A Japanese guy is at Los 

Angeles 

International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to 

Japan. While he's waiting, he goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars.

He counts his money at the counter. "Wait a minute," he says to the clerk, "When I came here I got more dollars for my yen. What's going on here? "

"Fluctuations. " says the clerk.

The Japanese man stiffens. "Well! Fluck you Americans, too! "A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country. A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense. A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him. A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead. A bird in the hand is dead. A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose. A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun. A clean tie attracts the soup of the day. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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If space could bring us closer together I would enjoy every single minute being apart. But the reality is distance has drawn to a conclusion and we were once magnificent!

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You cant give away your riches if you keep thinking about the hard time you underwent acquiring it.

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When you face difficult times, know that challenges are not sent to destroy you. They're sent to promote, increase and strengthen you.

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Strong relationships withstand the tests of time and brave the hardships encountered as though they are the necessities for survival.