago and you still want to taste it?"she asked with her eyes raised.

"Leave me alone, let me eat."I said then turned back to the food and saw that they did not even wait for me.

"Are you planning to commit suicide"she asked but i only glance at her.

"You are going to die.''she urged but I couldn't persuade.

God which kind devil be dis be dis😔

"Leave me alone!"I yelled at her.

The crazy twins are most finish the food😟

My best food😥

"Do you want to die?"😟

She asked, dragging me.

" do something, don't allow her to die..."she yell at them.

"Hur😧

Take her way then."they said smiling.

What!!!😢

"Leave me let me die!"I shouted, struggling but she didn't give me a chance.

"Please don't die!!"😩

Nau your die??😧

Crazy twins has finish the food.😫😫

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