MY SINCERE LETTER OF APPRECIATION TO ALL REAL MEN IN THE HOUSE

 1. NEPA don bring bill

2. Buy bread when u are coming

3. Buy Egg when u are coming

4. Gas don finish

5. Kerosine don finish

6a. Generator no gree start

6b. Buy fuel for generator when u are coming

7. Car don get flat tyre, e no gree start

8. School fees don show

9. DStv/GOtv etc don stop to dey show

10. Dem come ask for security money

11. Month don end for Lesson teacher

12. Biscuit and Happy Hour nko?

13. Dem go begin report the children to u as u dey enter

14. If u never build, Landlord matter na madding

15. Dem go still shook hand for ur pocket pack d small change join..

16. Tell u d pikin dey run temperature like say u be doctor...

17a. Buy them credit

17b. Buy them data

18. Not excluding Suya, Cat fish etc on some nights

19. Fridge, pressing iron, fan etc. go stop, another headache..

20. Dem still wan go amusement park on public holidays

21. How much be the salary sef..

U come go hospital for fever, doctor say u get High BP. How man no go get High BP..

Ontop all, u must not disappoint in the inner room.. dem go still give u instruction.. 

My brother, if nobody don greet u say u do well, please praise YOURSELF.

Salute to all the Real Men.

Chai! To be a man is not  easy o

Most *sexy looking girls* do not have someone to tell them the truth.

The following conversation took place between a grandmother and her grand-daughter . 

*Grandma:* Mutoni, where are you going?

*Mutoni:* Grandma, I am going to Church.

*Grandma*: Really? Please come and sit down and let's talk for a minute before you go. I think we still have ample time before the Church Service begins? Don't we?

*Mutoni*: Yes, about an hour. 

*Grandma*: The way you are dressed, in fact, you look very sexy.

*Mutoni*: (Smiling) Thank you very much ma. 

*Grandma*: Hmmmm, Mutoni, I can see you love that compliment. Please tell me, do you need someone to have sex with you?

*Mutoni*: Ooh, noo! Grandma. Why this question?

*Grandma*: If you do not need someone to have sex with you, then, why do you dress *'sexy'*?

*Mutoni*: There's nothing to worry about, Grannie. I just want to....

*Grandma*: (cuts in)... dressed to kill, as usual! Mutoni, a Godly girl should never feel proud or swollen-headed when someone tells her that she *looks 'sexy'*. In fact, it's a very bad and insulting compliment.

The intention of dressing sexy is to arouse men, That's all. That's the reason why prostitutes dress this way. They dress this way because they want someone to have sex with them and pay them. They do everything possible to *'look sexy'* and attractive - not to just one person, but *to the entire men in town!*

They expose their breasts, they wear things that will reveal all their endowed curves -- and even private parts of their body -- JUST to *look sexy* and attractive to men, so that they will not rest until they have a carnal knowledge of them, for money. Please, Mutoni, are you also trying to look that way so that you will be attractive to men for sex?

Mutoni looked down, and was speechless.

*Grandma*: (continues) This is the reason why you are not getting a husband. Do you still wonder why suitable suitors rush to take you to bed.... then, after saying *'you are hot,'* they dump you? They feel that you cannot stay with *'one man'* alone. Do you now realise that I, your grandma, am not the one using witchcraft against you?

You are young, fit and attractive, although you are a Christian yet you always look so worldly. When you dress like this to Church, the probability of bringing even the pastor down is very high. But remember that *'woe betide the one by whom a righteous man is made to fall...'* I know you can remember this scripture very well. Well, my beloved grand-daughter, I am done. You can now go.

*Mutoni*: Thank you very much, Grandma. I have never looked at it like this before. From today onwards, I promise never to dress again *to look sexy*. I will rather dress to *look beautiful* and *glorify GOD* with my dressing. Thank you very much ma. 

*Grandma*: You are welcome, my dear.

(Seeing that Mutoni started going towards her room, she said). But, are you not going to church anymore?

*Mutoni*: I will go Grannie. I just want to change my dress, first.

*Grandma*: May God bless you for doing that.

Please pass on to the females in our lives including wives, daughters, sisters, nieces, cousins, next door neighbours, friends, etc. 

 Most *sexy looking girls* do not have someone to tell them the truth. Encourage them to read and react to it -- just as Mutoni did -- because *We Are Addressed The Way We Dress*. 

Let us dress right to reflect the Godliness in our lives

This message is not meant for you alone or at all if it is not applicable to you.

Please pass it on to all your contacts who dress to look " SEXY OR HOT".