2. Heart break is not when your lōve leaves you.......Heart break: is when your newly wedded wife is in the kitchen preparing dinner and she ask "honey how many maggi should i put in the pounded yam??"😭

3. Yesterday I proposed to my girlfriend, and she started cryīng and I collected my ring back, because I promised to Neva make her cry.🤣l🏃

4. Dear Nigeria politicians if u don't know how to speak English please shūt up..which one is "take the lead and follow me"??😒

5. Whether u write 'sēx' as 's3x' or pūssy as 'posay' or dīck as 'd!ck'. The thunder that will strīke you will still strike u.

U cannot do bojuboju for Thunder.😏

6. So you lick a gīrl like ice cream in between her lēgs but when your friend drink sachet water and leave some, you tear other part and drink

Keep it up Mr. Hygiene.😂

7. Pls can someone snap N1000 recharge card and send it to me then I will snap N1000 naira note and send it to d person. They don't have N1000 card in dis area. God bless you.🙏

8. I saw an āshawo today singing "u raise me up so I can stand on mounting, hmmm I wonder how the mounting will look like😋

9. Sometimes you should trust Gōd and walk out of a supermarket without paying🚶🏃

10. That awkward moment when after inserting a Disc in your dvd and find out its a pōrn video.....immediately, nepa takes light and brings it back in the night when ur entire family has gathered to watch d film showing last memory. Do you remember when that old woman told you "We shall see" That time has come😂

11. When you are in love, wonders happen. But once you get married, you wonder, what happened.

If you experience, you know.

12. Igbo boys if u want to tōast her do it well which one is "Looking at look of things you resemble familiar"🙆

13. Garri is scarce and expensive and u are here claiming u have big cassava ..please bro release the cassava, my people are hūngry.😒

14. From Lagos to East is B9500, I dey crāze🤔 pls if u see anyone hanging on Dangote trailer...just know is me😲🏃

15. Girls will be using

“Greet your girlfriend for me” format to check if you have girlfriend or not..See we've have catch you all now!!!😏

U people should go and start prizing Benz o oct 3rd is nor far again😊

16. On my wedding day, any girl that will look more beautiful than my wife will be chāsed out...i hāte confusion🙄🚶

17. Dating a shōrt girl is not d problem but wen u are about to cross d road nd people start telling u to hold ur sister hand👫

 

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This is something you can do yourself at home.

Many have wasted a lot of money on insecticide, not knowing that there is also another way through which you can also get rid of insects both the ones flying and creeping in your house which what it takes to get them permanently rid off in your house and compound is at your disposal.

It has been working, just that many people do not knw about it, many of us make use of Kerosene, same as everyone use Salt and also detergent is in everyone’s home because it is one of most used in many families. Get an empty container (it could be Eva water empty container) get salt, Kerosene and any detergent of your choice and follow this steps provided below.

HOW TO MIX INGREDIENTS TOGETHER.

Get the empty container, pour about 10 tea spoon of Salt into the empty container, get any detergent of your choice, pour like 100 naira detergent into the container, Now get your Kerosene, pour till it gets to half of the container and then cover the container and shake it very well. When u want to apply it, make a little hole on the cover of the container and apply gently.

Have you been disturbed by mosquitoes, bedbugs, ants, flies, centipede, snakes, lizard, insects, reptile of all sorts, both creeping and flying insects, now their ends are here. After mixing ingredients together, you can now apply them where necessary to kill any insects disturbing your peace in the house.

Apply in and around your compound every three (3) days to avoid snakes and any creepy creature, for bedbugs, apply it around the affected places including on the foam and see the wonder of the mixture, for mosquitoes, drop around some strategic places around your room and leave for 20mins, your peace is restored, for flies, drop around the places, and u won’t see them again.