"Huh,omorr, nothing dey oo,wetin u go give them na? I asked dropping my phone to face him.

   

We just finished our second semester Examination and still battling with the 'Injury time' (Sapa mode).

   My Roommate just announced the coming of Amaka and her roommate,such a wrong timing,we could barely feed a day and now two girls are coming over to our lodge.

       I could see streams of sweat on my roomie's face,he was confused and helpless,he's been begging Amaka for months now to come visiting,and she's been postponing and giving all sort of Excuses for her coming over untill now when things are hard. Omorr💔.

"Don't worry bro,we go just collect soft drinks and snacks from Mama Ebuka". I suggested, tapping him gently.

   "Guy!!!,I dey owe that Woman 1k oo,where do u think all the Garri and sugar been coming from,na 'buy and promise to pay later scheme'....

 

    "Ahhhh,bro!!!", I shouted cutting him off.

     "Shit!,bro she's calling oo,guess they are here already,I will go pick them up",with that he washed his face and went to get them.

In a speed of light,I ran to the bathroom,took a quick shower and soon I was looking all fresh and cool.

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"Hey girls,meet my roommate Andy...Bro meet Amaka and Dija"

   We all exchanged pleasantries,I must say the girls were super cute and had all stuffs endowed .🥰😋.

Once,my mind was made up,I was going to buy stuffs using our normal scope,"buy and promise to pay later" but this time,I changed plug, instead of Mama Ebuka,I went to Mummy Ade's shop.

In no time,I returned,"hey beautiful ladies,here", I teased handing the drinks and snacks to them.

Once I signaled my Roomie and he followed me leaving the two girls in the room.

Right in the kitchen,my Roomie started,"bro you are a champ,how did u do it?he asked smiling as he gave a light hug.

  "Normal thing guy,na from mummy Ade side shaa", I snapped.

      "Sharp guy,how u see those fish na,set ba?😋

   "Damn!over make sense jorr,see full package na guy!

We both smiled silently and shook hands.

"How far,make we soak Garri chop, take see front na" he suggested.

"Ohh yea"... I agreed.

We soaked the last Garri without Sugar before joining the girls in the room.

    "nice one Sapa". I cursed silently upon seeing the girls enjoying themselves.

#Fiction

©ANDY

   I have been cooking something nice for us and now it's ready to be served,I bring to y'all,'the chronicles of SAPA',a record of events (diary) of how students strives and survives in times of 'Brokeness' (SAPA).

The word SAPA is a popular Nigerian slangy Expression to mean, totally broke,to be without funds, sometimes could mean hard times;no food, no money.😩💔

SAPA respects no one,he humbles you and renders one helpless when it strikes.🤣

So stay close,follow me as I drop hot episodes of the 'Chronicles of SAPA',time of posting isn't defined,I will be posting at will, could be anytime.🤝

So let's roll!

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©ANDY