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What Happened To Yahoo Boy Who Bragged About Money Ritual On Tik Tom...

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What Happened To Yahoo Boy Who Bragged About Money Ritual On Tik Tom

What Happened To Yahoo Boy Who Bragged About Money Ritual On Tik Tok #Happened #Yahoo #Boy #Bragged #Money #Ritual #Tik #Tok Welcome to Eye9ja

A man with the user name belleful on the video sharing and making app, Tik Tok, who was spotted in a viral video bragging about being involved in a money ritual as a priestess carried out a ritual by a river bank has been arrested.

In the video shared on Tik Tok, the man could capture the moment his priestess was carrying out rituals for him to be prosperous.

He further stated in Igbo that people dont get $50k from white men without a spiritual backup

However, the law caught up with him, after security operatives traced the video, thereby arresting the young man over his statement.

The guy who claimed to be proud of ritual was seen kneeling with his hands handcuffed.

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Police Arrest Cow Meant For Cult Day Celebration In Osun

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Men of the anti-cultism unit of the Osun State Police Command have arrested a cow allegedly meant for the July 7th Cultists Day celebration in Osogbo.

It was gathered that residents of Egbatedo area of Osogbo alerted the police when the cult members gathered from different parts of the state for the annual celebration on Friday.

A security source who spoke to newsmen on Saturday July 8, said the suspects, took to their heels upon sighting the police, abandoning the cow.

The cow that was inscribed with the words “Oroki” and marked with a symbol of an axe, was later taken away by the police team.

Spokesperson of the command, SP Yemisi Opalola, confirmed the incident on Saturday.

“After intelligence revealed plans by a particular cult to celebrate the 7/7 festival, the CP ordered operatives to ensure that the plan by these cultists fail," the PPRO stated.

“The operatives, working in line with that directive, combed every part of the state and went to Egbatedo, a suburb of Osogbo. When the suspects saw them, they fled but the cow they planned to use for the celebration was seized. We want to assure people of the state that the command will continue to work hard to keep the state very safe.”

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Hobovai

The Laugh-Out-Loud Stories Of A Nigerian Stand-Up Comedian

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Once upon a time in the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, there was a stand-up comedian named Chinedu. Chinedu was known for his sharp wit and his ability to make even the grumpiest Lagos traffic warden chuckle. One evening, Chinedu was scheduled to perform at the famous "Jokes Galore" comedy club in the heart of the city.As Chinedu prepared for his set, he realized he had a problem his lucky shirt, the one he wore for every performance, was missing! Panicked, he turned his house upside down, but the shirt was nowhere to be found. With no time to lose, Chinedu dashed out of his house wearing a bright, traditional agbada that was meant for weddings, not stand-up comedy.He arrived at the club just in time, and the place was packed. The audience was a mix of locals and expatriates, all eager for a night of laughter. Chinedu stepped onto the stage, and the crowd erupted into laughter at the sight of his outfit. Without missing a beat, Chinedu said, "I know, I know, I'm dressed like I'm here to marry one of you, but let's be honest, with the traffic in Lagos, this might be the only 'I do' you'll get to on time!"The crowd roared with laughter. Chinedu, feeling the energy, continued, "Speaking of traffic, today I saw a 'danfo' driver with a sticker that said, 'Honk if you love Jesus.' So I honked, and he stuck his head out the window and yelled, 'Go love Jesus somewhere else, I'm trying to make a U-turn!'"The audience was in stitches, and Chinedu knew he had them. He riffed on everything from the notorious NEPA power cuts ("You know you're Nigerian when you use your phone light to look for your generator's start rope during a blackout") to the jollof rice rivalry with Ghana ("Ghanaian jollof rice is so dry, it's the only dish you eat with a bottle of water on standby").As the night wore on, Chinedu's infectious energy never waned. For his closing bit, he decided to address the elephant in the room his agbada. "You see this agbada? It's not just fashion, it's functional. It has enough fabric to double as a mosquito net. With malaria around, I'm not just a comedian; I'm a survivor!"The crowd erupted into applause as Chinedu took a bow. It was a night to remember, and not just for the laughs. Chinedu had turned a potential disaster into a triumph, proving that in comedy, as in life, it's all about how you wear your agbada.

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Play A Man Turn His Only Brother To A Woman Because Of Money

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Six Things Men Should Not Do For A Woman In The Name Of Love

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Six Things Men Should Not Do For A Woman In The Name Of Love

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By Ayobami Sanusi On Aug 28, 2022

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It is a good thing to be romantic, but not to the detriment of yourself. Many men act childish when they are in love and this has cost them a great deal. It is not bad to please a woman, but as a man, you have to be smart enough to know whats favorable and whats not.

You should know that just because something can be done in the name of love doesnt make it the right thing to do.

While you want to please her, there are a number of things you must not do for her or be tempted to do for her, regardless.

1. Steal

Dont allow anything to push you to steal for her, because if she later finds out you stole a gift or anything for her, she is likely to drop you.

In most cases, if you are caught in the act of stealing, you could be jailed, and by the time you get back, someone might have taken your place.

2. Disrespect your parents

You should never make the mistake of disrespecting your parents for a womans sake, no matter how much you love her. This is because before you met her, youve always known your parents, who have been there for you while you were growing up.

You will be doing yourself more damage when you disrespect your parents to please her in the name of love.

3. Ignoring side talks

Another thing you should not do in the name of love is ignore other peoples opinions about her. Such opinions are usually speculations most of the time, but there could be an iota of truth in some. Always be on the lookout for that truth so that you wont end up looking like a fool in the end.

4. Giving up on your ambitions

While encouraging your girlfriend to be someone better, dont give up on your ambitions. Invest in yourself also.

There is no guarantee that your romantic relationship will last, and your girlfriend might be the one to call it off. When you give up your ambitions to please your girlfriend in the name of love, you might end up frustrated in the long run.

5. Funding her education

Most men think funding a girls education means they will be forever indebted to them, which means they will end up marrying them.

It is not bad to support her education if you can, but taking full responsibility for everything can be dangerous because, in most cases, the woman might end up finding love somewhere else and this has been heartbreaking for many men.

6. Changing yourself

Changing you to please a woman means the moment you stop trying to change yourself, she will go.

Nowadays, many men do a lot. They take pills to make changes to their bodies because they feel thats what women love. Ideally, the person you want to settle down with should love you for who you are.

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This seemingly idle question may not be all that simple to answer. One thing is sure, 1,000 words all written without any paragraph spacing will drive your reader a little mad. The first point is clear: 1,000 words is a lot of words. Split it up into paragraphs for heavens sake, or expect your intended readers to head for the hills for a chance to rest their weary eyes on some open space.

So given you need to transform your 1,000 words into something easy on the eyes, you know you have to split it into paragraphs. How do you do that?

A Sentence Is an Idea, a Paragraph Is Closely Related Ideas

Whatever youre discussing, youll discover a number of concepts which you presumably planned before you started writing. To make it all hang together nicely, you add a bit of space when you transition from one area of discussion to another. As with any rule, there are exceptions, but broadly speaking, essay writing and academic writing calls for paragraphs in the 100-200 word range.

Bear in mind that academic and essay writing usually means youre writing for a fairly dedicated reader, but what about the huge chunk of the population who are frightened off by big chunks of text, even if they are only six or seven lines long (depending on font)?

Journalists and Commercial Writers Keep Their Paragraphs Short

White space is a wonderful illusion that tells your reader what you have to say is pretty easy to take in. Ive seen some news articles in which each paragraph is only one sentence long. I feel thats taking it to extremes, and it can have the opposite effect of making your writing look disjointed. I like to see at least three or four lines to a paragraph, and as an indication, my longest paragraph so far is just 74 words long.

You can assume commercial writing and news reports will have paragraphs approximately half as long as the ones youd see in academic or essay writing. In this case, were looking at ten to twenty paragraphs per 1,000 words instead of five to ten.

Dialogues Have a New Paragraph for Every New Speaker

One context in which a paragraph can be as short as five characters is direct speech involving two or more speakers.

Oh!

Count em: two characters for the word, and three for the punctuation marks. To begin with, youd introduce or refer to your speakers, but once the conversation is flowing nicely, you can start skipping them at times.

No! exclaimed Mary.

Yes! John couldnt help being amused at Marys surprise.

You dont really mean it, do you?

Of course I mean it, silly!

Its a lot less cumbersome to skip a mention of the speaker than to add said Mary and John said after every direct quote. So theoretically, you can have a paragraph consisting of one word plus punctuation marks. 1,000 words in direct speech would therefore mean youd write way more than the five or ten paragraphs our initial guideline suggested.

How Many Paragraphs in 1,000 Words?

Heres a basic summary.

Probably not less than 5 paragraphs.

For easy reading, probably no less than 10.

For direct speech, one for every time you change speaker (however many times that is).

Does It Matter?

Not necessarily, but bear in mind that even teachers who are paid to read students writing get tired eyes. The easier it is to read and understand what you have written, the more likely your teacher is to notice those clever details you included. Theres also a distinct possibility they wont start hating you while they read your work. Yes, theyre supposed to be unbiased, but everyone is human!

When writing in other contexts: an article, a blog, or a book, keeping paragraphs short helps to hold your readers attention. Yes, there are famous writers who just wrote without much attention to paragraphs, or even punctuation, but their work isnt an easy read, and no matter how educated we may be, easy is invariably the preferred option.

To take easy reading to the next level, try using sub-headers every paragraph to three paragraphs. This is applicable to blogs and web pages, and to a certain extent, in academic writing. When you hit a web page for info, what do you do? I look at the header, and then I scan the sub-heads to get an idea of the writers approach to the subject. If it looks like fluff, I kill the page and move on. But if the sub-headers are interesting, and seem to tell me theres something worth learning, Ill read the whole piece.

Whatever You Do, Use Paragraphs

Using paragraphs well (with or without sub-heads) makes your work more accessible to your reader, and, to a certain extent, it shows youve ordered your thoughts and are discussing one point at a time. If you cant organize your work into paragraphs consisting of related thoughts, you may be jumping around too much. Check it out and try again.

How Many Paragraphs is

The following list is an approximation for those who are writing essays with the standard 100 200 words per paragraph and 50 to 100 words for blog or article easy reading. The actual number of paragraphs will depend on numerous factors and this is nothing more than a general rough estimate. Below are estimated words to paragraphs conversions:

250 words is 1 to 3 paragraphs for essays, 3 to 5 paragraphs for easy writing

500 words is 3 to 5 paragraphs for essays, 5 to 10 paragraphs for easy writing

750 words is 4 to 8 paragraphs for essays, 8 to 15 paragraphs for easy writing

1000 words is 5 to 10 paragraphs for essays, 10 to 20 paragraphs for easy writing

1500 words is 8 to 15 paragraphs for essays, 15 to 30 paragraphs for easy writing

2000 words is 10 to 20 paragraphs for essays, 20 to 40 paragraphs for easy writing

2500 words is 13 to 25 paragraphs for essays, 25 to 50 paragraphs for easy writing

3000 words is 15 to 30 paragraphs for essays, 30 to 60 paragraphs for easy writing

4000 words is 20 to 40 paragraphs for essays, 40 to 80 paragraphs for easy writing

5000 words is 25 to 50 paragraphs for essays, 50 to 100 paragraphs for easy writing

Below are estimated paragraphs to words conversions:

1 paragraph is 100 200 words for essays, 50 100 words for easy writing

2 paragraphs is 200 400 words for essays, 100 200 words for easy writing

3 paragraphs is 300 600 words for essays, 150 300 words for easy writing

4 paragraphs is 400 800 words for essays, 200 400 words for easy writing

5 paragraphs is 500 1,000 words for essays, 250 500 words for easy writing

6 paragraphs is 600 1,200 words for essays, 300 600 words for easy writing

7 paragraphs is 700 1,400 words for essays, 350 700 words for easy writing

8 paragraphs is 800 1,600 words for essays, 400 800 words for easy writing

9 paragraphs is 900 1,800 words for essays, 450 900 words for easy writing

10 paragraphs is 1,000 2,000 words for essays, 500 1,000 words for easy writing

15 paragraphs is 1,500 3,000 words for essays, 750 1,500 words for easy writing

20 paragraphs is 2,000 4,000 words for essays, 1,000 2,000 words for easy writing

25 paragraphs is 2,500 5,000 words for essays, 1,250 2,500 words for easy writing

50 paragraphs is 5,000 10,000 words for essays, 2,500 5,000 words for easy writing

100 paragraphs is 10,000 20,000 words for essays, 5,000 10,000 words for easy writing

How Long Does It Take to Write a 1000 Word Essay?

August 22, 2016

How long does it take to write an essay?

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Oh wow! Thats a tough question. It depends on a whole lot of things. At the same time, you shouldnt be intimidated. 1,000 words is actually a relatively short piece. A dissertation would usually be in the region of 12,000 words, and university assignments can stretch to essays of 5,000 words. No matter what your assigned word count may be, some of the things that will influence the time it takes to write the essay include:

How long does it take to research an essay?

If youre writing an opinion piece on something you already have some knowledge about, you may not have to do any research at all. It may just be a matter of organizing your existing thoughts into a coherent essay. If you need to find out about a topic before you begin to write, you can easily get information on certain topics, whilst others will be more obscure and therefore more difficult to research. Clearly, the easier it is to find information, the faster you can write.

How good are your reading comprehension skills?

Some of us can just skim a piece and pick up all the salient points. Others will have to read with more attention, and even re-read a piece several times to extract the information we need. Having good reading and comprehension skills makes writing much faster since youre able to get the facts faster and organize them better. Now you know why you had to do so many reading comprehension tests at school.

How well did you plan?

Throwing yourself headlong at a 1,000-word essay and writing till you reach the word count may seem like the easy option, but it isnt. Planning your essay so that it begins with an introduction, highlights the most important points you want to make and then wraps everything up into a conclusion actually saves you time. Sometimes, essay instructions will tell you how to structure the piece, so read them carefully and extract any information you can use to guide your essays structure.

How fast do you type?

Have you ever gotten lost halfway through a sentence? You know what you wanted to say, but halfway through, the thought slips away from you. The faster you can type, the more easily you can capture thoughts before your mind moves onto the next thing and you forget what you were trying to say. Typing skills are essential in the modern world. Consider using typing games to improve your speed.

How long does it take me to write a 1,000-word essay?

Faster isnt always better. The more in-depth your report is meant to be, the longer you should spend on it. I can usually research and write a fairly technical magazine article of 1,000 words in three hours, but do remember that Im a professional writer. Im fast because I write all day, every day.

The longest Ive ever spent on a 1,000-word article was 12 hours. It was absolutely brutal! The information I needed to gather was very technical, hard to find, and even more difficult to understand, and you cant write something until you really understand the subject matter. I also had to contact experts for their opinions, but I couldnt even ask about their opinions until I could target them with the right questions. As a result, I actually had to write most of the article before slotting in the expert comment.

The quickest Ive ever written a 1,000-word article is one hour. In this case, I already knew the subject matter well and didnt have to back up every fact in the essay with references.

Reviewing your work also matters

If youre writing for grades and want a good one, you need a really good essay. Dont start writing it the day before you have to hand it in. Try and get your first draft down at least a day or two before you have to submit your work. Then return to it and do your editing. Read your essay aloud to yourself, since this will help you pick up any careless errors you wouldnt otherwise spot. Check to see if your information flows logically from one point to the next and make sure that youve presented your information clearly.

Remember, teachers get tired. They have to read the same kind of essay over and over again when they grade. If they struggle to understand what youre saying, you might not get as good a grade as you would if you stuck to using short sentences and relatively simple language.

Your reviewing process shouldnt take all that long. If you dont have to make a lot of changes, you should be able to do your final edit in under half an hour.

Take your time. Whatever you do, dont rush. You might want your essay to be written quickly, but if its an important essay, taking your time will give you a better finished product. Budget your time conservatively. Its better to find that youve still got time left over than to run out of time and end up dashing things off with a looming deadline.

Below are some basic guidelines if you need a rough estimate on how long it will take to write an essay. Its important to remember that there are a plethora of mitigating factors that can increase or decrease the time it takes to write. The below numbers are using an estimate that it takes about 3 hours 20 minutes to write a 1000 word essay:

How long does it take to write a 100 word essay?

It takes about 20 minutes to write a 100 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 200 word essay?

It takes about 40 minutes to write a 200 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 250 word essay?

It takes about 50 minutes to write a 250 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 300 word essay?

It takes about 1 hour to write a 300 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 400 word essay?

It takes about 1 hour and 20 minutes to write a 400 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 500 word essay?

It takes about 1 hour and 40 minutes to write a 500 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 600 word essay?

It takes about 2 hours to write a 600 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 700 word essay?

It takes about 2 hours and 20 minutes to write a 700 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 800 word essay?

It takes about 2 hours and 40 minutes to write a 800 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 900 word essay?

It takes about 3 hours to write a 900 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 1,000 word essay?

It takes about 3 hours and 20 minutes to write a 1,000 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 1,250 word essay?

It takes about 4 hours and 10 minutes to write a 1,250 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 1,500 word essay?

It takes about 5 hours to write a 1,500 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 1,750 word essay?

It takes about 5 hours and 50 minutes to write a 1,750 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 2,000 word essay?

It takes about 6 hours and 40 minutes to write a 2,000 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 2,500 word essay?

It takes about 8 hours and 20 minutes to write a 2,500 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 3,000 word essay?

It takes about 10 hours to write a 3,000 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 3,500 word essay?

It takes about 11 hours and 40 minutes to write a 3,500 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 4,000 word essay?

It takes about 13 hours and 20 minutes to write a 4,000 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 4,500 word essay?

It takes about 15 hours to write a 4,500 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 5,000 word essay?

It takes about 16 hours and 40 minutes to write a 5,000 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 6,000 word essay?

It takes about 20 hours to write a 6,000 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 7,000 word essay?

It takes about 23 hours and 20 minutes to write a 7,000 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 7,500 word essay?

It takes about 25 hours to write a 7,500 word essay.

How long does it take to write an 8,000 word essay?

It takes about 26 hours and 40 minutes to write an 8,000 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 9,000 word essay?

It takes about 30 hours to write a 9,000 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 10,000 word essay?

It takes about 33 hours and 20 minutes to write a 10,000 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 12,500 word essay?

It takes about 41 hours and 40 minutes to write a 12,500 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 15,000 word essay?

It takes about 50 hours to write a 15,000 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 20,000 word essay?

It takes about 66 hours and 40 minutes to write a 20,000 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 25,000 word essay?

It takes about 83 hours and 20 minutes to write a 25,000 word essay.

How long does it take to write a 50,000 word essay?

It takes about 166 hours and 40 minutes to write a 50,000 word essay.

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Mancity Could Announce Erling Haaland Deal Next Week-sport Update

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Erling Haaland could reportedly be confirmed as Manchester Citys latest signing by next week. Borussia Dortmund director Sebastian Kehl is quoted by the Sun as telling Sport1 he expects to soon have clarity over the future of the 21-year-old striker, while journalist Fabrizio Romano has also said City are working on it.

Metro reports Liverpool are ahead of Chelsea and Real Madrid in their pursuit of Aurelien Tchouameni. The paper, which cites Marca, gives the Reds the edge in signing the 22-year-old from Monaco due to Chelseas transfer restrictions and Madrid being happy with their current midfield options.

Manchester United face a Bayern Munich-shaped problem in their pursuit of Konrad Laimer, according to the Mirror. The German club want to keep the RB Leipzig and Austria midfielder, 24, in the Bundesliga following Uniteds unsuccessful attempt to sign him in January.

The Mail reports Sunderland will need to secure promotion to the Championship if they are to have any chance of signing Jobe Bellingham from Birmingham. The 16-year-old is the younger brother of England international Jude Bellingham.

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Avoid Sudden Death At Night!!

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For those who get up at night to inspect the house or urinate....,Every person must take note of the benefit of three and a half minutes to the body immediately you wake up! It often happens: a person who always looks healthy can pass away at night. We often hear stories of people saying: " yesterday, I was talking with him, why did he die suddenly? The reason is that when you get up at night to go to the toilet, it often happens quickly. We stop immediately and the brain does not have blood circulation. Why are the "three and a half minutes" so important? In the middle of the night, when the desire to urinate wakes you up, the ecg pattern can change. By suddenly rising, the brain will be anemic and will cause heart failure for lack of blood. It is advisable to practice the three minutes and a half, which are:

1. When you wake up, stay in bed for a minute and a half.

2. Sit in the bed during the next half-minute;

3. Lower your legs and sit on the edge of the bed for half a minute. After three and a half minutes, your brain will no longer be anemic and your heart will not weaken, which will reduce the risk of falling and sudden death.

Please Share with your family, friends and loved ones. This can happen to anyone no matter the age. Young or old.

Remember, even when you turn on the engines of car, you don't move it immediately.. You also allow some time.

Be safe!

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The Woman With Four Legs

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Josephine Myrtle Cobin was born in 1868 in USA. She became the first person to be born with two separate pelvises, thereby having two separate wombs and vaginas. She also had 4 legs, two being from her suppressed twin. She got married at 19 to James Clinton and had 5 children. Two formed in one womb and 3 in the other womb. She died at 60. Many medical practitioners and private collectors offered millions of dollars for her corpse but the family refused. They buried her and made sure her corpse was not stolen. The medical condition which someone has two separate pelvis is called DIPYGUS. Each of her smaller inner legs was paired with one of her outer legs. She was said to be able to move her inner legs, but they were too weak for walking. performing, there were several phony four-legged women to whom audiences could turn.

Upon being told that she was pregnant, she replied in disbelief, saying "If it had been in my right side I would come nearer believing you are correct." From this comment, physicians determined that Corbin preferred intercourse in the right side.

She died in Cleburne, Texas, on May 6, 1928. Her casket was covered in concrete and various family members kept watch until it was fully cured. This was to prevent grave robbers from stealing her corpse.

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Please Let Take A Look At The Hardship In Nigeria Today....

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Please let take a look at the hardship in nigeria today !!!!

God we only ask for life to carry on !! Now hardship is the subject of all the nigerian in the country now the question is what are we going to do to stop or help out ____ we all need ur answers please

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