1. I'm scāred of marrying a slay queen cus I don't want to come home &hear her telling my kids L is for Lashes,M is for Mascara, N is for Nyash pād, P is for Pancakes, E is for Eye 𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙡😏👩‍👧‍👦

2. . It is impøssible to līck your shoulder. 

        99.9% of people reading this post don't know that. 

  Why are you līcking your shoulder na, you are not a døg. I am just playing with you 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

3. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was .....after guessing for 15 mins,I removed his hands and i saw a mad man...... Bros,comma see temple 𝙧𝙪𝙣🏃🏃

4..I went to bank to withdraw today..

Can you believe the ATM machine told me" Happy girlfriend day! Will you take me out? "

😯😯😯

5" So you 𝙖𝙧𝙚 in a police Van..

And you are waving at me..😒😒

How many times will I tell you that I don't like greeting strangers

😏😏😏

6" My broda No matter how life treat you.. Don't ever wear Jeans with Lace...

e get why

😐😐😐😐

7" If you see a brick layer drinking beer in the afternoon, just know that a bag of cement have disappeared.

🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

8" Me as a Lawyer: My Lord no dey shout for me, na person I come defend, no be me thief the plantain

😊😊😊😊

9. Ladies that use naked hands

to carry hot pot.

My brother you better be careful. Because, if they slap you errrhh.

You will prefer thūnder ⚡😂

10. A drunkard falls from the 1st floor of a storey

building.

A nearby crowd rushes to help him:

Crowd: What happened?

Drunkard: I don't know ooo. I also just arrived😂

11. The moment you are struggling for food at a wedding and mistakenly disconnect the speaker wire with your leg😂😂

12. That moment when you are in a family gathering, and that stubborn child took your wallet without your notice, she opened it and brought out a sachet of cøndom in the presence of everybody, she went straight to your father and told him "Daddy please open this chocolate for me

I hope you enjoyed your self it is comedy Nite @boluwa

Was it funny??? #comedynites

I don ready ooooo. 

hmmmm day ready now to teach my piple how to use this smartphone wet day their hand

Many piple get smart phone but all there fit do na to day post post day do do rubbish online

I will teach only the first 10 piple Digital marketing fr free 

It is a 3days class the first batch will be on mon _ wed 

This is not fake legit message me now or just comment interested 

My piple e don happen ooooo