Dennis the groom ❤😂😂

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...her beautiful little

sister.

She was 22, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was always

bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me

and I always got more than a nice view and it had to be

deliberate coz she never did it when anyone was around.

One day she calls me over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me.

She said she wanted me just once before I got married to her

sister.

I was in shocked and just quiet! She said she is going upstairs to

her bedroom and if I wanted one last fling I should just come

upstairs and get her.

I was stunned n shocked as I watched her go upstairs and I made

a u-turn straight to the front door, opened it and headed to my

car.

To my surprise , my entire future family was standing outside, all

clapping hands!

With tears in his eyes my future father in law hugged me and

told me they are very happy that I have passed the test and that

they couldn't ask for a better man for their daughter...and

welcomed me to the family.

MORAL OF THE STORY

"Always keep your condoms in your car coz I was on my way to

fetch them when I passed the test".😂😂😂

Even tho am not paid for posting online jokes but it makes me happy to be some one's happiness ❤❤ 

I don't get paid for posting jokes but please kindly follow this page😭😿🙏🎁

Last week Sunday after church service, I was at KYC🐔🍝 yesterday when desperately

needed to release some bad gas(mess)🤧 fortunately they were playing a very loud music🎶

The music was really really loud📣🎶, so I timed the mess with the beat🎶 of the song🥴.

I was releasing mess💨 alongside the music, so that nobody would hear the sound of the mess although the mess was very loud one and stinky one 💨🤧

When I finished, I started to feel better but I looked around and noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned😠 and was staring at me🙄

I said to myself 🗣️"Why una dey frown at me, the mess no sound na"😟

Suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music with my ear-phone🎧. 

Securities don dey carry me go where I no know oo🤧😭🙆‍♀️