No, be onli una Sabi craze. Mtcheew 😒

2. It is not always the Tailor’s fault.

My sister, na you no get the same shape as the lady in the catalog 😂😂😂

3. You can’t date a guy who lives with his parents, but you can date a guy who lives with his wife. Heaven is far from you, my sister 😂😂

4. I have a CERTIFICATE in, a DIPLOMA in caring, a DEGREE in loving, a MASTERS in petting, and a Ph.D. Any vacancy? 😂

5. Just a reminder to all married people: If you promised your wife/husband that you would love her/him 24 hours a day, start now 

When they start giving you the green light, just know the bill is coming.

2. Some girls get wahala oo. Why would you go out and have only to get pregnant and exclaim, “Oh God, this can’t be me!”

Who do you want it to be, my sister? Me?

3. Buying flowers for your Village girlfriend is not a problem. The problem is when you get a text from her the next day that says, “boo, the vegetables you bought me tasted somehow” Na wa oooooo and village girls 😂😂

4. Abeg, which part of Nigeria is my fatherland? I’m broke and want to sell my own portion 🤷😂

5. She asks you for money, and you complain that she loves money; she decides not to ask you again, and you tell her she has another boyfriend.

What exactly is your problem, my brother