A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.

Emmanuel said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4. 

I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.

The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions from Primary 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Emmanuel: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Emmanuel: 12.

Emmanuel got all the questions right.

The principal told the Madam to send Emmanuel to Primary 4 immediately.

The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Emmanuel: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?

Emmanuel: Pockets.

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Emmanuel: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?

*The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, Emmanuel was taking charge*

Emmanuel: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Emmanuel: Tent. 

*The principal was looking restless*

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Emmanuel: Wedding ring.

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Emmanuel: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Emmanuel: Arrow.

Principal: O MY GOD.

Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends with a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?

Emmanuel: Fork.

Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Emmanuel: Surname.

Principal: Chinekeme!!.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Emmanuel: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, 

"Send this BLOODY boy to the university...

Even I myself got all the answers wrong!"😂🙆‍♂️

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EPISODE 5.

By Gambo Elvis.

When Maika and her crew learned that the prince had fallen in love with her, they assigned one of the girls to tell the prince that Jenifer used black magic to pass her exams. The allegations were justified by the fact that the charm was annihilated during the school party and she was never going to take first in class again.

The prince was not convinced because his love for her was unbearable. So he told the girl that if Jenifer didn't come first, he was going to believe them and then try to forget about her.

So Maika and her friends decided to work hard not only to prove their point but to get the attention of the Prince.

Jenifer never knew they had disgraced her before the entire school just for a common rumor. She had no friend, and no one cared to alert her that the prince was in love with her and the other girls were trying to persuade him to hate her.

The Prince wanted to ask her but thought she was going to renew the charm. She knew they hated her, when she found out that the bully girls had formed study groups, she knew they wanted to defy her position.

The fury of what conspired at the campus social feast, made her determined to tripple her studies. She read and slept memorizing and got up early to read before doing her morning duties.

She had understood the game and was wishing to receive a scholarship. For the scholarships always came through the presidential degree. That was her hope and she was seriously working hard to maintain her position.

Everyone knew she was going to fail because she had change her old gown but it was still an oversized school uniform. Just because of her dirtiness, she drew the attention of everyone. Though it was hate, the only one the other girls admired got attracted by her. The very reason they were burning with rage. And so they had to prove her wrong through school results.

Let us wait and see what is going to happen.