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Laugh Your Heart Out
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An Arab Man stops a Taxi and entered.

He said to the driver, "Please turn off the radio"Β 

The driver glared at him, ignored what he said and continued driving without saying a word, few seconds later, the man repeats;

"Please turn off the radio for in the time of the prophet, there was no radio and my religion decreed I should not listen to it especially the western music because they sing of their infidelity and all."

Then the driver turned off the radio, came down and opened the door for the man to go down..Β 

The man was stunned, and asked him why he did that, he replied; "In the time of the prophet, there was no car. So please come down and wait for camel."πŸ˜‚

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EMMANUEL AND THE GREEDY CYNTHIA
~1.9 mins read

Yesterday afternoon I was very sad due to the fact that my phone is getting bad everyday πŸ˜”, so I started thinking about how to get a new one (maybe one of my rich fan 😁 fit dash me one 😁), The thought of my phone πŸ“± getting bad daily wanted to weigh me down πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ, so I decided to take a walk around our Area at least watching those that are playing football ⚽ will help me forget my phone issues for a while😁, after dressing up I sneaked into aunty Jenny's room knowing fully well that she's outside πŸ₯±, I used her perfume and ran out through the backdoor πŸƒ, Omo fine boy like me shi shi no gum me πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ, As I was about to cross to the other side of the road πŸ›£οΈ I heard diala diala , shey this one don't have respect ni calling my surname anyhow πŸ™„, I turned and saw a girl running towards me 😏: Good morning I am Cynthia one of your social media fan 😁 and I love your funny stories 😁 (aww see as I dey smile like goat 😏) thanks dear 😌 I replied her , so she was like can we go and chill in that eatery over there, Omo as I turn na chicken republic 😁,who no like better thing 😌, So when we got inside she we sat down and one of the waitress came to our table with the MENU , She ordered fried rice 🍚 and chicken πŸ— with chivita for two 😌, Make I enjoy my life small😁 not up to 10 Minutes she was done with the food and ordered another set of food πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ, omo this girl dey chop oh😏 anyway na her money shaa 🚢so she ordered for takeaway and the waitress brought the takeaway and the bill which was #38,400 Ahhh for this small food and meat wey no even big πŸ™„, anyway it's none of my business so when we were done with the food , the waitress asked : Are you paying with your card or cash😌 ,Omo that was when I noticed that her bag was empty and she told the waitress that am the one that's paying for everything that she has nothing with her πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ Chai me wey find money to buy new phone πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ, but a thought came to my mind and I told the waitress not to worry that am gonna pay 😌 so I asked Cynthia to wait while I go withdraw in the bank close to the eatery with withdrawal slip since am not with my card 😁, she agreed, immediately I came out of the eatery , Omo come and see temple run πŸƒπŸ€£ As you are reading this now Cynthia is now working as a cleaner to pay her debt πŸ₯± GOD OF WISDOM I THANK YOU 😌🚢🀣

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