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Jokes For Accountants Part 1
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Q: Why don’t accountants make good comedians?
A: They get too caught up in the gross income!
Q: Why did the accountant break up with their calculator?
A: Because they feel like they’re just going through the motions!
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost!
Q: Why did the banker switch careers?
A: He lost interest!
Q: Why don’t accountants ever tell jokes?
A: They don’t want to risk an audit!
Q: Why did the financial planner get kicked out of the zoo?
A: He tried to balance the books!
Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance?
A: A very late night!
Q: Why did the accountant get excited at the weekend? A: Because he could finally wear casual clothes to “work”!
Q: Why did the auditor cross the road?
A: Because that’s what they did last year!
Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at!
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Your Cough Is Worse
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Once when a group of pilgrims came for an audience with Pope Leo XIII, he was having fever. Nevertheless the pope met them.
He continued to speak even after the usual 30 minutes. But when the Pontiff went much beyond the scheduled time his personal doctor Dr Laponi was a much worried man. To remind the Pope of the time factor, he came close to the Pope and coughed once. It did not have effect on the Pontiff. So Laponi kept on coughing. At long last the Pope closed the audience, went to his room and giving some tablets to the doctor said : "You seem to be more sick than I and certainly your cough is worse than mine.
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