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Percy
DENNIS MUST BE A COMRADEFor A Long Time Dennis Has Been Battling With A Leak In ...
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✍️🤣DENNIS MUST BE A COMRADE🤣✍️
For a long time Dennis has been battling with a leak in his roof.🌨️
One night there was a very heavy down pour, he had to move from one corner of his room to the other to avoid drops from his roof, this made him have a sleepless night.🛌❤️
The next morning he decided to fix his roof, after scouting for ladder in his neighbourhood, he tried to climb to the roof, climbing wasn't easy he panted and sweated but successfully climbed to the roof, as he was about to fix the damage, he heard a knock on his door.🚪👊
He yelled from the top of his voice 🗣️"who is that?" 🙄
🧔A good looking young man showed up at the ground and said, 🗣️"excuse me, can I see you?" Dennis asked🗣️ "what is it you want to tell me?"
The young man said🗣️ "just spare me one minute". Dennis climbed back to the ground, looking tired and asked🗣️ "what can I do for you?"
The young man said🗣️ "can you give me 💴N2000? I want to travel to see my friend but I don't have enough Money"😔🙏
Dennis thought for a while and said🗣️"FOLLOW ME",the two of them started climbing to the roof, panting and gasping for breath😫, they got to the roof, after panting for one minute Dennis turned to the young man and said 🗣️"I DON'T HAVE"😒
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Percy
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I found a funny joke: LittleJohnny,
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you.
Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!", try this app: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.fireshooters.joke
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