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Make Your Girl Laugh!!
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1. Teacher : “Anyone who thinks they are stupid may stand up!â€
Nobody stands up
Teacher : “I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!â€
Little Johnny stands up*
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Teacher : “Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?â€
Little Johnny : “No… i just feel bad that you're standing alone…â€
2. Police : Where do you live?
Me : With my parents
Police : Where do your parents live?
Me : With me
Police : Where do you all live?
Me : Together
Police : Where is your house?
Me : Next to my neighbors house
Police : Where is your neighbors house?
Me : If i tell you, you wont believe me.
Police : Tell me
Me : Next to my house
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The Bat And The Weasels
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A bat fell to the ground and was caught by a Weasel, and was just going to be killed and eaten when it begged to be let go. The Weasel said he couldn’t do that because he was an enemy of all birds on principle. “Oh! Please spare me! I have a family, a wife and to children. But I am not a bird at all. I am a mouse,†said the bat.
“So you are! Now I come to look at you!†said the Weasel and let it go.
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Some time after this, the bat was caught in just the same way by another Weasel, and as before, begged for its life. “No, I never let a mouse go by any chance! I do not let you go!†said the Weasel. The clever bat wanted to get rid of the Weasel and said “But I am not a mouse! I have wings, I can fly! I am a bird! â€
“Why so you are?†said the Weasel and, he too, let the bat go. Once again, the bat was set free by the Weasel. Thinking on his feet and improvising has safe the bat from two tough situations.
MORAL: IT’S WISE TO TURN THE CIRCUMSTANCES TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!
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