Enjoy the Evening with this gist😀

DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA:

A woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, "Do you have a vagina??" She slams the door in disgust. 

The next day she hears a knock, opens up and its the same man. He asks the same question the woman slams the door again. Her husband gets home she tells him what happened for the last two days.

The husband says to her, "Honey I'm taking tomorrow off to be home just in case he shows up again." 

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and the husband says, "I'm going to hide behind the door and listen. If it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to see where he is going with this."

The man asks the same question, "Do you have a vagina?" "Yes!" replies the woman. The man replies, "Good!  

Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's own alone and start using yours?"The husband fainted 😃😃😃😳😳😂😂😁😃😄😄

If you are the woman what will you do?

Husband: Knocks the door at midnight 😒😒😒😥

Wife reply :. Go back to were you are coming from 🙆🙆🙆🙆

Husband reply:. Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!!!😂🏃

Wife reply : Go ahead and kill yourself 😒do you think I care 😂

So the husband stand near the dark part of the gate and wait for 2 minutes 😲😲😲😲Then he carry a big stone and throw it into the swimming pool.... !!! Scheweew!!!!!

The wife heard the sound and she open the door and run toward the swimming pool 🙆🙆🙆🙆

The husband quickly sneaks into the house and he lock the door 😂😂😂😂🙆🙆😲

Wife reply:. Open the door or I will shout !!!☹️😡🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Husband reply :.. 🗣️Shout till all the neighbors wake up and come here ☹️🙆🙆🙆

Then you will tell them were you are coming from by this time of the night 😲with only pant and Bra!!.. 🙆😂😂😂😂😂😂