She said, “chai

this WhatsApp registration dey chop money o.”

“Mummy I no understand… how?” I asked.????

She sighed and said: “Since wey I tell

your brother to register me on WhatsApp, na so-so money I dey spend.”

I was confused, ????I didn’t understand what my mum was talking about. 

But after a while I got a clue and then asked:???? 

“Oh ok,

Mummy na MB dey chop your money?”

She raised eye brows???? and said: 

“Ah, which one be MB nah? ????‍♀️

I hope say I no go pay for that one o,

Because I don pay 8k for chatting permit,

7k for friend request fee,

3k for posting fee,

6k for profile picture permit.

And this evening again, your brother don talk say WhatsApp say make

I bring 5k for international WhatsApp passport.,

I don tire! ????Na so una dey spend money for this thing?”

Me, I come say she go need WhatsApp Verification Number (WVN).

And that one is N35k only!!!, 

but make she try bring N30k make I help her add the remaining 5k as a good child.????

I cannot come and miss out!..????

Mummy was happy ????to hear this with a joyful laugh and now said to me that all these good thing you my children are doing to me, your children too will do more than that to you by God's Grace...????

Then I waka comot as the situation don enter prayer...

????????????????????

Few months ago, a UNILAG student was beaten to stupor, to death.

What happened?

He lent a fellow student money to complete his fees of which this student was to pay back the following semester but what happened? Two semesters passed and the student refused to pay back; he kept giving one excuse or the other, like Ovaioza used to say that SEC freezed her account.

The guy who lent him the money was buying his excuses until one fateful day.

On this fateful day, his room mate called to inform him that he saw the guy whom he lent money pricing iPhone 11 pro max.

So this dude picked a bike and rushed to the plaza where the guy was pricing the iPhone. By the time he arrived there, the guy was just coming out of the plaza with the iPhone.

So the guy who lent him money targeted him and snatched the iPhone from his hand. Then he told the guy that he'd get it back after paying up the money he was owing.

The guy asked him to return his iPhone but he refused and was leaving with it, so this guy started shouting thief.

Before you know it, area boys chased the guy and beat him to stupor without hearing the story.

Police later arrived but before they'd intervene, the boys had already beaten the guy to death.

©Davino