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POISON THAT KILLS MEN
~2.3 mins read
POISON THAT KILLS MEN
Once upon a time a beautiful girl got tired of her marriage life and wanted to murder her spouse.
One morning she ran to her mother and say to her " mother, I am tired of my husband I can no longer support his nonsense. I want to kill him but I am afraid Law of the land will hold me responsible, can you please help me mother?"
The mother answered:
- Yes my daughter I can help you, but, there is a little task attached.
The daughter asked "what task? I am willing and ready to assume any task attached in order to get him out"
OK, said the mother,
1..You will have to make peace with him, so that no one will suspect you when he is dead.
2.. You will have to beautify yourself in order to look young and attractive to him
3.. You have to take good care of him and be very nice and appreciative to him
4.. You have to be patient, loving and less jealous, have more listening ears, be more respectful and obedient
5. Spend your money for him and don’t get angry even when he rto give you money for whatever
6. Don’t raise your voice against but encourage Peace and love so that you will never be suspected when he must have died.
Can you do all of that?
Asked the mother.
Yes i can. She replied
OK, said the mother.
Take this powder and pour a bit in his every day meal, it will slowly kill him.
After 30 days the lady came back to her mother and said.
Mother, I have no intention of killing my husband again. As of now I have grown to love him because he has completely changed, he is now a very sweet husband than I ever imagined.
What can i do to stop the poison from killing him?
Please help me mother.
She pleaded in a sorrowful tone.
The mother answered;
Do not worry my daughter. What I gave you the other day was just Tumeric Powder. It will never kill him.
In reality, you were the poison that was slowly killing your husband with tension and dispassion.
It was when you started loving, honouring and cherishing him that you saw him change to a nice and sweet husband.
Men are not really wicked, but our way of relating with them determines their responses and feelings towards us.
Women if you can only show respect, dedication, love, care and commitment to your husband he will 100% be there for you. ❤️
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Gale2626

WOMEN AND THEIR DRAMA!
~2.8 mins read
WOMEN AND THEIR DRAMA
There was a day I sat in the parlour, pressing my phone.
My wife passed my front the first time. About a minute later, she passed the second time, then the third time, and she entered inside the room.
I spent about 15 minutes with my phone and went to meet her inside.
The following conversation ensued...
Me: Bae, please dress up, I want you to accompany me somewhere.
Wifey: I don't feel like going out. Leave me alone.
Me: Surprised and confused ..."Dear, are you okay? Are we having a beef I'm unaware of?"
Wifey: Go and call your side chic that you were busy chatting with to accompany you. I'm not going anywhere with you.
Me: Haa, Nibo la tun wa jasi bai? (How did we get here?)
Wifey: I was busy parading myself in the parlour where you sat, but you did as if you didn't see the new hair I made. Go and meet your girl friend that is taking all your attention that you no longer have time to observe your wife, let her go with you.
Me: Thinking in my mind...what is wrong with this one? Hair that is not even fine. See her big head...
Me: Responding to my wife..."Oh my love, I'm so sorry, it was just an oversight, you know say even if other girls dey shine, na you be the brightest. Your beauty don overshadow the rest. Na only you I dey see"
And there was a transition from the long face she was wearing to a smiling face.
Me: In my mind...thank God my scope dey work.
I continued..."By the way, the hair is so nice, wow!"
I moved closer and touched it and said "Who chose this colour of attachment for you? See as the thing blend with your skin colour. E be like na your beauty inspire "Brown skin girl" wey one popular musician sing"
Wifey: Now Blushing ...She asked..."Are you sure?"
Me: If I dey lie, make water carry me go.
Wifey: Just give me five minutes to change my clothes.
Few minutes later...
Me: Wow, see as you fine! Oya come and pose for the camera, let me give you some shots.
Na so we take settle the matter 😃
Haaa, Obinrin! (Women!) Afi suuru.
THINGS TO NOTE
✓Women are not difficult if men are willing to play along.
✓A little compliment here and there is worth more than the whole money in the bank to your wife. Compliment is a secret weapon. It makes women feel confident and accepted. Apply it always.
✓Be sensitive. Whenever your madam is patroling at your front, there may be a message she's trying to pass.
Most women won't open their mouths to tell you what it is exactly, they want you to figure it out yourself. It makes them feel special. She wants you to study her like Medicine in Unilorin.
✓ Don't be a boring husband, be playful. Flatter your wife once in a while, pass true and sincere compliments most times.
Remember that if your wife is happy, she will, in turn, make you happy. At the end, whatever you do for your wife, you do it for you.
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© John Adesogan (Author)
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