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Red Cabbage

Ingredients Highlight: Red Cabbage
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This is a vegetable that I love in salad and stir-fry because of its brilliant color. The naturally red/purple hue makes it eye catching and fun to eat. If you are unable to find it, regular green cabbage is
a perfect substitute. It is a good source of Vitamin A & C and Potassium.

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Boring Jokes To Spice Your Day. Part One
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Q: What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
A: A title wave.

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A trash truck.

Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was two tired.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.

Q: Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
A: Because it had ticks.

Q: What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
A: That’s nacho cheese.

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.

Q: Why did the chicken go to jail?
A: Because he was using fowl language.

Q: What has two legs but can’t walk?
A: A pair of pants.

Q: Why was the math book always worried?
A: Because it had so many problems.

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Annual Celebrations In Nigeria You Should Know
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1st January – New Year’s Day

15th January – Nigeria Armed Forces Remembrance Day

14th February – Valentine Day

8th March – Int’l Women Day

13th March – Common Wealth Day

24th March – World Tuberculosis Day

7th April – World Health Day

1st May – Workers’ Day

8th May – Children/Youth Day

27th May – Children/Youth Day

12th June – Democracy Day

15th June – African Children’s Day

11th July – World Population Day

21st September – World Literacy Day

1st October – Independence Day

25th December – Christmas Day

26th December – Boxing Day

100 gram serving of Shrimps - 85 calories

Pictures: How Much Calorie In 100 Grams Of These Food
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100 g

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Barbers Jokes
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I couldn’t stand my boy’s long hair any longer, so I dragged him with me and ordered,
“Give him a crew cut.” The barber did just that, and so help me, I found I’d been bringing up somebody else’s son!

I’ve got a 16-year-old son who was 6' 3'' until he got a haircut. Now he is 5' 8''.

The customer settled himself and let the barber put the towel around him. Then he told the barber, “Before we start, I know the weather’s awful. I don’t care who wins the next big fight, and I don’t bet on the horse races. I know I’m getting thin on top, but I don’t mind. Now get on with it.”

“Well, sir, if you don’t mind,” said the barber, “I’ll be able to concentrate better if you don’t talk so much!”

A man entered a barber shop and said, “I am tired of looking like everyone else! I want a change! Part my hair from ear to ear!”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes!” said the man.
The barber did as he was told and a satisfied customer left the shop.
Three hours passed and the man reentered the shop. “Put it back the way it was,” he said.
“What’s the matter?” asked the barber. “Are you tired of being a nonconformist already?”
“No,” he replied, “I’m tired of people whispering in my nose!”

Customer (twice nicked by the barber’s razor):
Hey, barber, gimme a glass of water.
Barber: What’s wrong, sir? Hair in your mouth?
Customer: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.