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GloryEkong
Children Are Heavy Investment
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Raising a Girl child is the most expensive investment any parent can embark on. That is why till tomorrow I’ll never understand why most ladies endure and tolerate bullshit from men. Cos a girl child is a serious investment! 

Dear ladies, having children most times can affect your career and even your destiny. There are so many women today who have paused their career life just to take care of their children. 

Children are heavy investment. Very expensive investment. Please have a rethink before engaging in sex.

The sad part is that this particular investment is so risky that you can’t tell if the ROI will be a good one or a bahd one. You’ll just be praying and wishing it turns out good. 

All I’m saying is; having a child is not necessary neither is it by force. You can choose to adopt. 

If you want a child, make sure you are ready for it and not forced into it. And yes, don’t be deceived by their innocent and cute looks. They’re out to empty your accounts. 

Again, children is a heavy investment.
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Kutanews24
Transfer: Casemiro’s Decision On Joining Manchester United Revealed
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Real Madrid’s Brazilian International, Casemiro’s decision on leaving the club for Manchester United has been revealed.

According to ESPN, the Brazilian would prefer to remain in Spain this summer, but has not ruled out a move to Manchester United.

The Red Devils are exploring an ambitious move for the Champions League winner as they are desperate to reinforce their midfield.

The Brazil international has formed a bond with the likes of Luka Modric and Toni Kroos in the Real Madrid midfield, establishing himself as one of the best midfielders in the world.

According to ESPN, while the 30-year-old would like to stay at the Santiago Bernabeu, joining the Red Devils is a possibility with United considering a £50million offer.

It seems Real Madrid have already signed replacements for Casemiro with two of European football’s best young midfielders.

Carlo Ancelotti’s side already has the likes of Aurelien Tchouameni and his countryman, Eduardo Camavinga in the Spanish capital.

And Casemiro sat on the bench for the two Frenchmen to start Real Madrid’s season opener against Almeria on Sunday.

In addition to Casemiro, United are also considering a move for Brighton’s Moises Caicedo.
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GloryEkong
Morning Cruise
~1.1 mins read
So I have an event on Sunday, plus size divas connect 6th anniversary and it's one very tight denim jumpsuit I intend to wear. It's a cut out denim, so I want to look really hot in it. Like snatched in it. 

Being snatched means that I have to waist train and watch what I eat abi? Well, small thing I said. All gingered to get snatched, I brought out my waist trainer from where I had dumped it since. I intended waist training for at least 5 hours daily. 

So last week, Thursday to be precised, I started. You'll think that with my goal of losing a few inches before Sunday and my ginger will make me stay true to the cause, but for where? 

Every morning, I tie my belle with the waist trainer and deceive myself for four hours while pretending to be serious. As the four hours is getting closer, I'm in the kitchen making eba and warming soup to eat when the four hours completes. 

After the four hours, I remove the thing I used to tie my belle, take a deep breath, exhale and go to the kitchen and serve myself garri and soup. After swallowing like a python, I belch and pick one cucumber and eat, after all fitfam. 

It's been five days and instead of my belle to reduce, e be like e don big the more.😒😒 Abeg I go wear my jumpsuit like that, after all flat tummy no dey heaven. 

Na who chop get strength dey do fitfam.

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GloryEkong
Cruise
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*Man walks up to me in a bar*

Him: Good evening young man, my name is Mr Ben. I don’t know, do you need a job?

Me: Job???? Sir I’ve suffered I’ve suffered sir, 7 years no job!!! In fact, I’ve lost hope already!

Him: Alright, I’ll book you for an interview tomorrow.

Me: No sir! No interview pleaseee! It will fail! It’s a long story.

Him: Okay that’s not a problem. I will give you job, you can resume tomorrow. 

Me: *Screaming* Thank you sir, thank youuu!!!

*Resumes work next day*

Receptionist: Welcome sir

Me: Welcome my dear, where is my office please?

Receptionist: Who are you sir?

Me: Is this how you talk to your boss? It’s like you’ll be the first person I will sack here. Well, I’m the one Mr Ben sent for the automatic employment.

Reception: Oh Mr Ben?

Me: Yes yes, I told you already

Receptionist: Not again

Me: Hope nothing?

Receptionist: The so called Mr Ben is actually a mad man. I don’t know his position before he ran mad but he usually sends people to companies for automatic employment so please leave this premises before I call security!

Me:
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GloryEkong
Zodiac Sign
~0.8 mins read
Brother and sister, stop blaming your bad characters and attitudes on zodiac sign. Work on your stupidity and stop making excuses for it. You are terribly bad and wicked, narcissistic and selfish...

But...

Zodiac must chop the blame.

You will ki!ll, steal, betray and deal rudely on people, then claim it's because of your zodiac sign.

"It's because I am aquarius, it's because I am cancer, it's because I am... that's why."

Sharap.

Stop even brag about it.

If you are bad, you are bad. If you are good, you are good. If you are bad and want to be good, it's easy. Just work on it. 

Work on treating others the way you would love to be treated. This is a simple principle of peaceful co-existence.

Stop being wicked, hurtful, then blaming it on month you were born. Month is innocent, but you are not. 

There is no excuse for evul. Call a spade, a spade. Take responsibility of your actions and inactions.


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Ramsy
✍️🤣WAHALA BE LIKE RED POTION 🤣✍️...
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✍️🤣WAHALA BE LIKE RED POTION 🤣✍️

A couple received a letter from their son 
🧔who went to study modern physics overseas, the letter read:✍️

🗣️ "My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it, breaks my heart to think that by the time I finally come to visit. you guys will be too old. Check the small nylon near the letter you will find a bottle of potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. When taking the potion Please 🙏take only a drop.🍾🔥

So they opened the envelope and in it there
is a bottle with a red potion🍾, the man looked at the wife and says: 🗣️"Honey remember it's ladies first 
So the wife takes a drop thereafter, the
husband follows. Indeed the wife turn five years younger.👩🧔

🕔After some few months the son returns home to find his mother young and pretty, carrying a baby on her back.😍❤️

👩Mom the potion worked the son yelled you look so young The mother proceeds to tell her son how the potion worked and made her look young. the son was delighted and asks after his dad.❤️

🧔Son🗣️mom what about dad is he also young like you.

👩MOTHER🗣️Your father? Hmm, my child, your father (Dennis) was so jealous that I was so young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.🍾

🧔Son🗣️: Jesus!!! Did he die🙆‍♀️

👩Mother "no he didn't die🤧

🧔Son🗣️"Then were is my dad ?what happened to him🙄

👩MOTHER: 🗣️Hahaha, who
do you think is the baby
on my back?🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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