1.Why is KFC chicken so expensive.....

Did the chicken attend private school..🤓

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2.Igbo children be like;

"Palents risten to ya chirldlen,

We are d lizard of tomollow".

na joke o 🤓😂

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3.Nollywood will not kill me oooo. Hw can

they open casket and the corpse is sweating

. Just leav me Am nt feeling fine 😅😎

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4.I asked my neighbour for iron, he said i

shud use it in his room..

Few days later..

He asked for my broom and i told him to use

it in my room.

Lkm issa pay back something🤓😂

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5.Owerri Boys be like "My name is Ramanus

ikechukwu peter"

But my friends call me R.I.P

fada lawd tak my soul 🤓😂🤣

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6. Dating a fat girl is romantic until the when you want to throw her on the bed and the Bed divide like red sea 🤣😂

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7.Imagine, bike man carrying me Singing"if i

die make u no cry 4 me" oga must i die wit u?

Drop me here bfore thunder wey no get break

fire u 😂🤓

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8.After taking tramadol 600mg & Agbara

bitter, seven man power..

Then phone rings...

*Girl: sorrie i cant mak it Today

*Guy: you will never mak it in life..

Lkm 😁🤓😝

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9.Guys with pinks lips on fb, but when you see

them in real life, their lips be like burnt

offering

Let me run bfore dey catch me 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️😋😅

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I came outside yesterday night to ease myself 😌, when I saw Mama Nkechi Sneaking into Oga landlord's flat🙆‍♂️ Omo people bad oh , I thought this woman is a Saint 🙄, anyway everyday is for the thief and one day is for the owner 😁, After easing myself I went straight to Oga landlord's flat🚶(Make I go observe wetin dey sup 😏) when I got there I discovered that they shut the door 🚪 so I stood there wondering what to do boom 💥 a thought 💭 came to my mind 😁 and I decided to try the back door 🚶, when I got to the backyard Fortunately for me they forgot to lock 🔒 it , so I entered Gently and checked the parlour but I didn't see them there 😏I only saw wine in a glass🍷 on the table so I took the wine and drink it 😋 , Omo man must enjoy 😁, After that I decided to check the room as I got to the door 🚪 I hear mama nkechi screaming 😱 (Harder harder, I love you) So Oga landlord get strength like this 🙆‍♂️ Omo I entered the room and they were shocked to see me 😌, so they started begging me not to tell anyone about what I saw 🙏, shey this people dey whine me ni 🙄, I told them that I will only agree to that if Oga landlord will agree to sign that I won't pay rent for 2 years and we will host a compound prayer meeting 😌, so he agreed to do what I said 😁 , so I left , The next morning He brought me the receipt 🧾 for two years house 🏠 rent , Omo like this now eh this landlord think say I no wise 🙄 I go show am say na me be diala Emmanuel 😌, So that night they called for the compound prayer and i was asked to pray 😁🙏, Omo make I come cast everywhere 😌, so I started the prayer: O lord we thank you for today 😁 forgive us our sins for we are sinners 😓🙏 come and wash us to be whiter than snow 🌨️, Lord I pray 🙏 that you should remove the spirit of cheating from Oga landlord so I won't catch him and mama nkechi doing kelewa in the room again 😌, Omo everybody became surprised and shouted 🙆🏻🙆‍♂️ ehh na so landlady grab mama nkechi 🤣 come see beating 😌, as she was beating Mama nkechi in anger calling her all sorts of names🤬, She asked the neighbors to help her deal with her husband Omo they gave him the beating of his life 😁, As you are reading this now, Mama nkechi and Oga landlord is in ward 8 University of Benin teaching hospital 🏥😌, Make I go find food chop abeg I no dey support bad thing 😌🚶🤣

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