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You Should’ve Warned Your Supporters Not To Attack Me If You Wanted Issue-Based Campaign-Obi To Tinubu
~1.8 mins read
Mr. Peter Obi, the Labour Party presidential candidate, has responded to the call for an issue-based campaign by Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, his All Progressives Congress (APC) counterpart.

Tinubu’s campaign organization had on Wednesday asked Obi to caution his supporters against spreading lies and denigrating its candidates.

Bayo Onanuga, the director of media and communications of the campaign, urged Obi and other presidential aspirants to desist from mudslinging and focus their campaigns on issues of good governance.

Onanuga, without providing evidence, accused Obi’s supporters of faking a letter attributed to Ghanaian President, Nana Akufo-Addo, allegedly asking Tinubu to support Obi’s presidential bid and take care of his health.

“We have come to a point where it becomes imperative to tell Obi to show leadership. He should disavow his supporters who are employing fake news and disinformation as deliberate tools to deceive and poison the minds of unsuspecting Nigerians,” he had said.

But re-joining, Obi’s media adviser, Valentine Obienyem, said the Labour Party presidential candidate had always been an advocate for campaigns that are centered on important issues rather than name calling or trivial issues.

Obienyem, however, campaign tackled the Tinubu campaign origination over its attempt to attribute the fake Nana Akufo-Addo letter to Obi’s supporters,

According to him, it was wicked of the Tinubu campaign organization to link Obi’s supporters or group to the letter without providing evidence.

He also noted that if Tinubu was interested in an issues-based campaign as canvassed by his team, his supporters would not have taken to newspapers to publish opinion articles aimed at tarnishing Obi’s image.

Apparently referring to an opinion article titled ‘Obi-tuary’, where the writer, Sam Omatseye, who is an associate of Tinubu deeply criticized Obi, Obienyem said such articles with “offensive titles” do not suggest that the APC presidential candidate has an interest in campaigning on issues.

Obienyem also described Omatseye’s attempt to link Obi’s campaign to IPOB as the height of mischief.

“We know that things are not well in Nigeria. We know of the agitations in different parts of the country, our principal has always said what he would do with such organizations to stop their agitation and bring them back to Nigeria as one happy family. Rather than others say what they will do, they are here creating more problems by trying vainly and wickedly to link their fellow contestants to some of those organizations,” he added.
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Movement
5 Questions A Man Should Never Ask A Woman (and The Reasons Why)
~1.8 mins read
As usual, gentlemen, we’ve taken care of the legwork for you. Here are 20 questions you should never ask a woman, in no particular order.

1. You look different today, why’s that?
If this is meant as a compliment to acknowledge something ‘new’ she’s done (like getting a haircut), then you may be able to pull it off in a teasing, mischievous fashion. 

But if it’s meant as a neg or a put-down, it likely isn’t a good idea. 

Whether she does or doesn’t look different, this question lacks tact and doesn’t really go anywhere meaningful. 

A better question to ask would be something like “I like that dress! Is it new?”

2. You’re looking tired today, did you not get a good night’s sleep?
Calling out a lady’s tired looks (even if she truly does look tired) may hurt her feelings and make her feel like you think she’s unattractive. 

Instead, consider an alternative question. “I’ve been looking forward to catching up with you. Tell me how your last few days have been.”

3. How old are you?
This actually isn’t a bad question to ask a woman who looks to be under 25-27, as long as she’s younger than you. 

But if you ask a 30-40+ year old this question, you may run the risk of making her feel a bit self-concious. It may be better to let this one sit until you know each other better. 

4. How many guys have you been with?
I’m not a huge fan of this question because asking it out of a very specific context can put you at risk of looking jealous and insecure—which is a massive turn-off and a low-value marker. 

There’s one caveat, however. If she asks you the question first, it’s fair game to reverse it. 

5. Is your sister attractive?
This is a risky question. For women, competing for the attention of a dating partner with a sibling feels far worse than competing with a stranger. 

It just hits closer to home, in every way imaginable. 

Whether you’re pre-commitment or post-commitment, stay out of this territory unless you’re willing to risk complete and total disaster. 
Thanks for reading
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Harmorke
50 Facts About Your Wife
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1- Your wife is not perfect, forgive her.

2- Your wife is the bone of your bone, do not break her.

3- Your wife is a gift, appreciate her.

4- Your wife is a rare gem, guide her jealously.

5- Your wife is your best friend, be friendly with her.

6- Your wife is your joy, nourish her.

7- Your wife is to be cherish, be cheerful to her.

8- Your wife is your portion, cherish her.

9- Your wife is not a devil, don’t dump her.

10- Your wife is not only good for sex, carry her along in every issue.

11- Your wife is not your enemy, encourage her.

12- Your wife is not a family material, never commit her unto the hand of your family members.

13- Your wife is not your rival, don’t compete with her.

14- Your wife is a female gender, honor her.

15- Your wife is not common, don’t compare her.

16- Your wife is not a wash hand base, stop abusing her.

17- Your wife is a weaker vessel, handle her with care.

18- Your wife is a beautiful queen, celebrate her.

19- Your wife is not a fighter, don’t fight her.

20- Your wife is not a punching bag, don’t beat her.

21- Your wife is not a game, don’t play her.

22- Your wife need foreplay, don’t rape her.

23- Your wife is a hook, get hook to her.

24- Your wife is all you love, praise her.

25- Your wife is important, honor her.

26- Your wife is what you make her to be, accept her.

27- Your wife is your joy, pursue her.

28- Your wife needs your honor, never embarrass her in the public.

29- Your wife is not a knife, be nice to her.

30- Your wife is a distinct personality, never compare her to any work.

31- Your wife is loyal, don’t be suspicious of her.

32- Your wife is not a fool, listen to her advice.

33- Your wife is not malicious, do not keep malice with her.

34- Your wife is the best friend you can have, befriend her.

35- Your wife is not a napkin, do not misuse her.

36- Your wife is not your house girl, support her in the kitchen.

37- Your wife is passionate, do not by- pass her.

38- Your wife is very important to you, do not abandon her.

39- Your wife is a queen, do not quarrel with her.

40- Your wife is not the only owner of the sit, help her to baby sit.

41- Your wife is reasonable, do not under- rate her.

42- Your wife is your responsibility, provide for her.

43- Your wife is yourself, do not separate her bed.

44- Your wife is number one in your life, priorities her

45- Your wife is your treasure, jealously guide her.

46- Your wife need your help, help her.

47- Your wife need your full attention, do not give it to T.V set.

48- Your wife is valuable, add more value to her.

49- Your wife is your crown, do not abandon her.

50- You will account to God about your wife, handle her with care. She may be or seem fragile, but is strong.

May God bless our wives, mothers, sisters & daughters. Ameen

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Brainzee
Lluvia De Peces Or Rain Of Fish....
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Lluvia de Peces or Rain of Fish.

In Yoro, Honduras, fish have been falling from the sky for more than a century. The phenomenon happens up to four times each year.

The people of Yoro hold an annual festival on varying dates, to celebrate the rain of fish. The event happens with the first major rainfall in May or June. After the rain, what's left are tons of alive fish.

This has attracted the attention of scientists, and they've offered theories. Let's look at two:

The first is that the fish doesn't fall from the sky but, are lifted from nearby ponds, rivers, and lakes by large rainstorms.

Another explanation is that waterspouts —large sea tornadoes, are the cause. While the waterspouts don't suck up water, they can lift small animals off their habitat into the air.

But, there's another explanation, an unscientific one:

Spanish priest Father José Manuel de Jesús Subirana was a notable figure in the history of Christianity in Honduras. He arrived and died in Honduras as a missionary.

There's a legend that he saw how poor the people are and prayed 3 days and nights for God to help provide food for them.

After the days of praying, God took note of his petition and what followed was a dark sky, and many fish falling from the sky. The wonder has repeated every year since then.

What science has are theories, and what the people of Yoro Honduras have is a belief, but just one thing is certain: fish fall from the sky, and it's a strange phenomenon.
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Xamani18
The Wise Emmanuel 😁😁😁😂😂😂
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THE WISE EMMANUEL 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4. 
I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions from Primary 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Emmanuel: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Emmanuel: 12.

Emmanuel got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send Emmanuel to Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Emmanuel: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?

Emmanuel: Pockets.

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Emmanuel: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?

*The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, Emmanuel was taking charge*

Emmanuel: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Emmanuel: Tent. 

*The principal was looking restless*

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Emmanuel: Wedding ring.

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Emmanuel: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Emmanuel: Arrow.

Principal: O MY GOD.

Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends with a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?

Emmanuel: Fork.

Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Emmanuel: Surname.

Principal: Chinekeme!!.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Emmanuel: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, 
"Send this BLOODY boy to the university...
Even I myself got all the answers wrong!"😂🙆‍♂️

Cutie 🥰 please add this profiles for more interesting jokes 🙏👉 Diala Emmanuel 

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Xamani18
Neighbor Caught 😂😂😂😂.. Enjoy Reading
~1.9 mins read
NEIGHBOR CAUGHT 🙆‍♂️🤣😂😂

I came outside yesterday night to ease myself 😌, when I saw Mama Nkechi Sneaking into Oga landlord's flat🙆‍♂️ Omo people bad oh , I thought this woman is a Saint 🙄, anyway everyday is for the thief and one day is for the owner 😁, After easing myself I went straight to Oga landlord's flat🚶(Make I go observe wetin dey sup 😏) when I got there I discovered that they shut the door 🚪 so I stood there wondering what to do boom 💥 a thought 💭 came to my mind 😁 and I decided to try the back door 🚶, when I got to the backyard Fortunately for me they forgot to lock 🔒 it , so I entered Gently and checked the parlour but I didn't see them there 😏I only saw wine in a glass🍷 on the table so I took the wine and drink it 😋 , Omo man must enjoy 😁, After that I decided to check the room as I got to the door 🚪 I hear mama nkechi screaming 😱 (Harder harder, I love you) So Oga landlord get strength like this 🙆‍♂️ Omo I entered the room and they were shocked to see me 😌, so they started begging me not to tell anyone about what I saw 🙏, shey this people dey whine me ni 🙄, I told them that I will only agree to that if Oga landlord will agree to sign that I won't pay rent for 2 years and we will host a compound prayer meeting 😌, so he agreed to do what I said 😁 , so I left , The next morning He brought me the receipt 🧾 for two years house 🏠 rent , Omo like this now eh this landlord think say I no wise 🙄 I go show am say na me be diala Emmanuel 😌, So that night they called for the compound prayer and i was asked to pray 😁🙏, Omo make I come cast everywhere 😌, so I started the prayer: O lord we thank you for today 😁 forgive us our sins for we are sinners 😓🙏 come and wash us to be whiter than snow 🌨️, Lord I pray 🙏 that you should remove the spirit of cheating from Oga landlord so I won't catch him and mama nkechi doing kelewa in the room again 😌, Omo everybody became surprised and shouted 🙆🏻🙆‍♂️ ehh na so landlady grab mama nkechi 🤣 come see beating 😌, as she was beating Mama nkechi in anger calling her all sorts of names🤬, She asked the neighbors to help her deal with her husband Omo they gave him the beating of his life 😁, As you are reading this now, Mama nkechi and Oga landlord is in ward 8 University of Benin teaching hospital 🏥😌, Make I go find food chop abeg I no dey support bad thing 😌🚶🤣

Cutie 🥰, please don't ignore me this time 🙏 please add this profiles for more interesting jokes 🙏👉 Xamani18 


God bless you abundantly 🥰🙏
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