Yesterday I visited my uncle 😁, I decided to stay 2 days there atleast make I chop better food for once 🙂, Aunty jenny can't kill me with her poti 🚶‍♂️, when I got there, I was lucky because they were about to take dinner 🍽️ 😁, my uncle was very happy to see me but the wife wasn't happy, but I no care 😁 , I joined them , when I was done eating my dinner 🍽️, I took my place to the kitchen , As a good boy I washed the plate then asked My uncle's son to show me my room 😁, which he did , and I slept comfortably 🙂 , By 5.30 Am , while I was still asleep my uncle's wife came into my room with a bucket 🪣 of water 💦 and emptied it on my body 🥲, I jumped out of the bed because the water was very cold 🥶, ahhh Aunty what did I do naa 😓

HER: Stupid boy will get up from there and go wash the plates and pots that was used last night 😒

I didn't say a word I went straight to the kitchen and started Washing the plates while I was still Washing the plates , she came into the kitchen and asked me to wash the cars when I'm done washing the plates 😓, Chai see me wey wan come enjoy 🤦‍♂️, After I was done with all work it was already 8Am , so I went to her and told her I was done and I'm ready to take my breakfast 😁, she told me that my breakfast is in the dining room 😁, I was very happy 😁 atleast man must wack 😌, so I ran to the dining room 😁 to my greatest shock 😲, I saw one slice of bread 🍞😓, My heart broke like the screen of a China phone 💔📱, I went to my room in tears 😭, because my uncle is not home 🏠 he left very early for work , i was thinking of how to deal with her , but suddenly I heard My name : Emma Emma Emma 😒 , I rushed her and she ordered me to go and clean her room 😓, I was very hungry ehh , so I went to her room to clean it with tears rolling down my cheeks 🥲 , As I was cleaning the room , her phone rang and I rushed to check and the number was saved with my love but to my greatest surprise that Wasn't my uncle's number 😲, Omo so this woman self dey do away match 😒, I don catch her 😁, now my plans will work 🥰 , so I texted the number : My love come to my house tonight my husband travelled 😊, I hurried up with the cleaning of the room and was very happy 😊, By 6pm my uncle came back 😌 and her wife wasn't at home so I told my uncle everything but he didn't believe me , I convinced him and told him my plans 😁, He agreed and hid himself in my room 😁, when the wife came back he asked me and I told her that my uncle called that he will be coming back tomorrow 😌 , As we were talking someone knocked and the guy entered 😁, I was very happy ehh because person go collect 😁, he ordered me to go to my room and make sure her kids doesn't come out , so I hurried to my room and told my uncle that his assistant knacker is here 🚶‍♂️, he wanted to rushed out but I stopped him and told him to call the police , he told me that he only has the number of the leader of the vigilante group , so he called him to come with his boys and after like five minutes , The man called him that they are at the gate 😌, Omo I went through the backdoor and open the gate 😌, I told them to surround the compound, while I went back to my room to inform my uncle that everything is set 😌 , so we went to the parlour hoping to catch them but they were not there , so we went straight to my uncle's room 🚶‍♂️, Omo the we caught them kissing but immediately the guy pushed my uncle and ran out of the room 😌 Anyway as you are reading this now , The guy is in military hospital 🏥 😌 while my uncle's wife is using clutches 😁, GOD OF VENGEANCE I THANK YOU 😌🚶‍♂️ 🤣

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There are approx. 200 to 400 billion stars in the Milky Way. Now look at this galaxy. It has 200 to 300 billion stars. Now….there are billions of galaxies! With billions of stars and that is just what we can observe with the current technology. A billion billion is a Quintillion and there is about 400 billion x a quintillion stars in the known universe. Something to the power of 10 to the 24th. It blows my mind. What gets me isn't just the number of stars, and the enormous scale and size and distance. It's the amount of time. That each galaxy is 31 million light years away. The amount of time it took for the light from that picture to reach us, entire species could evolve on planets and develop into a space faring galactic civilization; empires could rise and fall, then fade into dust, and be lost in the sands of time, without us ever knowing. And that's just the 31 million years it took for that light, which is a drop in the bucket of time that this galaxy has had to create life over many many billions of years.