Enjoy the Evening with this gist😀

DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA:

A woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, "Do you have a vagina??" She slams the door in disgust. 

The next day she hears a knock, opens up and its the same man. He asks the same question the woman slams the door again. Her husband gets home she tells him what happened for the last two days.

The husband says to her, "Honey I'm taking tomorrow off to be home just in case he shows up again." 

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and the husband says, "I'm going to hide behind the door and listen. If it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to see where he is going with this."

The man asks the same question, "Do you have a vagina?" "Yes!" replies the woman. The man replies, "Good!  

Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's own alone and start using yours?"The husband fainted 😃😃😃😳😳😂😂😁😃😄😄

If you are the woman what will you do?

WIFE: honey let's play a game

HUSBAND: ok what is the game all about

WIFE: if I mention a country, you will run to the left side of the room and touch the wall

And if I mention a bird you will run to the

Right side of the room and touch the wall, if you run to the wrong direction, you will give me all your salary for the month.

HUSBAND: ok and if you fail, I will have your salary too right?

WIFE: (smile) yes darling

HUSBAND: ok (stand up ready to run in any direction)

WIFE: are u ready.?

HUSBAND: yes ready

WIFE: Turkey

It has been 4 hours now the husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the country or the bird.

MORAL LESSON: After GOD, fear women!!! 😄🤣🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

I COME IN PEACE