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1" pls If I tell you good night and you still see me on line, mind your business, I will text you tomorrow. Stop distracting my dreams.

2" Fnuny tnihg abuot tihs fackbooe uptdae is taht eevn tohugh wodrs are mseessed up fackbooek addicts can sitil raed it....

3" If a girl can cheat on a rich man who drives big cars, who are you Kenneth with an itel phone with Nokia Charger

4" Ladies please don't let a man drinking Smirnoff ice insult you, Talk to him woman to woman

5" Forget about dog, have u even been chased by tolotolo, that animal is a cultist oooo

6" Boys will be complaining dat girls cannot date or marry a guy without money... My brother

Can u also date or marry a girl without womb?

7" If you get arrested and they say you'll only be released when your bae calls...

How long will you stay there ?

8" Ordinary one slap i gave one soldier & they beat me like non living thing . Am coming for revenge with all my Facebook friends

9" The best exercise for women is counting money,it relieves joint pains,headache& normalize their blood pressure

Ladies how is d volume?

10" Naso she carry 2k enter boutique dey test trouser of 25k,now the zip don spoil

11" Naija frustration don make my neighbor wey be science student to go and do I.T for police station.

12" If he's angry at you for no reason, calm him down, hold his waist, bring his head closer to you.Then give him a heavy knock

13" Aunty How do you expect somebody that is using Samsung phone with infinix charger, Tecno powerbank And Nokia earpiece to be faithful

14" *African Mom and their Insult Sef*

Mom": Natasha go and keep this Spoon in the Kitchen.

Natasha": Mom Where did you say I should keep it..

Mom": Come Drop am for my Head, Idiot!

15" try Dodging ur Mom's Slap you will explain why you join cult in the family meetings ur Mom go even add am salt saying" This boy Nearly Kill me today if Not for Papa Chyboy

16" My sister Before you wear that torn underwear, ask yourself, what if I faint in public , "

...Which 0ne Burst ur Brain pass??

1. 2019 : Stay away from Negative people

2020 : Stay away from Positive people

....this life ehh

2. You are a side chick and you want to leave your slippers outside, eeyrrrr who taught you that.*

3. I went to a wedding last week, my village people forgot to follow me, guess what happened, they started sharing rice from my seat*

4. That Song "EKWUEME" can make u return stolen meat with tears in your eye

5. A lot has happened to me this year. I think I lived 3 years in one year.*

2020, 2020max, 2020 pro max.

6. You've asked 25 girls out in 1 month, and none of them agreed, my bro can't you see that womanizing is not your call,

why don't you buy Bible and try evangelism?

7. Dear single ladies, I want to tell you the bitter truth. . .That ur 300 likes and above always chase potential future husband away.

8. When a married man is commenting on others lady's photos, He need to say. "I and my wife are saying

Cute you dear"

9. Sista, You want a man with a car, but your Father couldn't buy it in 1970 when it was still 15,000 naira only

10. Anambra people at it again ooo.. Raycon just leceived 85mirrion Naila just rike that..

Which number totori you