In my mind, I was like, what can this old man do, can he even run?

My grandfather's bank was under his carpet, that was the only place he keeps his money.

One day, while he was sleeping, I went and lifted the carpet and took some money.

Before I could tiptoe out of his room he woke up.

And to test my theory of him not doing anything or being able to run, I took off running.

Before I could get to the gate, I heard tawaiiii at the back of my neck.

I fell like a member of man O war.

Face flat!

I thought I had died!

I saw my spirit walk away from my body.

By the time my spirit reunited with my body and I stood up, I saw him putting another stone in the catapult he used to shoot me.

I started walking toward him with my hands above my head like a thief.

Crying like I lost my child.

I quietly handed his money back to him and wrote down the lesson I learned the hard way.

I planned to steal the catapult but realized the old dude has many others.

I respected myself.

And left the house. 

Papa, I have forgiven you but I won't forget.

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It happened like this

She's a girl I met in 2016 via Facebook, we became friends we talk, chat, and call each other, we've been just social media friends we never met each other physically till 2019 when we met in PH for the first time, it WI didn't stay together for more than 10minutes she left, we were still talking

Fast forward to this year I relocated to Abuja and she lives here also. We decided to date each other, she was staying with her sister here while I just rented an apartment, she visited me and passed the night in my house (yes we had sex) so from that day, she started complaining about her sister giving her troubles, always punishing her, she always quarrel with her, soany complain, she said she want to get an apartment, I said OK I will help her get one but first she needs to start working at least when I get the apartment for her she can be able to pay her bills she said OK, 2weeka after she told her that her sister had issues with her husband and she's packing out of the house that her sister is relocating to ph and her sister asked her to leave the house or stay with her husband

She said she can't stay with her sister husband, I then told her to come to my place and stay, she agreed.

Now my problem is this, since she been here she sleep wake up eat morning afternoon and evening, she's not bothered about working anymore like she became so lazy to go out and look for work, I spend lots of money every week making sure we've enough to eat at home. But I'm really getting tired of everything

I don't know how to ask her to leave and again she don't have anywhere to go to, excepts her village or her sister place in Lagos, she has lots of friends here in Abuja but they're not good friends to her, I stopped her from associating with them, but this time if she want to go back to them, I don't mind, I really need space

Please note she's my girlfriend, we are both in our early 20's

I want the best way to ask her to leave that won't cause problem.