I'm finished oo😭😭😭

After secondary school I have been living from one uncle house to another .I ran away when I realized they are not ready to help me but use me for thier house chores ..

I have a friend who lived in one room face me I face you.. he works as a bar man..when he heard my story he allowed me stayed with him , naso the journey start ...

I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .

It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..

I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,

She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...

See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...

(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)

He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..

When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see

"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .

So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...

When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..

I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...

When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...

I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...

See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..

She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...

My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..

As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....

The id!*ot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...

Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone d!ed , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..

But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..

We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .

But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..

I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...

At first it felt Good..like play like play i don Sabi drive be that

.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.

Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .

I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .

Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)

Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)

Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Steve ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..

Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...

People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.

When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will sh*oot ... As my madam see Gun..

She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,

She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...

When I saw this I know my own is finished.

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