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Who Has Been The Strangest World Leader Of The Last Five Decades? If Someone Is A Lesbian, It's Man's Fault.
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That is Alexander Lukashenko, the Belarusian president, revealing man’s secret sexual conversion powers. Evidently, he made sure not to use them when he was bagging his early twenties beauty queen girlfriend, pictured with him above.
The leader, whose twenty-six year incumbency bests even Putin’s record, has quite a fixation on homosexuality. He’s made numerous quotes about it over the years, and proved to be a total gentleman in 2013 when he said “I can forgive lesbians but not gay menâ€.
Lovely.
Perhaps his strangest quotes are some of his more recent ones though, particularly in regards to COVID-19.
The sixty-five year old has admitted to having no concern about the virus, subsequently taking no measures to curb its spread within his dominion whilst also dismissing fears surrounding the pandemic as being “psychosisâ€. He believes sheer positivity will stave off COVID, but if you think that’s wild, wait till you hear his other prescriptions:
“There, the tractor will heal everyone. The fields heal everyone…â€
â€Just take a day off, go to the sauna, the heat will kill the virus.â€
“Does the virus exist? I don’t see one. Sport, and especially hockey, is the best cure for a virus. Also wash hands with vodka and drink 40 to 50 grams to poison the virus.â€
Thank you, Dr. Lukashenko.
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What Historical Fact Blows Your Mind?
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You’ve heard of the seven year itch, now get ready for the seven year fart.
Meet Edward De Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford.
He was a big personality who, following his father’s death, was put into the care of Queen Elizabeth I (the Elizabeth that was the actual “Queen of Englandâ€) and with whom he formed a close bond. As an adult, he became highly regarded by his contemporaries for his poetry and plays, and was a champion jouster.
Pioneer archaeologist and writer John Aubrey documented a big blow of De Vere’s in his biography collection, Brief Lives. The anecdote tells of a moment when De Vere bowed to the queen in a show of respect, but accidentally farted as he did, and was so abashed by his slip of the arse that he left and went travelling for seven years. Upon his return, the Queen welcomed him
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