Smart Guy!!! 🤣🤣🤣😱😂😂😂

He promised her 20k last week as they were chatting on WhatsApp. She came to Abuja to visit him and stayed two nights. On d 3rd day she's leaving she demanded for the 20k he promised her. He told her that he was leaving for Minna ASAP. That he had an unexpected but urgent engagement. He gave her his ATM Card to withdraw all she wanted (Knowing fully well that he had just 5k In his Account).

As soon as she kissed him goodbye, he quickly left the house knowing she would come back to him crying. As he was driving past Zuba, his colleague in the office called him on phone saying; "Paddy mi, you don see the alert? I Just dey comot from bank oooo! I don pay that 100k wey I bin owe you into ur account, Thanks a million!

Meeen........... See Sweat!!! as he got the alert! Confirm 100k Credited into his account. He was almost paralysed as the money entered. He tried calling her phone.... Switched Off.

Tried SMS, PING!!! PING!!! No Delivery. The Next minute.......... Alerts:

20k Debited,

20k Debited,

20k debited,

20k debited,

20k debited. Leaving only d last 5k.

He couldn't recollect what happened to him, but he regained consciousness on a hospital bed. Now they are asking him what happened?

What Will he tell them??? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Enjoy ur day

*To all ladies*.

*Married and Singles* 

*Young and adult*

*Listen up ladies*

Don't be the wife that stands by her husband in times of problems, rather be that wife that gets  problems out of his way,why stand by him in solidarity when you can kneel & do the needful?

#ThePrayingWife

He called you & said; Honey, I just lost the contract that we invested all our savings on.

Don't start shouting; What?

How manage?

What happened?

Oh my God!

Just tell him; it is OK Darling, we will find the lost contract and go on your knees,

get the contract back 4 him!

*ThePrayingWife*

You married a Pastor?

Don't wait until scandal has eaten him up b4 standing by him,

 stay at d gate!

No Jezebel should get your king!

*ThePrayingQueen*

After years of marriage, nothing changed positively in your home? Then retreat, get on your knees, as a wife, you are a good thing & whoever finds you walked into favor with God.

*TheWailingWife*

Deborah was not just a wife, she was a prophetess, a judge & a warrior.

*WarriorOnKnees*

Even if you think you married an idiot "in your ignorance", don't die lamenting.

Get on your knees and restore his head back to factory setting.

You can't be wrong twice!

 *TheWailingWife* 

Its is good to package so that he won't cheat, 

It is good to cook well so that he won't look outside,

It is 'gooder' to be submissive so that he adores you, but it is 'goodest' to kneel on his behalf until you ward off danger.

As a wife, slay in the kitchen,

Slay in the bedroom,

Slay in your dress sense,

Slay in your intelligence,

But *slay more on your knees.* 

*Be your husband's prayer alarm*.

Until your son says; I want a wife as my mother, you didn't get it right as a mother!

*TheVirtousWife*

No matter how romantic you are, if you are not romantic in the place of prayer, get ready for rheumatism.

*GetOnYourKnees*

Woman, you are not just a wife and a mother, you are also a minister!

Let your lips be painted with prayer not the lipstick!

If you know the power of praying the word, you will keep your territory under intense heat.

Be your husband's retreat center.

Be a good woman indeed!

You will not fail as a woman, mother and wife in marriage in Jesus name. Amen

Send to every woman.