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I Can't Kill Myself
5 years ago
~0.7 mins read
Once in a while remove 2000 from that 5000 naira,
Take a walk to the woman or mallam selling roasted chicken or catfish,
Tell her to give you 2 laps or one plate
Tell her to package it in a takeaway,
On your way home, buy holandia yoghurt or any good yoghurt,
When you get home,lock your door,off your clothes,
Put "I can't kill myself" by timaya
Please don't sit on the chair,spread on the floor and make sure you tear that chicken/fish as you listen to the song.
Then,dilute it with the hollandia yoghurt,
Problem no dey finish for this world,so no kill yourself trying to solve everything without taking a break to relax and enjoy.....
goodday
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