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Victor21

Earning

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1. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror

2. I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

3. I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others!

4.
I wish I could mute people in real life.

5. I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

6. Dear problemsâ€¦ Please give me some discountâ€¦ I am your regular customer.

7.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

8. Never laugh at your wife's choices. You're one of them.

9. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

10. You can never buy love, but still you have to pay for it.

11. I'm so poor I can't even pay attention!

12. I'm too lazy to stop being lazy.

13. I really want to work so hard.
But being lazy is so much fun.

14. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

15. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

16. I'm not lazy, I prefer the term "selective participation".

17. I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

18. I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

19. Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!

20. Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.

21.
Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.

22. I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

23. I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

24. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

25. "3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Today"

26. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

27.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

28. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

29. You can either be right, or you can be the husband.

30.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

31. Women's apology: I'm sorry, but it was your fault.

32. Yes of course I am athleticâ€¦ I surf the Internet every day.

33. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up

34. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

35. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

36. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He's dreaming too.

37. Talking to myself because I am my own consultant.

38.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

39. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

40. I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

41. I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

42. I'm not crazy I prefer the term mentally hilarious.

43. The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.

44.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

45. Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.

46. Hey, you are reading my status again?

47. Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my Whatsapp status.

48. Hey you, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

49. Hey you, yeah you.
The one reading this. Wanna know a secret? You're beautiful. Don't ever give up.

50. If you are reading this then I'm sure you have nothing to do in your life.

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