FICTION: My Pastor's Daughter Has Landed Me In Trouble. Here Is What She Wanted Me To Do  

My Name is Joseph Olamide, the last born of Mr. Joseph's family who was well know to be Religious and God-fearing people in oke Ijebu, Akure Ondo state.

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My pastor's name is Mr. Johnson Williams and her beautiful daughter who happened to be my childhood friend is Johnson Marry.

We lived very close to our pastor and we all went to the same church and sometimes came home together

After I taught I have seen it all not knowing calamity will fall on me that night.

The incident happened on Sunday been 26th of this month. on the evening of that faithful day around 8 pm, I heard Marry's voice calling my name and I was surprised because it is late for her to move out.

I kept quiet without responding to the calls, a few minutes after the calls, she ran to my house and came straight to my room which she knocked and said please I should let her in.

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I opened the door and I met her dressed on a nightgown. what came to my mind was that marry want to get her Bible from me because I took it from her during the church service.

But to my greatest surprise, She stripped her self naked and hold me tight saying she is madly in love with me and she can hold it any more.

As a God-fearing person like me, I quickly get her body off me and I ran out of my room but I met his dad in front of the house telling me he so disappointed at me by deflowering her daughter.

please, I need your advice on what to do because nobody believes me that I haven't slept with her as marry is not ready to say the truth.

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Why You Should Remove These 5 Photos Of Jesus From Your House Immediately

The world knows that 2,000 years ago a man named Jesus came from the town of Nazareth in what is now called Israel. He traveled about the region and gained a large following.

After a few years, the religious leaders in Jerusalem falsely accused him of crimes and handed him over to the Roman authorities. They executed him by nailing him to a cross.

A short time later, his followers preached in the name of Jesus Christ, whom they said rose from the dead.

More and more followers were added to this movement which has become the Christian church of today.

Christians, mostly Catholics are found of putting the supposed Jesus pictures in their house, car, or office.

But when you look closely, all the pictures of Jesus you see, all look different, but people are blinded, making them not to know or see the truth. 

The reason you see the different pictures is because they are all different actors. The pictures you keep in your house, bow to, they are all images of an actor, acting to survive.

Bowing to another man, and even praying to him, claiming he is Jesus, that action alone can bring the anger of God because he detests such.

Below are some of the pictures they bown for thinking is real Jesus.

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Have you ever ask your self which among those pictures you hanged is the real Jesus?

If No, am advising you now to stop worshiping any of Jesus' images to avoid God's punishment.

It might interest you to know the followings as a good Christian:

What is Christianity?

Christianity is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth.

Its adherents, known as Christians, believe that Jesus is the Christ, whose coming as the Messiah was prophesied in the Hebrew Bible, called the Old Testament in Christianity, and chronicled in the New Testament.

What is Christianity according to the Bible?

A Christian is someone who believes in life after death.

In the book of Romans, the Bible states that the wages of sin are death but the gift from God is eternal life in Jesus Christ. According to the Bible, a Christian is one who believes in eternal life after death.

What is the purpose of Christianity?

The main purpose of Christianity is to encourage people to embark upon a spiritual relationship with the Eternal Creator which will enable them to live a blessed life here on earth and inherit eternal life.

The Creator manifested himself in the form of Jesus Christ to die in our place to make atonement for our sins.

When did Christianity decline?

Starting in 1880 and accelerating after the Second World War, the major religions began to decline among the Dutch, while Islam began to increase.

During the 1960s and 1970s, pillarization began to weaken and the population became less religious.

What are the core beliefs of the Catholic faith?

The core beliefs of the Catholic faith are found in the Nicene Creed. Here’s what it says:

I believe in one God, the Father almighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all things visible and invisible.

I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ, the Only Begotten Son of God, born of the Father before all ages. God from God, Light from Light, true God from true God, begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father; through him, all things were made.

For us men and for our salvation he came down from heaven, and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary, and became man.

For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate, he suffered death and was buried, and rose again on the third day in accordance with the Scriptures.

He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father. He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead and his kingdom will have no end.

I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life, who proceeds from the Father and the Son, who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified who has spoken through the prophets.

I believe in one, holy, catholic,c, and apostolic Church. I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sins and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead and the life of the world to come. Amen.

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SIX OLDEST IMAGES OF JESUS

much of what we know about Jesus’ looks is a product of artistic convention.

Since Scripture does not provide a description of what Christ looked like, painters and mosaic-makers would often resort to the artistic canons of their time to create a visual image of the Nazarene. 

This means that some of the earliest depictions of Jesus offer a precious insight into the diverse iconography style of the places and people that made up early Christianity. 

Here is a list of the six most ancient depictions of Jesus known to historians:

1. Alexamenos graffito, 1st century

This “graffito,” representing a person looking at a donkey-headed man being crucified, was carved in plaster on a wall in Rome during the 1st century. 

If you are feeling confused or offended by its content, that’s because it was not created as a celebration of Jesus but rather as a mockery. 

During the 1st century, Christianity was not an official religion and most Romans citizens looked at its practitioners with suspicion and skepticism. 

This graffiti was probably created to make fun of “Alexandros,” a Christian, by implying that he worshiped a “donkey-headed” God. The inscription that accompanies the image indeed reads: “Alexandro worshiping his god.”

And the fact that “Alexandro’s God” is being crucified makes it even worse, as during the 1st-century crucifixion was a punishment reserved for serious crime offenders.

2. The Good Shepherd, 3rd century

While the Gospels do not provide us with a physical description of Jesus, they do offer many figurative descriptions to describe him. Perhaps the most striking one is the metaphor of the “Good Shepherd.” 

In the Gospel of John (10:11 and 10:14), Jesus states: â€œI am the good shepherd … the good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep.”

So it is not surprising that many early Christian artists choose the image of the shepherd to depict Christ. And they mostly did it by incorporating already existing shepherd motifs typical of Greek and Roman art. 

This image, painted on the walls of the St. Callisto catacomb in Rome, shows Jesus as he is carrying a calf on his shoulder, following the iconic figure of the “moskophoros,” literally the “the bearer of the calf,” whose first depiction in ancient Greek art dates to 570 BC.

3. Adoration of the Magi, 3rd century

Another image of Christ presented in the New Testament is the adoration of the Magi, described in Matthew 2:1-12.

As a result, the “epiphany” was one of the most popular representations of the life of Christ during Christianity’s early days. 

This picture of the Magi adoring the Child was produced to decorate a sarcophagus dating to the 3rd century, which is now kept in the Vatican Museum in Rome.

4. Healing of the Paralytic, 3rd century

One of the miracles of Jesus chronicled in the Gospels, Matthew (9:1–8), Mark (2:1–12), and Luke (5:17–26) see him healing a paralytic man at Capernaum, in modern-day Israel. Since then, that episode has been a recurring feature of Christian iconography. 

This depiction of the healing of the paralytic, dating to the 3rd century, was found on the baptistry of a long-abandoned church in Syria. It is one of the earliest depictions of Christ known to historians.

5. Christ between Peter and Paul, 4th century

This image of Christ, dating to the 4th century, shows him between St. Peter and St. Paul. It was painted in the Catacomb of Sts.

Marcellinus and Peter on the Via Labicana in Rome, located near a villa that used to belong to Emperor Constantine.

Below the main figures of the painting—Jesus, Peter, and Paul we find Gorgonius, Peter, Marcellinus, and Tiburtius, four martyrs who had been buried in that catacomb and are depicted as they point to the Lamb of God on his heavenly altar.

6. Christ Pantocrator, 6th century

The Greek word Pantocrator literally means “he who has authority over everything.”

That’s how two Hebrew expressions used in the Old Testament to describe God, the “God of Hosts” (Sabaot) and “Almighty” (El Shaddai), was translated into Greek. 

In order to represent such mighty qualities, Byzantine iconographers made use of features, such as an open right hand, that could convey a sense of power and authority. 

This image is the oldest known example of “Christ Pantocrator” in the world. 

The different expressions are shown on the right and the left sides of Jesus’ face may suggest his double nature as both human and divine.

It was painted on a wooden board during the 6th or 7th century and is currently preserved at the Monastery of St.

Catherine on Mount Sinai, in Egypt, one of the oldest monasteries in the world.

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ATTENTION: Do You Have A Small hole In Front Of Your Ear? See What It Mean

A small hole in front of the ear is medically known as a preauricular pit. It may occur on both ears or one ear, and there may be more than one hole in the ear. It is a sign of abnormality.

A preauricular pit is a small hole in front of the ear, toward the face, that some people are born with.

This hole is connected to an unusual sinus tract under the skin. This tract is a narrow passageway under the skin that can cause infection.

There are no symptoms of preauricular on a person with it, but the hole can sometimes infected and surgery may be necessary.

In this piece, you may know more about preauricular pits, causes, and treatments. 

Although the holes are not complicated and do not cause irregularities. The holes may be inherited, which means they can run in families.

These are Signs of preauricular pit

1. Pain

2. Fever

3. Redness

4. Swelling in and around the pit

5. Fluid drainage from the pit

How a preauricular pit occurs?

It started at birth as a small pit on the upper ear between the face. It occurs during embryo development, during the gestation period.

Is preauricular pit harmful to the body?

The answer is no, they are usually harmless and don't require any treatment. But you may use antibiotics prescribed by the doctor to clear it up.

What causes preauricular pits?

Preauricular pits occur during the development of an embryo. It most likely occurs during the formation of the auricle (the outer part of the ear) during the first two months of gestation.

Experts think the pits develop when two parts of the auricle, known as the hillocks of His, don’t properly join together.

No one’s sure why the hillocks of His don’t always join together, but it may be related to a genetic mutation.

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YOU MAY ALSO WANT TO KNOW THE FOLLOWING

Our ears play a crucial role in how we communicate with those around us. They are responsible for hearing and our sense of balance.

When your ears aren’t functioning properly, you can experience an array of symptoms, including hearing loss, cognitive decline, balance issues, and delayed speech processing.

Because our ears are such an important part of how we communicate and process information, it’s important to have them examined regularly.

We take precautions to ensure our overall health is in check every year, why don’t we do the same for our hearing? Just like you go to the dentist every six months to have your teeth checked and cleaned, you should be seeing a hearing healthcare professional annually as well.

Having your ears examined yearly is linked to many health benefits, and can identify any arising issues.

Discovering the signs of hearing loss early can prevent your hearing from deteriorating at a faster rate and allows your hearing healthcare provider to determine the cause.

Hearing loss can be caused by a variety of underlying health conditions, including heart disease, high blood pressure, and diabetes. Often times, these go undiagnosed and untreated.

Hearing problems or earaches can also be caused by middle ear infections, inflammation of the outer ear, damage to the eardrum or hearing nerve, head/ear trauma, or exposure to loud noise.

If you are experiencing earaches or are having trouble hearing, then you may have hearing loss and should contact your local EarQ provider as soon as possible to have your ears examined. Be proactive about your overall health and go in for an ear exam regularly.

What Are Ears For?

It's made of tough cartilage covered by skin. Its main job is to gather sounds and funnel them to the ear canal, which is the pathway that leads to the middle ear.

Glands in the skin lining the ear canal make earwax, which protects the canal by cleaning out dirt and helping to prevent infections.

The function of the outer ear is to collect sound waves and guide them to the tympanic membrane.

The middle ear is a narrow air-filled cavity in the temporal bone. It is spanned by a chain of three tiny bones, the malleus (hammer), incus (anvil), and stapes (stirrup), collectively called the auditory ossicles.

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Check Out These 4 Hilarious Jokes And 9 FUNNY Pictures That Will Spice Up Your Day

Morning my dear readers, How was Your night and hope you slept well. I am here again to put a smile on your face with these hilarious jokes and funny pictures.

Below are the hilarious jokes and funny pictures that will spice up your day. I don't what's your condition now but am ready to make you laugh.

JOKES

1. A sick Old Woman in a hospital won 50 Million Naira.

The Doctor(Akpos) was afraid to break the news to her, thinking that on hearing it she might go into a coma.

So he went and put it this way to her; If you find out that you've won yourself 50 Million Naira, what will you do?

The Old Woman replied; I'll give you 25 Million Naira. Akpos fainted and went into a coma.

2. A Man Akpos was having an argument with his Wife.

The Wife called Akpos a fool. Akpos got angry and said; I cannot be called a fool by a woman, not even my wife. She must, therefore, leave my house.

Neighbors intervened and the matter was resolved. But the Wife still nursed the anger.

Later that night, it rained heavily. It was so cold that Akpos wanted to perform his manly duty.

Sneaking his hands to touch his wife in the dark, the Wife shouted; Who is that fool? Akpos replied; It is me!

3. Ochuko was dragged to church for deliverance by Ofego due to his crazy lifestyle.

On the way back home, Ochuko and Ofego were attacked by a group of hoodlums.

The hoodlums said; Your money or your life. Akpos was silent and Ofego was afraid.

The hoodlums requested again; Give us your money or your life.

Ochuko said; I don't have any of the two. The hoodlums were surprised and asked why?

Ochuko replied; On the way to church, beggars asked for my money and I gave them. At the church, they told me to give my life to Christ and I have given it to Christ. I'm sorry, there's no life and money to give you people again.

4. When you are inside the bathroom and your mummy said that Dangote is your real father

Below are funny pictures that will spice up your day.

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Happy people are more productive. Google has known this all along, thus their awesome office design and environment, plus company perks.

A research team from the Department of Economics of the University of Warwick validated this fact, too and their findings would be published in the Journal of Labor Economics this year. 

Simply put those employees who were given special treats like free comedy movies viewing ice cream, chocolate and drinks showed a higher percentage of productivity versus those who were taken in and questioned about family issues, bereavement, and similar topics.

Recently the advertising agency that I work at provided happiness training lead by Eric Karpinski.

We were given techniques to help us make happiness a habit and how to share it with others. We all left the training feeling more motivated and connected.

With higher spirits and increased morale, I felt more productive and was didn’t have a problem putting in extra hours to tackle urgent client demands.

When you are happy, working hours seem to fly by. You channel your high energy into your tasks, finishing off your to-do list faster and more efficiently.

When you are not preoccupied with worry or sad thoughts, your creative juices flow freely.

Whereas when you’re constantly stressed, the body decreases its immunity against diseases and increases inflammation all throughout making you susceptible to heart problems and a variety of other serious conditions.

If you can avoid being sick while living a fulfilling life simply by not dwelling so much on negative thoughts and emotions, then why not, right?

BENEFITS OF HAPPINESS

1. Happy people make more money and are more productive at work.

2. Happiness is good for our health; happy people are less likely to get sick, and they live longer.

3. Happiness is good for our relationships. Happy people are more likely to get married and to have fulfilling marriages, and they have more friends.

4. Happy people are more generous.

5. Happy people cope better with stress and trauma.

6. Happy people are more creative and are better able to see the big picture.

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