In all your doings, avoid gum body, it's next to see finish. By all means, avoid it! 

You can admire someone's personality, lifestyle or everything about a person but never force yourself to be in that person's circle. You'd likely not receive the exact level of energy you give out.

You see that clique on social media you admire how they run their things? You must not belong there, stop gumming body and licking their asses! 

It's disgusting crawling around them, waiting for them to bring a fight and before they say jerk! You're already fighting for them, cursing and dragging someone you know nothing about. Just because you want to be noticed and seen as a loyal friend. 

Loyalty choke you there!

Stop buying people's enemies on this space, the person you stan on this space cannot always be right. Most of them feed on controversy because they have lame asses perching on their trolls every damn minute and making them feel they are doing the right thing. 

Being friends with Facebook celebrities doesn't make you a celebrity, learn to build your own self. You too can be a celebrity, instead of channelling all your energy on people wey no send you, use it to build yourself. There's an extent your gum body will reach, they'd either start seeing you as a mumu or a toxic person. Make wetin happen to Ozo in BBNAIJA not happen to you, Ozo's action is pure example of gum body.

This is applicable to real life, no dey gum body! It's annoying but they won't tell you.

Okafor Christabel

I go shhhhh, no noise please. Focus and write! Any pim from you, all of you will stand and raise your hands😩

2 seconds later

I hear pim! Not just pim. I hear noiiiseeee 😭

Everybody stand up! Hands up and close your eyes🙄

I face the whiteboard, continuing from where I had stopped.

After sometime, I turn sharply and ask 'who was dancing?

Everywhere goes quiet

Who was dancing na? Someone was dancing at the back, oh! You think I didn't see you? I have eyes all over my body.

I study their faces. Lol, see how they are staring at me 😳

Teacher, how did you know?!

I said I have eyes all over my body, if you misbehave behind my back I'll catch you🙄

They go, wooow! Teacher, you're too much o

They all keep quiet because, no one wants to be caught.

So I go back to writing on the whiteboard, smiling to my self and looking at their reflections through the whiteboard waiting for the next culprit.