😆😹 NEW WEEK BANGER 💥🤭

1. Nobody dresses better than someone who knows their êx is gonna be there at the event 🤷😄😅

2. I'm not good at English but today I'm feeling nevertheless 😜😂😸

3. English: Ada Will Come To Yola

Igbo: Ada Ga Bia Yola

Yoruba: Adamawa Yola

     Wisdom 😁🤣

4. I hãtê it when I see another guy making my gf laugh 😠 cuz that's how I snãtçh her away from her boyfriend 😋😹

5. The woman that was slãppêd by Senator Abbo got N50,000,000 compensation...

May your slãppêr locate you this week 🙏😂

6. Chai !! 🙆

My bottle of expensive perfume fell down and brøkë into pïeçes. Trust me na, I mopped the whole floor with my clothes 😜

7. Na wa oo... I saw one of our Facebook Slãy Queen today inside the Keke. She didn't talk to me oo because her father was lapping her 🤭😆😅

8. One person I hãtē most in this life is that MTN girl that always says "you have 1 minute remaining" I hãtê that girl 🙉😄

9. You are feeling sād, and you tagged me. Am I with your happiness ? If you want to be sãd please be sãd aløñe oo no dey rush me abeg 🤷😅

10. After dating you for 6 years and promising you marriage, he now brøkë up with you. Wipe your têärs my darling, I know a native doctor in Ijebu Ode. 😁🤣😸

11. Please kindly ignørë any news or rûmør of me coming out for PRESIDENTIAL election in 2023.

I have not declared my intentions yet, they are still bëggîñg me. 😋😹🤭

12. How come you post on your birthday "Wow I can't believe am +1 today" so if you don't believe is me that will believe abi ? 

I can see the stüpîdīty in you... 🤷😆😂

13. I don't even trüst English !

Why is it that "Give her her book" is correct but "Give him him book" is not correct ?

Please my people help me explain, Is English a female ? 🙉🙄🤣

Don't just ignore my post without reacting and adding or following my profile below 🙏🤢... Do so and be blessed throughout this new week surprisingly 🥰💯

     ADD 👉 Kemzy

Yesterday afternoon 🙂, I went for a show when I got home 🏠, I met aunty jenny frying some meats 😁, I was very happy atleast man must wack 😌, I greeted her but she didn't respond to my greeting 🙄, Anyway is none of my business as long as chicken meat come board 😁, I went inside changed my clothes and took my bath 🚿, when I was done bathing 🧼 I relaxed in my room while I waited for the food to be ready as soon as possible 😁, After waiting for about 1hour , Finally the food was ready 😁, I rushed to the kitchen after I saw aunty jenny came out of the kitchen with her food with about 5 pieces of meat (big ones for that matter 🙄) when I got to the kitchen I saw my food but without meat 🍖, Ahh what's the problem naa , why will aunty jenny serve me food without meat 😞, I went straight to her room to complain but when I got there she told me to get out of her room 🤦‍♂️, so I went back to the kitchen , took my food atleast half bread is better than none 🙂, I took my food , went back to my room to eat but unfortunately I couldn't control my tears 😭, Omo like this Aunty jenny don break my heart 🤦‍♂️, but I must eat that meat 🍖, I managed to eat the rice without meat but waited till it was 11pm , so I can carry out my mission 😁, I quietly tiptoed into the kitchen 😁, I gently opened the cupboard😁, I was scared of being caught so I didn't bother to look at the pot I just took something huge 😁 but as I was about to put it inside my mouth when Aunty jenny Shouted: Emma Emma, I quickly put my something huge inside my pocket and Rushed out to answer her : Aunty 😁, Ahh Diala Emmanuel why is your hand filled with stew 🙄, come here so u went to the kitchen to steal 😡, she started beating me 😞, Even hit a mop stick on my head 😰,I screamed but no way ,She stopped only when she was satisfied 😞, and she even asked me to kneel down after like 2 hours of kneeling down I was finally released 😞, I went back to my room , still having body pains and headache 🤦‍♂️, so I decided to atleast calm down and enjoy the meat I stole 😁, I turned on the fan , relaxed on the bed and brought out the meat but to my greatest surprise it was Onion used in frying the meat 😭😭, Chai Spirit of Steãling I THANK YOU 😭🤦‍♂️

Cutie 🥰, why don't you wanna add or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏🥲

Abi I no dey try 🥲💔

I pray God touch your heart to add me for more interesting jokes 🙏