Anytime someone brings his or her phone to me to snap them, I take my time. I focus. I calculate the angles and corners. 

 

I act like a cameraman because I know you are dressed up for this moment and if the picture turns out nice, you will love it. It will remain in your gallery and you will never forget me.

 

I thought I was doing good until people started knocking on my door every day. Once they wear any fine clothes, the next person they remember is me. This is how I turned cameraman without training.

 

This afternoon I was dressed to go out and I asked one of my neighbors whom I usually snap, to snap me.

 

I expected him to take the same amount of time I take, but he was just clicking on the shutter anyhow.

 

"Bros take your time. Snap me well."

 

"Praises, you the talk like say I no the take my time. This picture is fine. You go like am"

 

After posing for some minutes, I got discouraged.

 

I collected my phone and thanked him.

 

This evening I settled down to edit pictures but instead, I found thirty-four 2 seconds videos.

 

I didn't know he was videoing me for 1second and ending the video.

 

Grown-up man.

 

With bear bear and android phone o.

 

There is nothing like mistake there.

 

This guy did it purposely so that I won't call him again.

 

I will wait for him tomorrow. Even though he didn't ask me to snap him I will volunteer. 

 

He must feel this pain I am feeling now.

 

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