The wife decided not to remarry or have sexual relationship

with another man, instead she cut off her late husband's

pen*is and mounted it to the wall.

Each night she went to the wall and satisfied herself.

One day the neighbour Mr. Leke found out what was

happening, and he made a hole through the wall, removed the

dead man’s pen*is and put his own pen*is and waited for the

lady.

Unfortunately that same day the lady came with a knife and

said “darling, we are moving to a new house today.”* 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

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God Bless You

1).The way my p😂nis looks innocent when bathing... You may think it will go to heaven

2) I withdrew 20k yesterday and decided to feel like a big man. I stood at a corner in my room and sprayed the money in the air, now am looking for where 1k enter, which kind wahala be this

3) I can't stop laughing and crying at the same time, when I overheard a girl telling her boyfriend that"even WhatsApp status video last longer than you"

4) when you come home late at night and find your mum standing like this

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just call on neighbours to beg for you.

5) My neighbor came drunk today and has been knocking at his own door since morning... Should I tell him that he is not around

6) If you are going through a tough time now I want you to know that it's your turn my friend, go through it

7)My sister when you meet your next boyfriend,love him with all your LUNGS, Your HEART has suffered a lot..Even with your legs

8) U will go to NIGERIAN movies evil forest and be seeing pure water sachets and fanta, so the spirit are now drinking fanta an pure water

9) If you're calling a Girl and she is not picking up, Send her airtime, Remove one digit and

wait, she will call you, wisdom oo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10) A naked woman robbed a bank and no man saw her face Men can be useless at times what were they looking at🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

11) Some ladies who pretends they don't like sex, if you hear how they ask for second round"should i return my pants,Or"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

12) it's only in Africa we always pray before we start meeting, den lie, argue, insult, fight, den After dat we thank God for a successful meeting🤣😂😂🤣😂

13) what will you gain from this after reading this post and laughing without giving a like and comment on it😥🙄

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