A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's , you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink! "The others agree that sounds like a good place. Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's . At Vinny's , you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink. "Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's . At Murphy's , they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid! "

"Wow! " say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you? "

"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister! "

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