...something just happened right now... ... E don tey wey I don eat this cow meat.... Wetin be the name self ... E dey always dey pepperish laidis.... Ehn ehn...I don remember.....na Kilishi..

... And the last money that was on me na #100... What am I going to do bai oo... One thing must kill a man jo... Lemme goan buy it jo...atleast I go use am drink Garri...I sha decided to goan buy #100 kilishi in the supermart oo.... I entered the mart with a smiling face... I asked one of the ladies in the mart.."Hello beautiful, sorry, I hate to bother. .pls which row can I find Kilishi?" ..she sha directed me to that row...buh when I got there, I didnt see the one kilishi I was looking for, it was another kilishi I saw.... Haha what's going on na ... I sha went to the front to complain o... Buh I complained in a gentlemanly way..because people were plenty in the mart..."My beautiful lady..I didnt see the kilishi I was looking for

" this girl now said.."we have kilishi na, infact one guy just bought 2 packs of kilishi now".. I now moved closer and whisper.."I didnt mean the one in pack.. The one inside nylon..that #100 own is what I dey look for"... Shebi u see how I spoke with a calm voice ... Instead of this stupid lady that God will help me to punish to emulate the way I spoke to her..she just shouted " hahaa.... As Old as you are!!! #100 kilishi!!! Laisé omo primary one!!...the one we have starts from #500..maybe u can take ur leave sir"

... People were now laughing .. I sha used style style to disappear sha ...

I went straight to Aunty Rebecca's shop... "Aunty Rebecca, Ekasan ... Pls gimme #80 naira bread and #20 groundnut ..." I sha sat there and eat it....buh the thing did not reach anything in my stomach... Suddenly I just saw one beautiful girl coming towards aunty Rebecca's shop...she was holding a pack of kilishi and 5 alive pupil abi puppy deni ... She sha greated aunty Rebecca "Sister Rebecca, good afternoon ma...pls I want drop this thing(kilishi & 5alive) here...I want to pick my friend at the junction" she sha took her leave... I sha noticed that the kilishi was looking at me...me too was now looking at it...we were sha looking at ourselves.. God see my mind oo...I did not know the time my hand open the pack to take some portion... What I sha know is that my hand put it in my mouth

... It was pepperish..My hand now took that 5alive and pour it into my mouth ... Is it my fault laidat?

This girl sha came, to my suprise, she just took her things and thank Aunty Rebecca... Haha..wow!! Thank God she didnt know...

My phone battery was low and NEPA did not give us light bai oo...and I said lemme look for where to charge oo...I saw one fine flat.. I knocked.. It was this girl that came out..my heart beat like 2000 times, buh as a smart guy..I ka sara.. She let me in... Buh to be sincere, this girl get breast and nyansh o .. Her friend too was beautiful asf...they were watching one movie on GOtv... The scene they were watching was a critical scene..just like The End...one must not miss it... Buh wetin I dey see for their chest make me lose concentration...I sha mistakenly shake the cables..

...modaran ... These girls were on Fire...they were sha shouting at me.. Her Uncle sha came out..very muscular, Tall, he has six pacs, bicep, tricep... Before he could ask what happen...they have already told him, she now also said..."uncle, the guy I told u that he ate the kilishi u sent me..and that drinks too....he was the one..he thought I didnt see him when he was eating it" ....haaaaa ... Kilishi has landed me in trouble.. It was this stupid hand of mine that took it oo...this stupid hand still has the temerity to shake the cables .... Her uncle first of all gave me a slap..at first I was seeing RAINBOW...buh by the time the second slap hit me, the RAINBOW now turned to GALAXY of stars ... I was sweating and shaking simultaneously... The way my face was hot ehn, if I connect my charger to it and charge my phone..walai my phone will have full bar .... I sha wash their plates, sweep the floor, clean their rooms

.... God self dey forgive and forget .... By the time I finish, I even thought my phone must have been full o..buh when I got to the parlour...I met her using my charger to charge her friend's phone

... I cannot get angry sha.. I now waited for 2hrs for her phone to full...they now off the gen laidat .. Walaitalai...I quickly remember what my mom used to tell me "God will not let food to kill you one day"

Kilishi landed me in trouble ... E no go better for Kilishi ooo ... I'm in SIFIA pain

Death is inevitable and everybody must die when the times come, there is no specific time for death to come because everybody has their different destiny, some people have passed away at a very young age and some are lucky enough to die at a very old age, one of the people who have lived very long on Earth is 'Maharanasi Murasi'.

'Maharanasi Murasi' was born in a village of Bangalore in 1835. Maharanasi has been living for the past 185 years, and he has gotten very old. Some of his children and grandchildren have passed away and he is still very much alive. Murasi have even said that he think death has forgotten him.

A lot of people said he has a divine power and that is why he is still alive, but Murasi has denied having spiritual powers.

A lot of people have been doubting his age and he has showed some papers that was prepared in the British regime, to show that he is not lying.

Do you believe that death will forget anybody on Earth?

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