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WAEC RESULT IS OUTPapa Dennis: Dennis, I Learnt Your WAEC Result Isout.
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✍️🤣WAEC RESULT IS OUT🤣✍️
Papa Dennis🗣️: Dennis, I learnt your WAEC result is
out.😐
Dennis🗣️: Daddy You remember John wey dey
carry first for our whole school? he failed🤧
Papa Dennis: that’s terrible😕,what happened?🙄
Dennis🗣️: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me tutorial for house? He failed too.😐
Papa Dennis: what’s causing the poor performance?😕
Dennis🗣️: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o,Even
Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed
too😌.
Papa Dennis🗣️: so how was your own result?📜
Dennis🗣️: You also remember Paul, our senior
prefect? He failed🤧.
Papa Dennis🗣️: Enough!! (Angrily😠) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!😒
Dennis🗣️: (angrily😡) If all those people failed, wetin You expect for my own result?? I be witch? 😩
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A man called his son in South Africa last
week &
said, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell
you that
your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five
years of
misery is enough”.
“Dad, what are you talking about?'” the son
screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any
longer”, the
father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m
sick of
talking about this, so you call your sister in
USA and tell
her”.
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who
explodes on the
phone, “Like hell they’re getting divorced”, she
shouts,
“I’ll take care of this”.
She calls home immediately and screams at
her father,
“You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a
single thing
until I get there. I’m calling my brother back
and we’ll
both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a
thing, DO
YOU HEAR ME?”and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to
his wife.
“I told you, it’s done! They are coming home
for
Christmas” 😂😂😂💕.
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