Letter To All Yahoo Guys

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My dear yahoo guys

I'm P1 writing on behalf of all the non_yahoo guys in 9ja.

We're sick & tired of this things you're doing us.

Because of you guys, we cannot dm any girls freely again because of "I need 2k urgently". when it is that any time they ask you, you too will urgently send them the 2k urgently.

To date fine girl is now a problem sef, even ugly ones are using us to do shakara because we cannot buy them iPhone wey no get button for front for them. Ya dating fine gals and still collecting the ones we're managing, do you want us to turn to gay? One fine girlfriend plus one ugly gal is enough, pity us na, itis hustling we're hustling to get money, we dinnoh kee person.

Ordinary cover slippers that we used to buy for #1,500 before, if you're even lucky and go early in the morning to buy it, you'll get it for #1,400 is now been sold for #10,000, do you want us to be walking barefooted. Try and learn how to haggle on prize of goods, igbo boys are desperate, they got that slippers for just #200 from Aba.

I'm sure that we'll soon start using palmfrond as clothes because of the way you've make the prices of clothes to skyrocket, now the only designers we can afford are Mike, Palm Angelina, AdiBas and Puma with the cat logo trying to jump fence .

Not to talk of the way you're spending money in clubs when we're at one side managing our maltina and yoghurt, abi is it the way you're oppressing us with your rides, itis not a must you snap with car key in your hand na, some will even be bathing with car keys in their hand. #ko_neccessary_na

Pity us na, if not for anything but for the way we all trooped out to help deliver you guys from Sars.

We're not asking you not to dupe them, kwantinu, the Lord is ur strength buh stop intimidating us.

Stop all this oppression before we start going to shrine to swear for you people.

We hope to hear favourably from you soon .

Yours faithfully

P1

President of non yahoo guys association of Nigeria

#copied

(1) Somebody should buy me iphone 11 pro

or else i will drink coke and die

(2). If you want to toast a babe abeg go

straight to the point, which one is "How is

mummy and daddy"?

E concern you??

(3). When she comes To buy akara with

oversized slippers & shirt,

bros respect urself, don't toast her,

she's in BOO's House!

(4). Some girls are looking for tall guys with

pink lips and six packs when their father is

short, pot bellied with pommo lips

Lemme not talk sha.

(5). I'm Just wondering what would have

happened to David when he threw the

stone and Goliath Dudge it

(6). You watch Korean or Indian movies and

see how a lady slaps her man out of anger

and her man kisses her, trying to calm her

down. And my sister you want to try it with

a Naija guy?????????...

I'm coming..Let me go and price wheelchair

for you

(7). Big boy is not when you manage buy

iPhone x max and behave rude to your

elders. Big boy is when your girlfriend ask

you for money and you give her your ATM

with the password and tell her to withdraw

any amount.

Ladies am I making Sense?

Any girl that thinks I’m making SENSE. Hmm

Electric Pole FALL on U.

(8). Our elders said "nothing has

disadvantages without advantage "

E sir...wat is d advantage of poverty?

(9). We have equal destiny, but we have

different result depending on different

input, put in more into your life and you will

see more coming out of you give it all it

takes and you will get all it contains.

(10). # LADIES

A man without money is not broke, he is

temporary unable to dispense cash... just like

ATM.

# Guys are u with me?

(11). When the pastor says "Open to the

book of

Roman" You will start sleeping

But when a girl says "Open my blouse" you

will

do that in 5 seconds and draw her bra like

someone starting generator... don't worry

bro...

the devil is happily gathering your firewood

(12). Hug him let him feel your breast

Then gently push him on the bed then kiss

him

give him some deep kisses while moving

your hands all over his body go for his neck,

kiss it , bite his bottom lips and pull it a lil bit

grab his dick remove his shirt kiss all over

his chest keep kissing him remove his short

Remove your shirt let him feel the warmth of

your skin,kiss him I said kiss him girl kiss his

waist line kiss his inner thigh

Then kiss his ears then whisper in his ears "

am on my period so we can't "

(13). If you are always noticing Stingy

people, it means you Beg a lot. Stop it!

(14). Money is made of paper, paper is made

of wood, wood comes from trees, therefore

money grows on trees

(15). Someone told me that "Dating is a WEST

of time" Then I replied

"It is "NORTH true"

I must kill English this year

(16). Boy: Hiii...!

Girl: What?

Boy: How are you ?

Girl: Do I know you ?

Boy: Am RICH.

Girl: Oh! My name is Mary but you can call me

BABY . Am 19 and I stay in Limpopo . I love

short dark men like you , and am glad to

meet you . So when are we going out ?

Boy: No! No! No! Rich is my name . It's the

short form of Richard.

Girl: Sorry I don't talk to strangers.

(17). Hahahaha, true friends are always

wonderful.

But very few

I reached home late last night and dad

asked me "where were you ?

Me : At a friend's place dad.

In front of me, dad called 10 of my friends.

4 of them said "yes sir, he was here",

2 said "he just left sir",

3 said "he's here sir, studying, should I give

the phone to him?

and 1 of them went an extra mile to speak

to dad (in my voice) "Yes dad...what's

happening "

I fainted...

(18). Its only in Nigeria you will see

#FOOD_IS_READY . But when u go in and ask

for pounded yam with egusi, they will tell

you “E still dey fire”

(19). A little boy fell from a mango

tree,immediately he got up and told his

friends "Thank God say I no die ,if to say i

die,my papa for kill me!!...

(20). Wickedness is when you read and you

forgot to comment, my bros and sis

Your thunder is wearing,pant and bra. Let

me keep shut.