I came outside yesterday night to ease myself , when I saw Mama Nkechi Sneaking into Oga landlord's flat Omo people bad oh , I thought this woman is a Saint , anyway everyday is for the thief and one day is for the owner , After easing myself I went straight to Oga landlord's flat(Make I go observe wetin dey sup ) when I got there I discovered that they shut the door so I stood there wondering what to do boom a thought came to my mind and I decided to try the back door , when I got to the backyard Fortunately for me they forgot to lock it , so I entered Gently and checked the parlour but I didn't see them there I only saw wine in a glass on the table so I took the wine and drink it , Omo man must enjoy , After that I decided to check the room as I got to the door I hear mama nkechi screaming (Harder harder, I love you) So Oga landlord get strength like this Omo I entered the room and they were shocked to see me , so they started begging me not to tell anyone about what I saw , shey this people dey whine me ni , I told them that I will only agree to that if Oga landlord will agree to sign that I won't pay rent for 2 years and we will host a compound prayer meeting , so he agreed to do what I said , so I left , The next morning He brought me the receipt for two years house rent , Omo like this now eh this landlord think say I no wise I go show am say na me be diala Emmanuel , So that night they called for the compound prayer and i was asked to pray , Omo make I come cast everywhere , so I started the prayer: O lord we thank you for today forgive us our sins for we are sinners come and wash us to be whiter than snow , Lord I pray that you should remove the spirit of cheating from Oga landlord so I won't catch him and mama nkechi doing kelewa in the room again , Omo everybody became surprised and shouted ehh na so landlady grab mama nkechi come see beating , as she was beating Mama nkechi in anger calling her all sorts of names, She asked the neighbors to help her deal with her husband Omo they gave him the beating of his life , As you are reading this now, Mama nkechi and Oga landlord is in ward 8 University of Benin teaching hospital , Make I go find food chop abeg I no dey support bad thing

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1.Why is KFC chicken so expensive.....

Did the chicken attend private school..

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2.Igbo children be like;

"Palents risten to ya chirldlen,

We are d lizard of tomollow".

na joke o

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3.Nollywood will not kill me oooo. Hw can

they open casket and the corpse is sweating

. Just leav me Am nt feeling fine

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4.I asked my neighbour for iron, he said i

shud use it in his room..

Few days later..

He asked for my broom and i told him to use

it in my room.

Lkm issa pay back something

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5.Owerri Boys be like "My name is Ramanus

ikechukwu peter"

But my friends call me R.I.P

fada lawd tak my soul

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6. Dating a fat girl is romantic until the when you want to throw her on the bed and the Bed divide like red sea

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7.Imagine, bike man carrying me Singing"if i

die make u no cry 4 me" oga must i die wit u?

Drop me here bfore thunder wey no get break

fire u

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8.After taking tramadol 600mg & Agbara

bitter, seven man power..

Then phone rings...

*Girl: sorrie i cant mak it Today

*Guy: you will never mak it in life..

Lkm

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9.Guys with pinks lips on fb, but when you see

them in real life, their lips be like burnt

offering

Let me run bfore dey catch me

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