When they start giving you the green light, just know the bill is coming.

2. Some girls get wahala oo. Why would you go out and have only to get pregnant and exclaim, “Oh God, this can’t be me!”

Who do you want it to be, my sister? Me?

3. Buying flowers for your Village girlfriend is not a problem. The problem is when you get a text from her the next day that says, “boo, the vegetables you bought me tasted somehow” Na wa oooooo and village girls 😂😂

4. Abeg, which part of Nigeria is my fatherland? I’m broke and want to sell my own portion 🤷😂

5. She asks you for money, and you complain that she loves money; she decides not to ask you again, and you tell her she has another boyfriend.

What exactly is your problem, my brother

“That was true love.”

2. When you want to pull away or withdraw, she holds you tight

My brother just whispered into her ear; you will raise this child alone

3. Some visitors mind shaaa, they serve you food you tell them to help you change the meat. Oga, you well so 😂😂

4. One of the benefits of being a beautiful girl is that you will buy something and pay with your phone number. Slay queens can relate 😂

5. My brother hustle ooo, make them no hold your hand for Club dey tell Bouncers e dey with me 🌚

6. The good thing about a one-room apartment is that you can see all of your properties when you wake up.