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DENNIS SAVE HIS NEIGHBOR Today One Of Our Neighbors Wanted To Commit Suicide, Up ...
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✍🤣DENNIS SAVE HIS NEIGHBOR🤣✍
Today one of our neighbors wanted to commit suicide, up till now he hasn't disclosed why.🤐
🧔He sat on his veranda with a knife and before we knew it he drew our attention and placed the edge🔪 of the knife on his stomach as he kept muttering, 🗣️"God please forgive me for what I'm about to do.🥺
We were just looking because we thought he wasn't serious. As in, he could have done it inside his room, why did he come out?😏
But, the man was fvcking serious. Reason he didn't do it inside his room was so that when he's gone no one was going to blame his death on anyone. He wanted those around to witness him take his own life.😥
Thank goodness Uncle Dennis was just coming back and he saw him, hastened up and collected the knife from him.😒🔪
Uncle Dennis then said something that touched the man.🗣️❤️
He told the man that even if he stabbed himself with that small knife🔪, he might not die immediately, thereby causing himself a lifetime pain.😭😫
It was after Uncle Dennis successfully collected the knife from him and he started weeping🤧, that was where we knew it was a serious suicide attempt.🤨
All thanks to Uncle Dennis. Another soul would have gone too soon today.
Uncle Dennis collected the knife and took it to his apartment.🏘️🔪🚶♂️
But...
A few minutes later, Uncle Dennis came out again with a bigger and sharper knife and handed it to the man, telling him that it would help him end his life much easier and faster than the other small knife he wanted to use.😒🚶♂️🚶♂️🤣🙆♀️
Please add up 😫🙏🙏💓
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Percy
FAVOUR MY SIDE CHICK(E Choke)My Side Chick Favour Came To Visit Me In My Small S...
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✍️🤣FAVOUR MY SIDE CHICK(E choke)🤣✍️
My side chick Favour came to visit me in my small self con🏘️
Actually she came for a knack because I be Odogwu and my John Thomas(🍆) mighty 🥴
We were kissing😘 and cuddling👩❤️💋👨, I was about to unleash my potentials🛌
When we heard a knock on the door 🚪✊
Silence filled the atmosphere, I sluggishly asked😫
🗣️"Who is there" 🙄
🗣️"Its me babe" Cynthia my psycho (😡) girlfriend responded👩
Jesus🙆♂️, I finally beacon to my own death, I began to sweat like Christmas chicken😓😓
Cynthia get anger issue, she fit kïll both of us🤧
🗣️"Favour ,hide" I told my side chick😒
🗣️"Where“ 🙄 She asked
🗣️"Werey!🤦♂️ hide behind the curtain" 😐I retorted
🗣️"Are you måd,the curtain is small, it doesn't reach the ground and this is a self con🏘️😒" She said
I pondered on it🤔 and said 🗣️"Its true"🤧
The knocking continues🚪✊
🗣️"Babe,open the door now😫" Cynthia complained😫😓
🗣️"Oya,hide in my Ghana must go bag" I told Favour🙂
🗣️"No" She said😒
🗣️"I pushed her and squeezed her like Agege bread 🍞in my big Ghana must go and zip it up🥴
I opened the door for Cynthia😁
🗣️"What took you so long" 🙄
🗣️"I was in the toilet" I replied 🙂
🗣️"I was about going out babe, should we go together" I told her(wanting to make her leave so Favour can escape)😁😊
🗣️ "No, I'm spending the night here. she replied
Yee,trouble..🙆♂️
My mind was beating hard throughout the night😓
In the morning, Cynthia left🚶♀️....🏘️
I raced to my Ghana must go bag and unzip it to bring Favour out but
Favour don die, suffocation, fornication and big Gbola(🍆) took her life🙆♂️🤧😹
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