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Pet Jokes: The Case Of The Invisible Dog
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When the Peterson family moved into their new house, they were thrilled to find a friendly and energetic dog named Buster already living in the backyard. The only problem? Buster was completely invisible! At first, the Petersons were puzzled by Buster's invisible presence, but they quickly adapted, taking him for walks on a leash that seemed to float in mid-air and pretending to throw invisible balls for him to fetch. Despite Buster's invisibility, he quickly became a beloved member of the family, with the Petersons regaling their friends with tales of their invisible adventures.
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Intellectual Jokes For The Smart. Part Eleven
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Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A: Stuck!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel?
A: By hare-plane.
Q: What runs but never walks?
A: A hose.
Q: Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, because they have two lips.
Q: What did the spoon say to the knife?
A: “You’re so sharp!”
Q: How did the hairdresser win the race?
A: She knew a shortcut.
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they are always in a school.
Q: What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
A: Dinner’s on me tonight.
Q: What did the circle say to the triangle?
A: I don’t see your point.
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