I don’t get it 🤔

2. What are the signs of a failing relationship?

1. Deafness: I didn’t hear the phone ring.

2. Blindness: I didn’t notice your missed calls

3. Busy: when you called, I was frying stone.

3. I can’t find you anywhere: Can we meet? Oh, I’m going to the moon with my mother.

4. Online but not chatting: I’m just checking my data to see if the sun is shining. Welcome oo 😅

5. The issue with ugly people is that they always blame the camera 😂😅

6. Wife no scarce, na you dey find Mary Slessor with a touch of cardi B 🤷🤷

7. You see someone with a good house and a good car. You are shouting vanity. Oh, so nobody has reminded you that poverty is also vanity.