???????????? Wait o! Shebi you people say when somebody marry anything you have or buy belongs to nobody and everybody! Abi you people have changed it ni????????!

My people Good Evening ooo????????‍♀️????????‍♀️????????‍♀️????????‍♀️! Make una come put mouth! ????????

Apparently, this week Nnewi man found a new love oo! ( If you find new love, won't you share with your darling wife ????????). Normally, he loves peanut and he buys them once in a while. This time around I don't know where he stumbled on a new brand of peanuts ooo. And this ones were honey coated peanut!????????????.

I wil not lie sha even though me I use to get pimples from eating so much groundnut, this new peanut he found was very sweet Sha????! On Monday,he bought 5 and gave me only 1( Shey you people can see ????????????). By Wednesday,he bought the peanut in small carton ooo????????????!

Shuu, because of peanut na him oga go download 1 carton... anyways ????????‍♀️????????‍♀️????????‍♀️????????‍♀️...to God be the glory ????????????!. Me I didn't know how many was in the carton na. I was na stealing it small small ????????????! It's just small I took nau ????????????! 2 packs here...3 packs there! Just small small to whine mouth too! 

I think at first he didn't notice ????????????! Until fast forward this morning ???????????????? there was a caught! E be like say the peanut go down well well o????????????! Kai which kin tiff I be wey dem catch me so easily ????????!

Nnewi Man: Bia, Yellow pawpaw

Me: Sir ????

Nnewi Man: What happened to my peanuts?

Me:

1. Relationships start with "Can we talk? then goes to "Talk to me baby" And end with "We need to talk" I hope am communicating? ???????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????

2. Forget about d portrait camera???? and the black gate???? Sho le ro amala to felee???????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????

3. Our parent hate 2go & facebook & yet dey send us 2 school 2 go and face book???? Don't leave lemme???????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????? 4. No be say I no get rich uncles & aunties to live with in Lagos, the problem is that small tea & 2 slice of bread no dey do me.???????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????

5. Just because I don't Carry Bible to the church doesn't mean I don't know mary was the Mother of Jesus. E shock you ???? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????

6. Nigeria Bank Account is the only place in the World where 5000+5000 = 9,987.47 ???????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????

7. Let observed 5 minutes of silence ???????????? To our 15-17 old girls who think???????????? Their boyfriends would marry them ????????????????????????????

8. Ladies and Gentlemen ???????????????? Does your parents know that 69 is no longer a number to you??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

9. Ladies:* *If your house maid has never asked for* *a day off* *just know her boyfriend* *is in the same* *house.* * ???????????????????????????????????????? *stop laughing it could be your husband* ???? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????

10. I've not seen that thing that will make me get angry & refuse to eat like where will I get strength to continue vexing???????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????

11. During kissing were did u always put ur hands? Me inside my pocket because the last time i lost my 2k???????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????

12. Ex: Hey i miss you

Him: Can't talk now im at a funeral.

Ex: Ooh I'm sorry, who passed away.

Him: My feelings for you.*???????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????

13. My brother and sister.. if you go to heaven ..and You don't see me, just know that you are in Hell* ???? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????