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Bedroom Jokes
~1.2 mins read
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter. Love and share to someone else to know this. If it's true
follow up with Natural family planning
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JustJokes
Jokes For Accountants Part 1
~1.0 mins read
Q: Why don’t accountants make good comedians?
A: They get too caught up in the gross income!
Q: Why did the accountant break up with their calculator?
A: Because they feel like they’re just going through the motions!
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost!
Q: Why did the banker switch careers?
A: He lost interest!
Q: Why don’t accountants ever tell jokes?
A: They don’t want to risk an audit!
Q: Why did the financial planner get kicked out of the zoo?
A: He tried to balance the books!
Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance?
A: A very late night!
Q: Why did the accountant get excited at the weekend? A: Because he could finally wear casual clothes to “work”!
Q: Why did the auditor cross the road?
A: Because that’s what they did last year!
Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at!
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