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SOME IMPORTANT DATES BEFORE INPENDENCE IN NIGERIA
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• Nigeria was given the Name Niger Area by Miss Flora Shaw in 1898

• The first railway line in Nigeria was constructed from Lagos to Ibadan in 1901.

• The first main truck road was constructed from Lagos to Ibadan in 1905

• Nigeria’s Capital was moved from Calabar to Lagos in 1906

• Nigeria was Amalgamated by Sir Lord Lugard in 1914

• The West African National Congress was formed in 1920

• The first legislative council was formed in 1922

• Herbert Macaulay founded the Nigerian National Democratic Party (NNDP) in 1923

• Aba Women riot was in 1929

• The National council of Nigeria and Cameroun (NCNC) was formed by Herbert Macaulay who became its president while Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe served as the secretary in 1944

• Herbert Macaulay died ande Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe became the president of NCPC in 1946

• Richard constitution was introduced in 1946

• The University College Ibadan was open 1948

• Chief Anthony Enahoro moved the motion for Nigeria’s Independence in the House of Assembly on 1st April 1953

• Queen Elisabeth visited Nigeria in 1956

• Regional self-government was granted to the then Eastern and Western Region of Nigeria in 1957

• Nation’s cup championship started in 1957

• The Apex Bank of Nigeria (The Central Bank) was established and opened for operation 1st July 1958

• The Nigerian Television Authority (N.T.A) was established by the late Chief Obafemi Awolowo at Ibadan in 1959
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Tofu

How To Prepare TOFU (WARA - SOYA)
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Preparation Time 
Overnight 

Cooking Time
2 Hours 

INGREDIENTS

• 1½ cups soybeans (soak in water overnight)
• 4 teaspoons magnesium chloride (substitute 3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice)

DIRECTIONS

1. Rinse and drain soaked soybeans.

2. Combine with 5 cups of water in a blender and blend until smooth.

3. Place a sieve bag over a large bowl and pour the blended soybeans. Squeeze the bottom of the bag to release the milk. Discard chaff.

4. Pour sieved milk into a large deep pot, boil on medium heat for 45 minutes, stirring frequently. This resulting boiled milk is soy milk - use as you would any other milk

5. Reduce heat to low; add in magnesium chloride or lime juice (do not stir).

6. Turn off the heat, cover the pot and set aside for 1 hour.

7. Place a sieve bag over a bowl or sink, pour the milk in carefully, fold the bag over and press out as much fluid as possible.

8. Press down on the bag with a flat plate or tray. Place a heavier object on top to properly press down. Leave for 2 hours or overnight to allow tofu set.

9. Remove formed tofu from bag and cut into desired sizes. Tofu is ready to eat raw or used in other recipes.

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Jokes About The Army And Police
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Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That’s no way to address an officer.
Now, let’s try that again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, sir!

An Army base staff that was planning war games didn’t want to use live ammunition.
Instead they informed the soldiers: “In place of a rifle, you go, ‘Bang, bang.’ In place of a knife, you go, ‘Stab, stab.’ In place of a hand grenade, you go, ‘Lob, lob.’”
The game was in progress when one of the soldiers saw one of the enemy. He said, “Bang, bang,” but nothing happened. He ran forward and shouted, “Stab, stab,” but nothing happened. He ran back and went, “Lob, lob,” but nothing happened. Finally he walked up to the enemy and said, “You’re not playing fair. I went ‘Bang, bang’ and ‘Stab, stab’ and ‘Lob, lob’ and you haven’t fallen dead yet!”
The enemy responded, “Rumble, rumble, I’m a tank.”

A very new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate of a military outpost. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car drove up with a general seated in the back.
The sentry said, “Halt, who goes there?”
The chauffeur, a corporal, said, “General Wheeler.”
“I’m sorry, I can’t let you through. You’ve got to have a sticker on the windshield.”
The general said, “Drive on.”
The sentry said, “Hold it. You really can’t come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker.”
The general repeated, “I’m telling you, son, drive on.”
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, “General, I’m new at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?”
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