1. torn trousers were as a sign of poverty long ago, but now it's a fashion. That why I can't throw away my torn boxer, who knows what 2moro may bring? 😁😂😋😊

2. if the price of rice does not come down on my wedding day, I will cook beans with garri 😂😋😂😂😋

3. na only poverty dey make person say washing machine dey spoil cloths 😀😁😊😋😊

4. Ghana girls will watch all telenovelas yet when they ki$$ you, it make noice like infinix screenshot "kekraw" 😂😁😉😆😀😋

5. calling me brother when you know am in love with you is another level of w!tchcraft 😈👿👹👺

6. I mistakenly br0]ke my mom's memory card 😣😣, now I have to sing EKUEME to her twice in the morning... three times in the evening 😂😂😂😂

7. some of you girls are still single because after eating on a date, instead of using a toothpick, you start using your tongue to do MCXI MXI MXCIX 😂😂😂😂

8. my Ex posted on her status "everything I touch becomes beautiful ; I told her to touch her face and she block me 😁😀😂😂😋😋

9. watching vampire m0vies at night can be very sweet until NEPA takes light and your front door open by itself boom! 😂😁😊😉😋

10. màd peoples will just laugh and go after reading dis and refuse to react and comment 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

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Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.⚰️

As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.🍋🍋🍋

A few minutes later, a drunkard called 🧔Dennis on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying, 🗣️"One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you"⚖️✌️

🧔He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church⛪ nearby, for the priest, 👴Father, please come with me. Come and witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery.⚖️⚰️

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued, 🗣"One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you"...

Suddenly, the voice stopped counting and said🗣️"What about the two at the gate?🙄

🧔Dennis and the priest👴 almost ran past the church gate🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💨...shouting, 🗣️"We are not dead yet oh🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️

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